Title: **The Curse of Using BookFace** [OPENING SCENE] In the moonlit streets of Silicon Fantasia, a villainous figure wreaks havoc on the unsuspecting populace. Clad in oversized glasses, a hoodie, and wielding a smartphone that shines an eerie blue, this cyber specter types furiously, sending digital phantoms into the virtual world. This is the notorious Zuckerscare. [ZUCKERSCARE] "Prepare to be unfriended, mortals! Haha!" [CUT TO MYSTERY MACHINE] The Mystery Machine barrels down a suspiciously pixelated road, approaching Silicon Fantasia. [FRED] "Alright, gang, we're almost at Silicon Fantasia... which, under no circumstances, should exist physically." [VELMA, overly excited] "Jinkies! And did you know? This van... moves!" [DAPHNE, unimpressed] "Groundbreaking, Velma." [SCRAPPY, bursting from nowhere] "Lemme at 'em! I've coded my own app to defeat villains! It's called Scrappchat!" [SHAGGY] "Like, man, doesn't that sound too much like--" [SCOBBY] "Reah, Rike Snaprat!" Everyone exchanges a look. [FRED] "Let's split up and look for clues. And remember, if you see anyone suspicious, it's probably Red Herring." [ARRIVAL AT SILICON FANTASIA] They arrive at the digital city, signs everywhere read "Welcome to Silicon Fantasia - Where Reality Is Just Bad Coding". [VELMA] "This sign... signifies welcome!" [SHAGGY, bemused] "Like, no way!" [DAPHNE] "Let's track down this Zuckerscare and put an end to his digital nightmare." [ENTERING BOOKFACE HQ] Inside BookFace HQ, they meet the CEO, Marcia Suckerberg. [MARCIA] "Welcome, pesky teenagers. I'm <PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_PERSON>, no relation to Mark... unfortunately." [FRED, hopeful] "Any chance you're related to Leonardo DiCaprio?" [MARCIA, annoyed] "...No." [RED HERRING, appearing suddenly] "And it wasn't me who cursed BookFace!" [FRED] "Aha! It must be Red Herring!" [RED HERRING is then accidentally teleported into a cat video by the Zuckerscare. [CHASING THE ZUCKERSCARE] The gang chases the villain, questioning everything. [SHAGGY] "Why does this building even have a room just for likes and reacts?" [SCOBBY] "Rand rhe stairs go rup to nowhere!" [VELMA, stating the obvious] "These algorithmic patterns suggest... we're inside a social network!" [DAPHNE] "You don't say, Velma." [FINAL CONFRONTATION] They trap Zuckerscare in a loop of his own making. [VELMA] "To catch a digital ghost, one must simply... log off!" [EVERYONE facepalms.] [ZUCKERSCARE is revealed to be...] An angry internet troll, furious about his online friend count. [TROLL, furiously] "I would've had more followers if it weren't for you meddling kids!" [FRED] "And we would have wrapped this up sooner if it weren't for us trying to make sense of... well, everything here." [SCRAPPY, heroically] "Don't worry, I've already posted the adventure on Scrappchat!" [SHAGGY] "Like, does anyone else think we should stick to solving mysteries in places that actually make sense?" [SCOBBY] "Ryeah, ro more RookFace for rus!" [EVERYONE LAUGHS as they walk away from the camera, the Mystery Machine drives off into a digital sunset, leaving a trail of pixels.] [END.]

Title: **The Grief Lemon Show** [OPENING SCENE] Under the dim spotlight of a faded circus tent in Gloomsville, a sorrowful yet comically dressed figure juggles lemons, his face painted with an exaggerated frown. This is the infamously miserable, Grief Lemon, known for his ability to sour any mood. [GRIEF LEMON, dropping lemons] "Ah, the bitter taste of life's inevitabilities." [CUT TO MYSTERY MACHINE] The Mystery Machine somehow navigates a road filled with cartoonishly oversized lemon rinds. [FRED] "Okay gang, we're nearing Gloomsville to investigate... [checks notes] a circus that literally brings people to tears?" [VELMA, overly excited] "And did you know? This road is paved with bad dietary choices!" [DAPHNE, rolling her eyes] "Thrilling, Velma." [SCRAPPY, leaps up] "I'll turn those tears into cheers! They don't call me Scrappy-Dappy-Doo for nothin'!" [SHAGGY] "Like, does anyone else think 'Gloomsville' sounds too on the nose?" [SCOBBY] "Reah, rand ri don't rike remons!" [BRIEF INTERMISSION: FRED'S LATEST MISTAKE] Upon entering Gloomsville, Fred mistakes a local for the celebrity, Jack Lemon. [FRED] "Jack Lemon! I loved you in 'The Odd Couple'!" [LOCAL] "It's just Larry, dude. And this is a lemon suit." [FRED, doubtfully] "Got it. Must be method acting. Good luck with your next scene, Mr. Lemon!" [Larry walks away, sourly shaking his head.] [ARRIVAL AT THE GRIEF LEMON SHOW] The gang enters the circus tent, greeted by posters of Grief Lemon looking dramatically forlorn. [VELMA] "This poster... strongly suggests sadness!" [SHAGGY] "Like, thanks, Captain Obvious." [ENCOUNTER WITH GRIEF LEMON] Grief Lemon melancholically approaches. [GRIEF LEMON] "Welcome, to the pinnacle of despondency. I hope you don't enjoy the show." [DAPHNE] "We're here to see why your show has become literally tear-jerking." [SCRAPPY, heroically] "And I'm here to add a punch of courage to this lemonade!" [GRIEF LEMON, unamused] "Joy... how dreadfully cheerful." [INVESTIGATING THE TENT] They split up, exploring the eerie circus. Fred and Daphne find themselves backstage, Velma examines the show props, and Shaggy and Scooby, naturally, head to the concessions. [VELMA, excitedly] "Look! This trapdoor... it leads somewhere!" [SHAGGY, eyeing a lemon pie] "Like, man, who thought lemon pie at a grief show was a good idea?" [SCOBBY, skeptically] "Reah, rood choice?" [MYSTERY SOLVED] Velma discovers the secret: Grief Lemon is using a hidden machine that emits a gas causing people to feel sorrowful. [VELMA] "Jinkies! It's a... gas machine!" [FRED] "Velma, you've done it again!" [DAPHNE, sarcastically] "Who would've thought?" [CONFRONTATION AND REVEAL] They confront Grief Lemon, who is actually a rejected comedian, Sad Sam, using the grief gimmick to stand out. [SAD SAM] "I just wanted to make a name for myself, even if it meant being remembered for sadness rather than humor." [SCRAPPY] "Looks like we squeezed the truth out of this lemon!" [SHAGGY] "Like, can we go somewhere less... sour now?" [SCOBBY] "Reah, Romeplace Rappy!" [FRED] "And we would've enjoyed the circus if it weren't for our need to investigate inexplicably gloomy themes." [EVERYONE LAUGHS as they exit the tent, the Mystery Machine departing under a suddenly brightening sky.] [ENDING CREDITS ROLL over the sound of cheerful circus music, juxtaposed with Grief Lemon juggling happily colored balloons instead of lemons.] [END.]

Title: **The Ghost of U. Lispies Grunt** [OPENING SCENE] In the eerie, dimly-lit corridors of Grunt Mansion, a spectral figure draped in military attire haunts the premises. Its moans are punctuated by an oddly pronounced sibilance, "Sssssalute your fearsss!" [CUT TO MYSTERY MACHINE] The Mystery Machine barrels down a fog-enshrouded road leading to the illustrious, yet haunting, Grunt Mansion. [FRED] "Alright, gang, our next mystery takes us to Grunt Mansion, home to the terrifying... uh, Ghost of U. Lispies Grunt?" [SHAGGY] "Like, is 'U. Lispies' supposed to be a name, or a dental condition?" [SCOBBY] "Re-he-he-he!" [VELMA, excitedly] "And did you know? 'Grunt' could imply a low-ranking military position OR the sound one makes when lifting heavy objects." [DAPHNE] "Wow, Velma. Enlightening." [SCRAPPY, heroically] "Don't worry! I'll demote that spectral soldier to 'Private Panic' with a dose of puppy power!" [FRED, sighing] "And I assume if we find a clue, it'll somehow point to Red Herring again." [ARRIVAL AT GRUNT MANSION] As they approach the mansion, the site of inexplicable drilling noises and spectral commands fill the air. [ENTRANCE GREETING] They're met by the caretaker, a stoic figure named Serge Haunt, who insists the ghost is just rehearsal for the mansion's upcoming "Fright and Drill" night. [SERGE HAUNT] "Welcome to Grunt Mansion. The ghost? Merely... preparation." [FRED, cheerfully] "Nice try, Serge! But is anyone here by chance related to Scarlett Johansson?" [SERGE HAUNT, visibly confused] "No...?" [THE INVESTIGATION BEGINS] Splitting up, they explore the mansion. Velma and Daphne uncover an old military manual on speech therapy, while Shaggy and Scooby raid the kitchen, naturally finding a plate of ghost-themed cookies. [VELMA] "Look, Daphne! This manual... it teaches!" [DAPHNE] "Isn't that what manuals do?" [SHAGGY, munching on cookies] "Like, man, even the cookies here have lisps! Listen! 'Thhhhnickerdoodles'!" [SCOBBY, chuckling] "Roooooky!" [CONFRONTATION WITH THE GHOST] As they regroup, the ghost appears, lispingly threatening to march them out of his mansion. [U. LISPIES GRUNT] "Be gone from thisss placcce, or sssuffer my wrath!" [SCRAPPY, puffing his chest] "Let me at him! I'll show him the real superpower of teamwork!" [VELMA] "Guys, look! The ghost... he floats inconsistently!" [REVEAL AND EXPLANATION] Following Velma's observation, they set a trap. The ghost turns out to be Serge Haunt, who used a hidden harness and voice modulator to protect a secret stash of antique war memorabilia. [SERGE HAUNT] "I would have gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for your meddling kids and your darn dog... and puppy!" [FRED] "And once again, the real mystery was the physics-defying contraptions we find in these old mansions." [SHAGGY] "Like, can we go somewhere that doesn't require a dictionary to understand the villain's name next time?" [SCOBBY] "Reah, ra simpler mystery!" [VEHICLE DEPARTURE] As they depart Grunt Mansion, Fred spots Red Herring on the roadside selling "ghost-free" lemonade. [FRED] "See, guys! I knew Red Herring had something to do with this!" [RED HERRING, exasperated] "Literally, how, Fred? How?" [EVERYONE LAUGHS as they ride off into the night, the Mystery Machine disappearing into the mist.] [END.]

**Title: Unwelcome to Radiant-Turd Springs** [OPENING SCENE] In the dim glow of a neon sign that reads "Radiant-Turd Springs", a bizarrely dressed figure in a plunger hat and toilet paper cape looms over the town, plunging into the shadows. The figure, known only as The Clog, cackles maniacally while unleashing miniature whirlpools within every basin, sink, and tub in sight. [THE CLOG] "Prepare to be plunged into despair, citizens of Radiant-Turd Springs!" [CUT TO MYSTERY MACHINE] Barreling down a road that's suspiciously polished to a mirror sheen, the Mystery Machine is en route to the peculiarly named Radiant-Turd Springs. [FRED] "Okay, gang, ready to dive into the mystery of Radiant-Turd Springs?" [VELMA, overly excited] "Did you know? This van... is capable of both accelerating and decelerating!" [DAPHNE, unimpressed] "That's just... driving, Velma." [SHAGGY] "Like, why does Radiant-Turd Springs sound like it was named by a bathroom humor enthusiast?" [SCOBBY] "Rehehe, Rurd!" [SCRAPPY, popping up heroically] "Don't worry, Uncles! I'll unclog this mystery quicker than a drain on a hot summer day!" [FRED, puzzled] "And let's not forget to lookout for any suspicious activity, probably caused by Red Herring." [ARRIVAL AT RADIANT-TURD SPRINGS] Upon their arrival, they're greeted by signs promoting the town's infamous "Gleaming Sewer Tours." [VELMA] "Look! These signs...they guide!" [SHAGGY] "Like, that's just what signs do, Velma." [MEETING WITH THE MAYOR] They meet Mayor Flushwell, a man so obsessed with cleanliness, his suit squeaks. [MAYOR FLUSHWELL] "Welcome to Radiant-Turd Springs, the cleanest town this side of the sewer! Don't mind The Clog; he's just a bump in our perfectly sanitized road." [FRED, hopeful] "Any relation to Freddie Mercury, with all this talk of cleanliness and 'under pressure'?" [MAYOR FLUSHWELL, confused] "Er, no." [RED HERRING scampers in the background, chased by a rogue toilet brush.] [INVESTIGATING THE TOWN] Splitting up, they explore the town's clean yet bizarre attractions, including a soap sculpture garden and a museum dedicated to the history of plunger innovation. [SHAGGY, to a museum guide] "Like, man, is there an exhibit on why someone would name a town after a shiny poop?" [SCOBBY] "Reah, rhy?" [VELMA, excitedly] "These plungers... are arranged chronologically!" [DAPHNE] "Well spotted, Velma." [CONFRONTATION WITH THE CLOG] They confront The Clog in the heart of the town's water treatment plant, discovering a bizarre contraption designed to perpetually recycle the town's water supply, creating an endless loop of cleaning. [THE CLOG] "Soon, Radiant-Turd Springs will be so clean, it'll be... unbearable!" [SCRAPPY, valiantly] "Hold it right there, Mr. Clog! You're about to get flushed by justice!" [REVEAL AND EXPLANATION] Unmasking The Clog reveals Mayor Flushwell himself, desperately trying to put Radiant-Turd Springs on the map with a sensational clean water scandal. [MAYOR FLUSHWELL] "I would've made us a landmark of cleanliness, if it weren't for you meddling kids and your spotless detection skills!" [SHAGGY] "Like, talk about taking cleaning up the town too literally!" [SCOBBY] "Rehehe, Riterally!" [FRED] "And who would have thought? The only thing not clean in this town was the mayor's scheme." [AS THEY DEPART] Passing Red Herring's roadside "Genuine Radiant-Turd Souvenirs," they resist the temptation to stop. [FRED] "See, guys, I knew Red Herring had to be cleaned up in this somehow!" [RED HERRING, splashed by a passing street cleaner] "I'm innocent, I tell ya! Innocent!" [EVERYONE LAUGHS as they drive off, leaving the sparkling-clean, yet bizarrely named town behind them.] [END.]

**Title: The Murky Minkey Doglenz of Munkeez Fame** [OPENING SCENE] Amid the twinkle of camera flashes and the glitter of disco balls, a shadow looms over the glamorous world of Munkeez, the hottest retro-themed nightclub in town. A figure clad in a shimmering jumpsuit, with oversized sunglasses and a faux fur coat, causes chaos, turning the glittering dance floor into a soapy slip 'n slide. Known only as Minkey Doglenz, this enigmatic troublemaker aims to turn every spotlight into a spinning siren of disco disaster. [MINKEY DOGLENZ] "With every step, let the dance floor quake and the disco balls tremble!" [CUT TO MYSTERY MACHINE] The Mystery Machine, adorned with disco ball ornaments for the occasion, grooves its way towards Munkeez. [FRED] "Okay, team, brace yourselves for a night at Munkeez. We've got a disco diva turning party time into peril time." [VELMA, with an oversized novelty calculator] "Did you know? 'Disco' is a term derived from 'discoteque', meaning 'record library' in French!" [DAPHNE, examining her nails] "Fascinating, Velma. But does it explain why people wore those ridiculous bell-bottoms?" [SHAGGY] "Like, man, Munkeez is such a funky name. Makes me think of monkeys playing disco tunes." [SCOBBY] "Ree-hee-hee! Runky Ronkeys!" [SCRAPPY, brandishing a tiny glitter cannon] "I'm ready to blast into action! The Minkey Doglenz won't know what hit 'em!" [FRED] "And remember, if anything goes wrong, it's probably because of Red Herring." [ARRIVAL AT MUNKEEZ] As they approach Munkeez, the unmistakable sounds of the '70s fill the air, along with the scent of faux fur and hairspray. [VELMA] "Look, a clue! This glitter... shines!" [SHAGGY] "Zoinks, Velma, that's just what glitter does." [MEETING WITH THE CLUB OWNER] The gang meets with the club owner, Donna Boombox, who's decked out in attire that screams '70s chic. She explains that Minkey Doglenz's antics are driving away her clientele. [DONNA BOOMBOX] "Darlings, if Minkey Doglenz isn't stopped, Munkeez will turn from the hottest spot in town to yesterday's news!" [FRED, squinting] "Boombox... Any relation to Justin Timberlake? He had that song, 'Boombox', right?" [DONNA BOOMBOX, sighing] "No, dear." [RED HERRING, spotted outside selling vintage '70s gear] "And it wasn't me who turned the dance floor into a disaster zone!" [FRED] "Aha! It must be Red Herring!" [INVESTIGATION MONTAGE] As a funky '70s track plays, the gang splits up to investigate, with various comedic mishaps involving disco balls, roller skates, and bell-bottoms entangling their efforts. [CONFRONTATION AND REVEAL] The gang, through a series of missteps and clever traps involving a mirror ball disco light show, finally corners Minkey Doglenz on the dance floor. [MINKEY DOGLENZ, revealed to be...] Donna Boombox's rival from the club across the street, DJ Polyester, dressed in a dazzling jumpsuit. [DJ POLYESTER] "I would've been the king of the night, if it weren't for you meddling kids and your far-out disco inferno!" [FRED] "And it turns out the real villain wasn't related to Red Herring at all." [SCRAPPY, firing his glitter cannon] "And that's how you do the hustle, Scooby-style!" [SHAGGY] "Like, can we go somewhere less groovy next time? My bell-bottoms are chafing!" [SCOBBY, laughing] "Reah, ress roofy!" As they leave Munkeez, Red Herring is seen disco dancing alone on the refurbished dance floor, caught in the '70s fever. [RED HERRING, dancing awkwardly] "Turns out, I've got the fever! The disco fever!" [EVERYONE LAUGHS as they drive off into the night, the Mystery Machine's disco balls sparkling under the moonlight.] [END.]

**Title: Shut Up and Dunce with Me** [OPENING SCENE] Amid the rhythmic pulsing of neon lights in the once prestigious but now cursed Ballarina Academy, a figure cloaked in shadows twirls maniacally, casting a spell that forces everyone inside to dance uncontrollably. Known as "The Dunce", this caped choreographer cackles over the ballet barres, declaring the school's new curriculum focused solely on the art of the endless jig. [THE DUNCE] "Let the halls of academia echo with the taps and twirls of folly! Dance, my pretties, dance!" [CUT TO MYSTERY MACHINE] As the Mystery Machine navigates a road littered with discarded ballet slippers and tap shoes, the gang gears up for an unusual caper. [FRED] "Alright, gang, we're headed to the Ballarina Academy, where it's reported everyone can't stop dancing. Sounds like a case of the boogie fever to me." [VELMA, clutching a dance manual] "Did you know? The term 'boogie fever' scientifically refers to no known illness but was popular in discotheques!" [DAPHNE, skeptically] "And how exactly is that helpful, Velma?" [SHAGGY] "Like, man, does anyone else think 'The Dunce' sounds like he failed out of dance school?" [SCOBBY] "Reah, railed out!" [SCRAPPY, donning a tutu and attempting a pirouette] "No villain can out-dance Scrappy-Doo! Prepare for a ballet beatdown!" [FRED] "And remember, gang, if we come across any suspects, it's probably Red Herring again." [ARRIVAL AT BALLARINA ACADEMY] Upon arrival, they're greeted by the eerie sight of students waltzing, boogieing, and moonwalking uncontrollably throughout the campus. [VELMA] "Observation! This may be the only academic institution where the students are literally swept off their feet!" [SHAGGY] "Zoinks, that's one way to get to class on time!" [MEETING WITH THE DEAN] The gang is introduced to Dean Pirouetta, who is herself locked in a perpetual pirouette. [DEAN PIROUETTA] "Welcome to Ballarina Academy! Oh, how I wish it were under better circumstances. This... dastardly Dunce has turned our prestigious campus into a dance-a-thon!" [FRED] "Pirouetta... Any chance you're related to Michael Flatley, the Lord of the Dance?" [DEAN PIROUETTA, mid-twirl] "Not in the least." [RED HERRING, seen outside selling energy drinks] "And I didn't start this dance craze, I swear!" [FRED] "There he is! Suspect number one!" [UNCOVERING THE MYSTERY] As they split up to investigate, Daphne and Velma discover enchanted dance shoes, Shaggy and Scooby stumble into a secret dance studio beneath the auditorium, and Scrappy choreographs a distraction. [CONFRONTATION AND REVEAL] Using a blend of misdirection, a mirror ball, and Scrappy's distracting dance-off, they reveal The Dunce to be... ...the academy's janitor, Mr. Stepwrong, who was tired of cleaning up after untidy students and sought to make them perpetually busy with dance. [MR. STEPWRONG] "If they were always dancing, they'd be too tired to make a mess! I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dancing dog!" [SHAGGY] "Like, talk about taking 'dance till you drop' to a whole new level!" [SCOBBY] "Rehehehe, droppy dance!" [FRED] "And once again, we find that the root of all mysteries is simply someone stepping out of line." As they leave the academy, the spell broken and the students finally at rest, Red Herring attempts a breakdance, only to fall over. [RED HERRING] "Maybe I do have two left feet, but at least I'm not a suspect this time!" [EVERYONE LAUGHS as they drive away, leaving the academy behind, its corridors silent for the first time in days. [END.]

**Title: The Sampsons** [OPENING SCENE] In the pulsing heart of HairSpray City, a metropolis obsessed with the latest hair trends and barber technologies, a bizarre phenomenon occurs. Every salon window shimmers with the reflection of people sporting outrageously bad haircuts - mullets, bowl cuts, and uneven bangs. At the epicenter, a shadowy figure dances with electric clippers in hand, surrounded by piles of hair. This is none other than Buzz Clipper, the self-proclaimed artiste of atrocious hairdos. [BUZZ CLIPPER] "Embrace the chaos of coiffure! Beauty is in the eye of the buzz-holder!" [CUT TO THE MYSTERY MACHINE] Cruising down a road littered with hairbrushes and abandoned combs, the Mystery Machine is on its way to unravel the mystery of the mane-mangling mayhem. [FRED] "Alright, gang, prepare yourselves for a tangle with the hair-raising horror of HairSpray City." [VELMA, studying a hair encyclopedia] "Did you know? The fear of getting a bad haircut actually has a name: Tonsurphobia!" [DAPHNE, examining her split ends] "Let's just hope this Buzz Clipper doesn't get his hands on my hair." [SHAGGY] "Like, speaking of buzz, does anyone else's head feel extra itchy thinking about this?" [SCOBBY] "Reah, rid's ritzy!" [SCRAPPY, brandishing a tiny hairdryer] "I'll blow this villain away with a powerful blast of hot air!" [FRED] "And remember, gang, if we run into any snags, it's probably Red Herring's fault." [ARRIVAL AT HAIRSPRAY CITY] As they enter the city, they're greeted by billboards advertising the latest in avant-garde hair treatments - none of which seem particularly appealing. [VELMA] "Note: These hairdos... don't!" [SHAGGY] "Man, I wouldn't want to 'do any of those 'dos." [MEETING WITH THE MAYOR] They meet Mayor Shearwell, whose hair strangely resembles a topiary garden. [MAYOR SHEARWELL] "Welcome to HairSpray City! Where our motto is 'A Cut Above the Rest!' But lately, it's been more like a cut below the belt..." [FRED] "Shearwell... any chance you're related to Edward Scissorhands?" [MAYOR SHEARWELL, chuckling] "Not last time I checked my family tree." [RED HERRING, noticed passing by, his hair styled into an improbable quiff] "And I didn't start this haircut horror show!" [FRED] "Sure, Red, and I suppose you just naturally woke up like that?" [UNRAVELING THE SITUATION] While investigating, they stumble across a barbershop quartet of clues, leading them through a series of comically hair-raising encounters. [CONFRONTATION AND REVEAL] The gang, using an ingeniously disguised decoy (Shaggy wearing a ludicrous wig), lures Buzz Clipper into revealing himself as... ...the once-esteemed barber, Snippy Snapwell, driven mad by the quest for the 'perfect cut.' [SNIPPY SNAPWELL] "I wanted to sculpt HairSpray City into a masterpiece, one head at a time! If not for you meddling kids and your well-groomed dog!" [SHAGGY] "Like, man, talk about a close shave!" [SCOBBY] "Rehehe, roo rolose!" [FRED] "And once again, we find that the root of this hairy situation was just somebody trying to cut corners... literally." [DEPARTURE] As they depart, leaving the residents of HairSpray City to their hair-repair, they pass Red Herring now stuck in a barbershop chair, a cape around his neck. [RED HERRING] "Alright, alright, maybe I exaggerated about not starting it. I just wanted a tiny trim!" [EVERYONE LAUGHS as they drive off, leaving behind the trimmed tales of HairSpray City. [END.]