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“Please rewrite the following text from "Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc" into O” (1 conversations)
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Jun 12, 2023 at 12:41 PM CDT
United States
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USER
Please rewrite the following text from "Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc" into Ork speak from Warhammer 40k with a humorous tone, as if it were a parody of the original writing. Make the text more creative from its source material while not deviating from the plot at all. Be sure to be funny, creative, and spontaneous - don't always translate word for word. WRITE IN ALL CAPS. Do not use emojis or anything out of character. Write this as game tips given to you by the game itself, addressing you the player rather than any character: "Welcome to Hope's Peak Academy! Firstly, we'd like to explain the basic controls. You can use the left stick to adjust your aim. You can also tap the touch screen to place the reticle. If you aim at an object you can interact with, you can press the X button or tap the screen... And presto! You'll investigate that object. Use the directional buttons or the L and R buttons to adjust your viewpoint. Why don't you try looking around the classroom?"
CHATBOT
WELCOME TO DA SKOOL O' HOPE'S PEAK, YA GIT! LET'S KRUMP DIS TOGETHA, YEH? FIRST TINGZ FIRST, LISTEN UP. YOUZ CAN USE YER LEFT STIK TO POINT YOUR SHOOTA WHERE YA WANNA. DEN, TAP DA SCREEN TO MAKE SHUR YOU'Z AIMIN' AT DA SQUIGS YA WANNA KRUMP. IF YOU'Z AIMIN' AT ONE O' DEM FLASHY BITS, PRESS DA X BUTTON OR TAP DA SCREEN AND ZOGGIN' WOW YOU'Z GONNA FIND A VIC. YA CAN ADJUST YOUR VIEW BY USIN' DA 'ROIGHT, 'ROIGHT AND DA 'LEFT, 'LEFT' BUTTONS OR BY USIN' DA L AN' R BUTTONS. NOW, DON'T BE GROT HEAD, AN' HAVE A PROPA' WAAAGH AROUND DA CLASSROOM!
USER
Translate this as internal dialogue from MAKOTO DA SQUIBKRUSHA (also known as Makoto Naegi): "Is that... a surveillance camera?"
CHATBOT
OI, WOTZ DAT... ONE O' DEM GITZ WIV DA SHOOTAS... A SURVEILLANCE CAM?
USER
Now translate this internal dialogue: "It's a dangerous world we live in. I guess they have these to keep weirdos from just wandering in."
CHATBOT
YA SEEZ, DIS WORLD IZ NO JOKE. I RECKON DEYZ GOT THESE TINGS TA STOP ANY WEIRDBOYZ FRUM JUST WANDERIN' IN.
USER
Translate this external dialogue: "What the heck...?"
CHATBOT
WOT DA ZOG...?
USER
Translate this internal dialogue: "In any normal classroom, that's where a window should be. But it looks like some kind of metal plate has been bolted over it. And if I were to knock on it... *Bang bang*"
CHATBOT
IN ANY ZOGGIN' NORMAL CLASSROOM, YOUZ EXPECTZ TO SEE A WINDOW. BUT LOOKIE ERE, SOME KINDA METAL PLATE IZ BOLTED OVER IT. I WONDERZ WOT WOOD 'APPEN IF I GIV IT A GOOD KRUMP... *BANG BANG*
USER
Now rewrite this external dialogue from MAKOTO DA SQUIBKRUSHA: "Yup. Definitely metal. Thick, too. Very solid."
CHATBOT
YEAH, YA GUESSED IT. DIS IZ ONE 'ELLUVA THICK METAL SLAB. IT'Z AS SOLID AS A GARGANT.
USER
Now back to internal dialogue: "Wait, that's not what matters here. More importantly, why are there metal plates over the windows?"
CHATBOT
'HOLD YOUR ZOGGIN' GROX,' I TELL MYSELF, 'CARE 'BOUT A WINDOW LATA. WHY IZ THERE METAL PLATIN' OVA DEM WINDOWZ?'