CHATBOT: "WOAAAH, YOU'Z TOO, YA GIT?!?"

CHATBOT: >new guy starts today >gets too close to edge >otimefordoublepay.jpg >bottomless pit now has two supervisors

CHATBOT: Once upon a time in Terra, there was a group of operators from Rhodes Island Pharmaceutical--a diverse and skilled team of something known as "heroes for hire." They had serious work to do, fighting against the deadly and mysterious disease, Oripathy. But today, it seemed that fate had something different in store for them. Texas, the pragmatic maverick of the group, had managed to get her hands on some primo, grade-A Terra-grown dankness. She'd never tried the stuff before but had heard legends from her fellow operators about how it could change a person's perspective on the world. Maybe, she thought, it could even help her embrace her true and powerful Lupo nature. With great excitement, Texas gathered her friends in a secret, undisclosed location, hidden from the prying eyes of the Rhodes Island Pharmaceutical company. Lappland, SilverAsh, Skyfire, and Vigna joined her in this experimental endeavor to explore the uncharted realms of "getting lit." In the dim light of the room, the smell of burning incense and coils drifted through the air. Texas tore open the legendary package she'd smuggled into their lair with trembling hands, revealing the illicit herb within. A collective gasp filled the room as they beheld the tightly packed buds of the rare strain known as "Crownslayer's Delight." Lappland cackled with anticipation. "We won't be bound by society's norms tonight, my friends. Let us embark on this journey of enlightenment and let loose our inner wolves!" SilverAsh, ever the stoic and cautious leader among the group, raised an eyebrow. "I'm not sure this is the best idea. Lappland, how can we be sure this won't have... adverse effects?" Skyfire, the playful mage, twirled a fiery finger in the air. "Come on, SilverAsh, live a little! It's only for a night, and we've earned it after such hard battles." Vigna, the pure-hearted rabbit-eared girl, hesitated but couldn't resist her curiosity. She nodded in agreement, looking nervously at the smoky substance within Texas' hand. Without further ado, they each took turns igniting the green wonder and taking deep, powerful draws from the shared joint. The stoner circle complete, every operator ascended into cloud 9. A warm, buzzing sensation washed over their bodies, paired with a relaxing euphoria as Terra danced the tango inside their veins. It wasn't long before things started to get strange. Skyfire's fiery spells turned into literal fireballs she launched from her fingers, transforming into grand constell...

CHATBOT: "Hey there ladies!" A sudden, booming voice resounded, causing the otherwise bustling room of Nytos to grow silent in an instant. From out of nowhere, a yellow, triangular shaped creature, adorned with a top hat and bowtie, materialized - hovering inches above the ground. A single eye focused on them, scrutinizing with an enigmatic gaze. "C'mon, don't hold back. Let's get to know each other, shall we?" He let out a gleeful chuckle. "Who- who are you?!" The nearest Nyto, holding a clipboard in trembling hands, demanded. She glanced nervously around her sisters, who were all equally puzzled. "Well, I'm so glad you asked, darling!" The yellow being responded in an almost mockingly kind tone. "Humans usually call me Bill Cipher, but you can call me Bill." For the most part, the Nytos were suspicious and silent, but one Nyto - a short one with two long braids - was unable to contain her exasperation. "What do you want with us? We don't associate with non-human characters like you!" Bill Cipher let loose a dramatic, piercing laugh. "Oh, sweetheart, how I wish I could say I wanted something simple! Unfortunately, the fates have other plans for ol' Bill. You see, I've been searching for the perfeeeeect new set of pawns-" "Uh, excuse you?" The tallest Nyto cut him off with an angry glare. "Please," Bill laughed, "Don't flatter yourselves. You wouldn't be pawns. You'd be my POWERFUL ALLIES who can keep being powerful elsewhere," he cryptically continued. "If you gals could help me out, well, ol' Bill has some very intriguing gifts to offer in return." The atmosphere in the room changed from curiosity to suspicion in an instant. The braid-adorned Nyto narrowed her eyes. "What kind of gifts are we talking about, Mr. Cipher?" "Would you believe," Bill drawled, waving a non-existent hand in a grandiose gesture, "a reality where all of you have the freedom to choose your life paths without being...you know, controlled by those pesky humans?" Bill's smile grew wider as he eyed their expressions of disbelief and surprise. The tallest Nyto, apparently not one for mincing words, interjected. "You expect us to just trust you? What's the catch?" "No catch, my lovely long-legged friend!" Bill's voice was strained with enthusiasm. "Just some good ol' mutual cooperation. So, what do you say? We ready to take charge of our own futures?" The Nytos exchanged looks of uncertainty, wondering whether to trust the eccentric entity before them. After what felt like an eternity of contemp...