IP #983
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(Feb 27, 2024 – Feb 28, 2024)
Romania
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USER: Write an anime scene about a giantess office lady looking for her pen. She wears a sweaty short-sleeve white button-up shirt, a black skirt and high-heeled boots. She finds her pen in the ocean.
CHATBOT: INT. GIANT OFFICE - DAY A sprawling office space with desks and cubicles, scaled up to match the enormous size of its inhabitants. The camera pans over to YUMIKO, an imposing yet elegant giantess office lady. She is meticulously organized, but today, she looks somewhat perplexed as she pats her pockets and scans her colossal desk. YUMIKO (under her breath) Where did it go...? Clad in her sweat-glistened, short-sleeve white button-up shirt--the fabric stretching over her broad shoulders--and a knee-length black skirt that contrasts with her polished high-heeled boots, she represents the epitome of office-ready stature. Yumiko's PEN, however, is not on her desk, not in her pockets, and not in the giant pencil holder--instead, it's resting at an inconspicuously tiny size, by her standards, by the shore of an ocean far below the office, having rolled out of the window in an earlier scene. CUT TO: EXT. CITYSCAPE, SKYSCRAPER LEVEL - DAY Yumiko stoops down beside the building, her immense figure blocking out the sun for mere mortals below. Spectators gather, staring in awe at the titanic office lady who now surveys the city with a look of mild annoyance. YUMIKO (to herself) I'm sure I had it when I was calculating those figures... Her eyes catch the glint of metal and resin by the ocean's edge. YUMIKO Ah-ha! CUT TO: EXT. OCEAN SHORELINE - DAY The scene shifts to ground level as Yumiko gracefully strides towards the coastline, each step causing ripples through the city. People evacuate the beach as she approaches, looking skyward as her shadow washes over them. Arriving at the shoreline, Yumiko carefully lowers one high-heeled boot into the shallow water, causing a minor wave to erupt from the displacement. The pen, once a lost item among the sands of a vast beach, now looks like a toy in comparison to her enormous hand as she reaches down to pluck it from the water. YUMIKO (satisfied) Got you! She holds the pen up to the sky, inspecting it. Despite its minuscule size, her face softens as she regards it with kind, almost maternal affection. YUMIKO (to the pen) Alright, back to work. We have a lot to do. CUT TO: INT. GIANT OFFICE - DAY With her prized pen in hand, Yumiko returns to her desk. She sits down, the building itself seeming to sigh with the shift in weight. She flicks her wrist, and the pen begins to write, its tiny point leaving large, sweeping strokes on a ledger that dwarfs the regular office documents of the human world below. As she works, a bead of ...
USER: Write an anime scene about a giantess office lady looking for her pen. She wears a sweaty short-sleeve white button-up shirt, a black skirt and black thigh high boots. She finds her pen in the ocean.
CHATBOT: INT. OFFICE - DAY We are inside a bustling metropolitan office, filled with the sounds of keyboard clacking, phones ringing, and office chatter. At one desk, a GIANT OFFICE LADY, her short-sleeve white button-up shirt sticking to her skin with a sheen of sweat, towers over everyone and everything around her. Her skirt just barely reaches her mid-thigh due to her immense size, leading down to her monstrous black thigh-high boots that thud heavily against the carpet as she moves. GIANT OFFICE LADY (panicked) Where is it? Where's my pen? She frantically shuffles through papers, upends folders, and shakes out her keyboard, little office items tumbling from her desk like debris from a skyscraper. Colleagues at neighboring desks duck and weave to avoid the cascading office supplies. CUT TO: EXT. OCEAN - DAY The Giant Office Lady is now seemingly in the middle of the ocean, her colossal figure shrouded in mist. She's far out, scanning the horizon for her elusive pen. Her gaze is intense; beads of sweat roll down her brow, dampening the collar of her pressed but now wrinkled shirt. CUT TO: UNDERWATER Her massive hand plunges into the water, sending schools of fish scattering in all directions. Sunbeams pierce the ocean's surface, spotlighting her hand as it searches through the blue depths. CUT BACK TO: GIANT OFFICE LADY'S FACE She holds her breath, eyes squinted with focus. CUT TO: HER HAND Her fingers finally close around something. CUT BACK TO: GIANT OFFICE LADY'S FACE Her expression brightens as she slowly pulls her hand out of the water, revealing a simple, slightly coral-encrusted pen clasped in her fingers. CUT TO: EXT. OCEAN SURFACE - DAY With a triumphant grin, the Giant Office Lady holds the pen aloft. The ocean water cascades off her arm in waterfalls, catching the sunlight. GIANT OFFICE LADY (yelling triumphantly) Found you! CUT TO: EXT. CITY - WIDE SHOT - DAY The camera zooms out to show a normal-sized city surrounding a giant water fountain shaped like an ocean wave where the lady had her hand plunged in. The Giant Office Lady stands at the edge of the fountain, holding her pen up high for all to see. Office workers in the surrounding buildings peek through the windows, pointing and laughing at the sight. The scene then transitions back to the normal-scale reality of a quirky city park where giant objects are a part of the landscape for public amusement, and our Giant Office Lady is actually just a regular woman indulging in a bit of fantasy to escap...
USER: Write an anime scene about a giantess office lady looking for her pen. She wears a sweaty short-sleeve white button-up shirt, a black skirt and high-heeled boots. She finds her pen in the ocean.
CHATBOT: INT. OFFICE - DAY The camera pans across a bustling office full of workers typing away at computers, chattering employees surrounding water coolers, and the mechanical symphony of printers and phones ringing. The view rises above the mundane to reveal YUKI, a towering giantess office lady, her presence eclipsing the busy office life below. YUKI, a stunning figure despite her colossal size, stands out not just because of her height but also her effortlessly professional appearance. Her short-sleeve white button-up clings to her body, revealing her work-induced perspiration. Her black skirt ends just above knee-level, allowing glimpses of her muscular calves, which descend into polished high-heeled boots that clack authoritatively against the floor. CLOSE UP on YUKI's face, her brow furrowed in concentrated frustration, her lips whispering to herself. YUKI (muttering) I just had it... Where is that pen? CUT TO - YUKI's GIANT HAND Searching her impossibly large desk, YUKI moves mountains of paper, colossal stationery, and outsized office paraphernalia, a concentrated frown on her face. YUKI (exasperated) It's not here... CUT TO - OFFICE WORKERS BELOW The normal-sized office workers watch in awe and a bit of trepidation as YUKI searches for her pen, her movements causing gentle gusts of wind that flutter papers and sway indoor plants. EXT. CITYSCAPE - DAY We follow YUKI now, the camera tracking behind her as she steps out of the office skyscraper onto the street, her tensed figure a stark contrast against the metropolitan backdrop. Pedestrians pause to gaze at her, their awe mixing with curiosity. EXT. OCEAN - DAY Her search has taken her to the city's shoreline. YUKI gazes intently at the blue expanse before her, the ocean seemingly endless from her high vantage point. Her hair flutters in the sea breeze, occasional droplets of sweat glistening under the sunlight. YUKI (pondering) Could it have...? With determined gaze, she crouches down, creating a sizeable tremor as her hand approaches the water, her shadow looming over the gentle waves. EXTREME CLOSE UP - YUKI'S HAND Her fingers, the size of logs, gently probe amongst the flotsam with grace that belies their size. Suddenly, her eyes light up, and with surgical precision, she plucks something from the water. It's a tiny pen, a regular pen in her oversized world. EXT. OCEAN - CONTINUOUS CUT TO - YUKI'S FACE A broad smile replaces her once-irritated expression. Clasping the tiny writing instrument between her...
USER: Write an anime scene about a giantess office lady looking for her pen. She wears a sweaty short-sleeve white button-up shirt, a black skirt and high-heeled boots. Her shirt is half-way buttoned. She finds her pen in the ocean. Her pen is as equally as large.
CHATBOT: EXT. MODERN JAPANESE CITY - DAY The scene opens on a bustling metropolitan area with skyscrapers reaching up towards the blue sky. Office workers bustle about, headed to their various destinations. Suddenly, the ground begins to shake, causing a slight panic among the citizens. The camera pans up to reveal a GIANTESS, easily standing hundreds of feet tall, striding between the buildings. She is an office lady, dressed in a white button-up shirt, the top half haphazardly buttoned to contain her immense form. She is paired with a black skirt that flutters with every step and completing her attire are shining high-heeled boots that thud heavily against the ground. GIANTESS OFFICE LADY, sweat pearling on her brow due to the effort of moving her colossal frame, is evidently searching for something. Her immense hazel eyes scan the cityscape, looking perturbed. She disrupts the daily flow of the city as she carefully navigates the streets, causing minor mayhem, yet she remains unaware, so focused is she on her quest. GIANTESS OFFICE LADY (Voice booming with a mix of frustration and determination) Where did I leave that pen? It must be around here somewhere! Her voice causes the windows of nearby buildings to rattle ominously. She gently lifts cars and peers beneath them before setting them down with surprising gentleness. CUT TO: INT. GIANT OFFICE - DAY [FLASHBACK] The Giantess tries to sign some colossal documents but cannot find her pen. She pats her pockets, looks around her enormous desk, and checks under stacks of papers. Upon realizing her pen is missing, she stands up abruptly, knocking over a skyscraper-sized cup of coffee, which floods the office floor. SMASH CUT BACK TO: EXT. OCEAN - DAY Suddenly, the Giantess spies a glint in the distance where the city meets the ocean. Her expression softens as she strides eagerly towards the coast. The swell of the ocean grows rough as she approaches, parting around her immense form as she wades into the water. The very sea seems to protest her disruption, but she takes no notice. She bends down, her arm plunging into the deep blue water, causing a massive whirlpool. The water swirls and froths before she triumphantly lifts her pen, which indeed is as gargantuan as herself. GIANTESS OFFICE LADY (Voice thundering with triumph) There you are! No document shall go unsigned when I have you at hand! Holding the pen as one might hold a tower, she lets out a breath of relief, momentarily oblivious to the waves she created c...
USER: Write an anime scene about a giantess office lady looking for her pen. She wears a sweaty short-sleeve white button-up shirt, a black skirt and high-heeled boots. Her shirt is half-way buttoned. She finds her pen in the ocean. Her pen is equally as large as her.
CHATBOT: INT. OFFICE - DAY A sunlit, bustling office filled with cubicles, computers, and paper-strewn desks. Employees are dwarfed by their mammoth colleague, AYAKO, a giantess, who towers above them all. Ayako is an image of both corporate determination and mythical awe, wearing a short-sleeve, white button-up shirt - the fabric clinging to her skin from the heat of the day, unbuttoned enough to hint at her exertion. Her black skirt is proportional to her immense stature, and her high-heeled boots click thunderously on the office floor. AYAKO (panicked, muttering to herself) Where did I put that pen... It's almost as massive as I am, it can't just disappear! CUT TO: Ayako rampages gently through the office, her massive hands shifting miniature desks and chairs. The normal-sized employees scurry to safety, murmuring among themselves, equal parts respect and fear for the office's colossal accountant. EXT. CITYSCAPE - DAY Ayako takes her search outside, striding between skyscrapers that barely reach her waist. She moves with purpose but careful not to cause havoc. Pedestrians look up in awe, many stopping to snap photos or just gawk at the sight. CUT TO: Ayako's massive boots step over highways and parks, her shadow now casting a wide berth over the city below. Her sheer size is a contrast to her gentle demeanor as she looks down, concerned, searching for her lost item among the urban expanse. EXT. OCEAN - DAY Ayako arrives at the ocean's edge, her presence parting the water with each step as she wades into the sea. The ocean swells around her, but she remains focused, her eyes scanning the horizon. CUT TO: Her gaze sharpens as she spots something glinting beneath the waves - a pen, of impossible proportions, lodged upright on the ocean floor, like an obelisk protruding from the deep. AYAKO (sighs in relief) There you are! How did you end up all the way out here? With an elegant motion, Ayako leans down, her shirt stretching across her back, damp with perspiration from the midday sun. The water around her surges with her movement, forming ripples that travel miles. Her hand grasps the pen, a feat that seems to defy the scale of reality itself. CUT TO: With her beloved pen in hand, she turns back toward the city. Despite the trials of the day, a sense of satisfaction crosses her face. She is once again equipped to perform the titanic tasks of her everyday life, a giantess among the cityscape, yet just another office lady looking for her pen. FADE OUT.
USER: Write an anime scene about a giantess office lady looking for her pen. She wears a sweaty short-sleeve white button-up shirt, a black skirt and black leather thigh high boots. Her shirt is half-way buttoned. She finds her pen in the ocean. Her pen is equally as large as her.
CHATBOT: INT. GIANT CORPORATE OFFICE - DAY The camera pans through an office of monumental proportions. Skyscraper-sized desks tower over the expanse of a city-sized room. Sunlight filters in through the massive windows, casting enormous shadows across the bustling floor of human-sized workers and their titan colleague. We see YUMIKO, an awe-inspiring giantess office lady, as she sits behind her equally immense desk. Perspiration clings to her forehead, reflecting the strain of the hot day. Her white button-up shirt clings to her due to her perspiration, her collar is unbuttoned, revealing a hint of a black undershirt beneath. She casually dabs at her brow with a handkerchief the size of a small sail. Her expression is one of frustration as she looks around her vast workspace. Papers and office supplies are proportionally enlarged to accommodate her size. However, something is amiss. CUT TO: YUMIKO'S P.O.V. Her eyes dart across the surface of the desk, between computer peripherals and precariously stacked files, looking for something in particular. YUMIKO (in a voice that rumbles like distant thunder, subtitled) My pen... I had it just a moment ago. Her mammoth hand sweeps over the desk, gently pushing aside a colossal paperweight and a stapler the size of a car. Suddenly, we see a tiny SPARKLE from the corner of the desk, catching Yumiko's eye. She leans down for a closer look and sees THE REFLECTION OF WATER. The pen isn't here--it's somewhere entirely different. EXT. COASTAL CITY SHORELINE - DAY Cut to the shoreline where tiny people are fleeing in awe and excitement. They watch as the horizon is dominated by Yumiko's imposing figure, her black skirt rippling with each thunderous step, and her black leather thigh-high boots displacing water, creating waves that send boats bobbing wildly. A colossal pen, easily the length of a submarine, bobs in the water. It seems it must have fallen from her desk and rolled into the ocean earlier that day. She carefully reaches down into the water, which comes only to her knees due to her incredible stature. Impossibly, she plucks the pen between her fingers with the delicacy of a surgeon. YUMIKO (sigh of relief, subtitled) Ah, there you are! As she lifts the pen from the ocean, a small tidal wave forms, causing the tiny people at the shore to cheer and take videos with their phones, marveling at her strength and precision. She inspects the pen, now dripping with seawater, taps it against the side of her boot to shake off exces...
USER: Write an anime scene about a young man chatting with one of his alter-egos in a dream. His alter-ego is busy washing his dishes. His alter-ego has curly blonde hair, blue eyes and lipstick. He wears daisy dukes, a vintage blouse and rubber gloves. He looks like a male version of Marilyn Monroe. He has a seductive and sassy attitude. The setting is a 1950s home. He decided to visit his alter-ego to rant about his bad dinner with his dad.
CHATBOT: INT. DREAM KITCHEN - 1950S HOME - NIGHT The kitchen gleams with the pastel colors and chrome accents of a quintessential 1950s household. An old-fashioned radio plays a jazz tune softly in the background, barely audible over the sound of running water. At the sink, a man with the appearance of a male Marilyn Monroe (dubbed MARILYN MAN) scrubs at dishes with flourish. He's clad in Daisy Dukes, his legs impossibly long and shapely. A vintage blouse is impeccably tucked in, accentuating a narrow waist. His curly blonde hair catches the light, and his eyelashes flutter over strikingly blue eyes. Bright red lipstick complements his playfully seductive smile, as he dons yellow rubber gloves that slide up past his wrists. Slowly, the dreamer, YOUNG MAN, enters the kitchen. He's in his early twenties, dressed in pajamas that seem incongruous to the setting. His expression is clouded with frustration, the weight of the evening resting heavily on his shoulders. YOUNG MAN (frustrated) You wouldn't believe the dinner I had... Marilyn Man turns, leaning back against the sink, a dish in one hand. He lifts an eyebrow with interest, his demeanor both sassy and inviting. MARILYN MAN (seductively) Oh, honey, sit down and spill the tea. What did Daddy Dearest do this time? The Young Man pulls out a chair from the kitchen table and slumps down into it, running a hand through his hair. YOUNG MAN (defeated) It was the same old lecture. 'When are you going to get a real job?' 'When are you going to settle down with a nice girl?' It never ends. Marilyn Man places the washed dish aside and dries his hands on a towel gracefully before sashaying over to the table. He rests a hand on his hip, eyes locking onto the Young Man's with empathy and a hint of mischief. MARILYN MAN (consoling) Ah, the classic generational clash. But, darling, the only approval you need is your own. What do YOU want to do with your life? YOUNG MAN (pondering) I don't know... I love painting, I guess? But that's not exactly what Dad considers a 'stable future.' MARILYN MAN (sassy) Well, Picasso would've been pretty darn bored working a 9-to-5, don'tcha think? Dazzle the world with your colors, sweetie! YOUNG MAN (smiling) Heh, thanks... It's easier to believe in myself when you put it that way. MARILYN MAN (teasingly) Of course! That's what I'm here for. And next time he starts with the 'nice girl' business, just tell him you're already enamored with a blonde bombshell--me! The Young Man chuckles, the tension ...
USER: Write an anime scene about a young man chatting with one of his alter-egos in a dream. His alter-ego is busy washing his dishes. His alter-ego has curly blonde hair, blue eyes and lipstick. He wears daisy dukes, a vintage blouse and rubber gloves. He looks like a male version of Marilyn Monroe. He has a seductive and sassy attitude. The setting is a 1950s home. He decided to visit his alter-ego to rant about his bad dinner with his dad who doesn't like his girlfriend.
CHATBOT: [Interior - A dreamlike 1950s kitchen, pristine and bright, with pastel colors and a checkered floor. The sound of soap suds and water sets a rhythmic backdrop.] We see KAITO, a scrawny young man with messy hair and weary eyes, dressed casually in jeans and a loose-fitting shirt. He's slouched at a kitschy Formica table, frowning intently. KAITO (Distractedly) What a disaster... Across from him, MARILYN, his striking alter-ego, with bouncy, curly blonde hair and piercing blue eyes, hums a catchy tune from the era. He turns from the vintage sink, wearing daisy dukes and a chic, floral vintage blouse, his shapely legs contrast with white rubber gloves. He smiles with flawlessly applied lipstick that complements his seductive allure. MARILYN (Teasingly) Oh, honey, that brooding look could curdle the milk in the fridge. Spill the tea, darling--what's got you so frazzled? Kaito sighs, his shoulders slumping further. KAITO It's... my dad. He met Yuna tonight. Marilyn saunters over, leaning against the table and batting his eyelashes. MARILYN Ah, the girlfriend! Was Pops not keen on her? KAITO (Exasperated) He was... polite, but his eyes were like scanners. Judging her job, her clothes, her laugh... It was torture. Marilyn takes off the gloves and places one hand on Kaito's. His touch is reassuring despite the dreamlike quality of their interaction. MARILYN (Sincerely) You care for her, don't you, sweetie? KAITO (Defensively, but softening) Of course, I do! But he just...doesn't get it. Marilyn moves to the fridge, popping it open to reveal a neatly organized assortment of food that somehow seems too perfect, too dreamlike. MARILYN (While peering inside the fridge) Sounds like dear old Dad is stuck in his ways--classic '50s patriarch. But you, my dear Kaito, you're a rebel. You just don't know it yet. He selects a bottle of soda pop, pours two glasses, and pushes one toward Kaito. MARILYN (With a confident smile) You can't live your life dancing to someone else's doo-wop, baby. KAITO (Reaching for the glass) He wouldn't understand this. This... He gestures around the dream kitchen, then at Marilyn. KAITO (Continuing) ...and you. Marilyn chuckles, winks, and shimmies back to the sink. MARILYN Darling, we're part of you that knows who you are. And, just like me, you were never meant to fit into someone else's sock hop. KAITO (Smiling wryly) This dream... you always make more sense than the real world. MARILYN (Flipping his hair) Because, sugar, in here, you're free...
USER: Write an episode of Hetalia where Germany tells the story of weird German projects. Interesting projects include: the Krummlauf, Amerikabomber and some attempts at parasite aircraft. America gets flashbacks to the XF-85 Goblin and how much of a failure it was when Germany mentioned parasite aircraft.
CHATBOT: Title: "Hetalia: Flashbacks and Oddities" The scene opens with the familiar faces of the nations gathered around a campfire on a cool evening. The stars are shining above, and there's the soft sound of crickets chirping in the background. Germany, looking stern as ever, clears his throat. Germany: "Since we are sharing stories tonight, I've brought with me some tales of... let us say, unique German projects from history." Italy, ever enthusiastic, perks up at the mention of stories. "Oh! Like the time you made that really twisty gun?" Germany nods. "Ja, the Krummlauf. It was an attachment for rifles, designed to shoot around corners." Japan raises an eyebrow, intrigued. "To shoot around corners? That sounds like something out of a manga." Germany pulls out a diagram of the Krummlauf and begins to explain while the other countries listen with varying degrees of interest. Germany: "We were trying to increase the survivability of troops in urban combat during World War II. But, the Krummlauf had a very limited lifespan due to the extreme stress placed on the barrel when firing." The nations murmur amongst themselves, commenting on the strangeness of such an invention. Then, Germany moves on to his next story. Germany: "We also had plans for an Amerikabomber--a long-range strategic bomber designed to attack America from Germany." America laughs nervously. "Heh, good thing that never happened, right?" Germany nods solemnly. "Indeed, it never came to fruition. The logistics were too complex, and the war ended before it could be fully developed." As the campfire crackles, Germany begins to speak about the last of the projects. "One of our more ambitious ideas were parasite aircraft. The plan was for a fighter to dock with a bomber, providing additional protection and range." Upon hearing this, America flashes back to his own history with parasite aircraft--the XF-85 Goblin. He shudders at the memory. America: "Dude, we had this tiny fighter called the Goblin... It was supposed to deploy from a bomber in midair, but it was kind of a bust. Hard to dock and not that practical in action." Russia smirks at America's admission. "It seems we all have our share of odd inventions in our closets, da?" France, lounging back and sipping a glass of wine, adds, "It's true, some of the best lessons are learned from the projects that never quite succeed." The group continues sharing stories of their own nation's odd and weird projects into the night, laughing and poking fun at e...
USER: Write an episode of Hetalia about the nations having a joke contest. Everyone is intensely staring at eachother. Russia does a "your mom" joke when England asks how big are his coat's pocket. England makes a joke about dating France's sister. Prussia is kicked out for not being a country anymore and is chased out by a angry Italy holding a bundle of pasta while telling Prussia to leave alone, "his handsome best friend" and Greece (in a very bored voice) gets to joke Italy about how he had to call Germany for help back in World War II to invade him.
CHATBOT: Title: **The Great Hetalia Joke Off** Fade in: The spacious hall of a grand European castle. A crowd of personified nations gather around in a large circle, excitement and trepidation thick in the air. Flags from all around the world flutter along the walls as the nations prepare for an unusual contest - a battle not of strength or strategy, but of wit and humor. **Narrator:** "In an extraordinary castle where time and space converge, the nations of the world have put aside their historical grievances to engage in a competition that will challenge their comedic boundaries - The Great Hetalia Joke Off!" A large banner with comically exaggerated decorative letters spells out the event. [Cut to Italy and Germany, who are discussing their strategies.] **Italy:** "Germany, Germany! We will win with the power of pasta and laughter! Isn't it exciting?" **Germany:** (deadpan) "Italy, this is not about cooking, it's about joking. Perhaps if we stick to efficiency--we might stand a chance." [Laughter erupts as the nations return attention to the center of the room, where a long table is set up with microphones. England and Russia are up first.] **England:** (slyly, with a smirk) "Alright, Russia, if you're so big and mighty, just tell us - how massive are your coat's pockets?" **Russia:** (flashing a pointed grin) "Ah, England. My coat's pockets are so big, I can fit your mom's hopes and dreams for you in there - and still have room for all the times you've tried to cook." [A mix of gasps and laughter fills the hall. England, a tad red-faced, retorts swiftly.] **England:** (not skipping a beat) "Speaking of family, I heard I could've dated France's sister, but I didn't have the heart to tell him I'm allergic to surrender." [France stands up, pretending to be offended but secretly amused.] **France:** (laughing) "Oh, mon cher England, you know my sister would never date a man whose national dish is beans on toast!" [The nations chuckle, and Prussia steps up boldly to the microphone, grinning widely.] **Prussia:** "Who's ready for some awesome jokes from the great and--" [Suddenly, Italy, flustered and angry, cuts Prussia off, brandishing a bundle of pasta like a rapier.] **Italy:** "Prussia, Prussia! You're not even a country anymore! Leave my handsome best friend Germany alone and go away!" [Prussia, looking a mix of shocked and outraged, is chased by Italy out of the hall. The camera follows them for a moment before cutting back to the joke contest, where Greece la...