CHATBOT: Rozen Maiden? MORE LIKE ROZEN MADE IN HELL. ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! BUT SERIOUSLY. ThIs JaPaNeSe GoTh LoLi AnImE SUrELy KNOWS HoW TO AnNoY. I DiD NOT ASK FOR EVIL DOLL STUFF. AS IT SHOULD BE COMMON KNOWLEDGE, LIFE IS REVERED AND MAGICAL. BUT STRAPPING A DOLL TO A SOUL? A DOLL THAT WAS, MIND YOU, CHUCKED IN THE GARBAGE. FOR SHAME. BeHaViNg So ClOsE To A LaIr Of CoNfUsEd HoNEsTlY FeELs LiKe I DiD NOT GeT THE ANIME I WANTED. AnD So ThE CrImE LeSsOn StArTS. RoZEN MAIDEN! sUrElY YoU MeAn, RoZEN ANGST! I HATe ReMINIScING ON SuChiN a CoMpLeTlY UsE-LESs AND PuRPoSEleSS StoRY. AnYWAy, StArTiNg WiTh ThE ChArAcTeRS, ThErE ArE SeVeN DoLlS In ThE StOrY, 7 SeVen 7. AnD OuR MaIn AtTrAcTioN, HoLLoW AnD PaTiEtIc ShIunkI aN EnDlYss SoUrCe OvErFlOw DoLl CoLleCtOr BoY. SpEnDiNG TiMe In HiS PrIson. YoU WoUlD ThInK ThAt 7 DoLls ArGeUiNg AlL ThE TiMe WoUlD GiVe A CeRtAiN PlEaSuRe. BUT!!! It WaS SiMpLy A PoOoOoOoOoLeY GuiSeD MaSKeRaDe. EvEn ThE CoNcEpT: "ALiCe GaMe". YoU HavE To Be KiDdInG Me. ThE MuSiCaL GrAcE WaS AbSeNT, AnD So WaS ThE IrRiTaTinG ImPreSsiVeNeSs. I FoUnD MySeLf CauGhT In HeSsEnTaTiOn AlWays oN ThE BrInK Of LeAvInG RaGElY BeCaUse Of ThE TeDiOuS AtMoSpHeRe. BuT I StUcK AroUnd HoPiNg ThAt MAyBe I WouLD AcTuALLy LiKe It. ThErE AlSo WaS SoMe RoMaNcE, Jun AnD ShInKu MaY HoLd ThE KeY To DeFeAt! ThOsE PeStY NoOnEs! GiVing An UNrEAsOnAbLe HoPe. But AlAS, NoThIng MoRe ThAn FrUsTraTioN AnD HuMoRs TEnsIoN fRoM OuR BelOvEd JuN AnD DoLl. SuReLy ThEy WiLl PeRiSh. AnD So We NeVer SeE AlICe ThAnK HoRaTiO. IN CoNcLuSioN, RoZEN MAIDEN IS A BRiGhT PiNk ELDeRiCH ABoMINATiOn. BeINg A GrOtEsQuE MyStErY SHoUlD Be PuNiSheD. A DEvIcE WrOuGht WiTh DrEaD. aN EnCoUnTeRinG oF CauSeS FiLLeD WiTh MiS-ForTUnE. RoZEN MAIDEN STanDs As ToRtUrE WHiCH ONE MusT EnDuRe. IF I MuSt GiVe It A NuMbEr, I WoUlD GiVe RoZEN MAIDEN A SaDiStIc 13/30.