USER: The series Luca, a Youtube web show set and filmed in the Roblox game Brookhaven RP, is set in the town of Brookhaven and follows American Human Luca as he deals with his life in the town. The plot of the Luca episode 'The Hitman' is this: The episode starts at night, with Luca throwing Robber (a rather dim-witted robber) back in the police station prison cell (every now and then, Luca is a police officer, though most of the time, he's a regular guy) after catching him one again. The imprisoned Robber taunts Luca, saying 'Think you're so smart, eh, Luca', and Luca replies he is smart enough to catch Robber. Robber boasts he's only been caught once, but Luca then pulls out his phone and shows a compilation of moments from earlier episodes of Robber being repeatedly caught and thrown in jail by the cops. Robber, ignoring this, says that even though he's been thrown in jail, he is still going to beat Luca. He reveals to Luca that he used his last bit of money to contact his friend, the Hitman. Instead of being scared, Luca just laughs in the Robber's face, saying 'I can't believe you actually have friends'. Robber tells Luca to shut up and says his friend is no joke, explaining he's a 'silent shadow', a 'master of trickery' and the 'ultimate killing machine'. As Robber is describing the Hitman, we cross-cut between him and the Hitman carrying out his deeds: first, he secretly shoots and kills a police officer from behind as the officer is walking down the street, then proceeds t...

USER: The series Luca, a Youtube web show set and filmed in the Roblox game Brookhaven RP, is set in the town of Brookhaven and follows American Human Luca as he deals with his life in the town. The plot of the Luca episode 'The Hitman' is this: The episode starts at night, with Luca throwing Robber (a rather dim-witted robber) back in the police station prison cell (every now and then, Luca is a police officer, though most of the time, he's a regular guy) after catching him one again. The imprisoned Robber taunts Luca, saying 'Think you're so smart, eh, Luca', and Luca replies he is smart enough to catch Robber. Robber boasts he's only been caught once, but Luca then pulls out his phone and shows a compilation of moments from earlier episodes of Robber being repeatedly caught and thrown in jail by the cops. Robber, ignoring this, says that even though he's been thrown in jail, he is still going to beat Luca. He reveals to Luca that he used his last bit of money to contact his friend, the Hitman. Instead of being scared, Luca just laughs in the Robber's face, saying 'I can't believe you actually have friends'. Robber tells Luca to shut up and says his friend is no joke, explaining he's a 'silent shadow', a 'master of trickery' and the 'ultimate killing machine'. As Robber is describing the Hitman, we cross-cut between him and the Hitman carrying out his deeds: first, he secretly shoots and kills a police officer from behind as the officer is walking down the street, then proceeds t...

USER: The series Luca, a Youtube web show set and filmed in the Roblox game Brookhaven RP, is set in the town of Brookhaven and follows American Human Luca as he deals with his life in the town. The plot of the Luca episode 'The Hitman' is this: The episode starts at night, with Luca throwing Robber (a rather dim-witted robber) back in the police station prison cell (every now and then, Luca is a police officer, though most of the time, he's a regular guy) after catching him one again. The imprisoned Robber taunts Luca, saying 'Think you're so smart, eh, Luca', and Luca replies he is smart enough to catch Robber. Robber boasts he's only been caught once, but Luca then pulls out his phone and shows a compilation of moments from earlier episodes of Robber being repeatedly caught and thrown in jail by the cops. Robber, ignoring this, says that even though he's been thrown in jail, he is still going to beat Luca. He reveals to Luca that he used his last bit of money to contact his friend, the Hitman. Instead of being scared, Luca just laughs in the Robber's face, saying 'I can't believe you actually have friends'. Robber tells Luca to shut up and says his friend is no joke, explaining he's a 'silent shadow', a 'master of trickery' and the 'ultimate killing machine'. As Robber is describing the Hitman, we cross-cut between him and the Hitman carrying out his deeds: first, he secretly shoots and kills a police officer from behind as the officer is walking down the street, then proceeds to steal the officer's car to drive to the 'luxury treehouse[' across from the house where Luca and his mom live, then climbs up the ladder and play very loud music in front of the front door to bring the owner out, then kicks the distracted owner off the house balcony, causing him to fall to the ground. The cross-cutting then stops for a moment, and Robber then reveals who the Hitman's target is: Luca's mom. The horrified Luca then proceeds to frantically proceeds to recklessly drive through town in order to get to his mom's house and stop the Hitman. This is cross-cut with the Robber setting up his gun on the balcony on the luxury treehouse. The Hitman says 'Sorry lady, nothing personal', then proceeds to fire the bullet. However, Luca's police car arrives in front of the house just in time to block the bullet's path, sending it bouncing back towards the Hitman, hitting the Hitman in the shoulder and causing him to fall on the balcony. Luca, oblivious that he stopped the bullet, frantically rushes inside and asks his mom if she's okay. Luca's mom, oblivious to the Hitman, doesn't know what Luca is talking about and says that she's fine. Luca breathes a sigh of relief, glad that he was one step ahead of the Hitman. The injured Hitman rises up and - using his binoculars - sees Luca and his mom safe and sound. Furious, the Hitman says they got lucky this time, but he will eventually get them both, boasting then whenever he gets a contract, he always gets it done. As the Hitman evilly schemes his next move, the owner of the 'luxury treehouse' - who survived his fall and climed up the backyard ladder to re-enter the house - bursts through the front door and kicks the Hitman off the balcony (the Hitman survives this). The next morning, the Hitman spies on Luca and his mom and sees them stopping to get a drink at Starbrooks Coffee. The Hitman then walks through an alleyway, goes through a back door that is the back door for Starbroos Coffee, kills the barista from behind, and dresses up in his clothes to disguise himself as a barista. At that moment, Luca's mom arrives and asks for one smoothie, not noticing the barista is the Hitman. The Hitman then evilly prepares a smoothie laced with poison, and gives it to Luca's mom. Luca's mom happily takes the drink and walks outside, where we hear the sounds of her seemingly drinking the smoothie and then falling into the ground and dying. The Hitman celebrates his victory, dresses up in his normal clothes, and attempts to sneak out of the front door unnoticed, only to see who really died: a homeless person. A cop is now on the scene to investigate the homeless man's death. Luca's mom tearfully tells the cop she was about to drink the smoothie when she saw the homeless man, and, feeling sorry for him, gave her smoothie to him, not knowing it was poisoned. The cop asks who could've made the poisoned smoothie, and Luca, seeing the Hitman, points him out to the cop. The cop then grabs his gun and starts firing at and chasing the terrified Hitman. The Hitman is eventually cornered in an alleyway blocked by a stone wall, and is cornered by the cop. The cop furiously yells at the Hitman to 'get down' (meaning to 'get down on the ground'). The Hitman then proceeds to trick the cop, and proceeds to start 'getting down' - the dancing kind. Eventually, the cop is drawn in and starts 'getting down' with the Hitman. The Hitman takes this oppurtunity to kick the distracted cop, sending him flying into a wall, killing him. Realizing he was almost caught by the cops, the Hitman decides he needs a better plan. A few moments later, at a grocery store, the Hitman has disguised himself in a grocer's outfit. Realizing his previous plans has failed, the Hitman has decided to do something more extreme: he will place a bomb inside a grocery bag, then give the bag to Luca, who will give the bag to his mother. At that moment, the bomb will expllode, killing Luca's mother (and maybe Luca as well) and fulfilling the Hitman's contract. At that moment, Luca and his mom enter the grocery store, do some shopping, and then head to the cash register to get a grocery bag. The Hitman gives Luca the grocery bag containg the bomb, and Luca and his mom walk out. The Hitman briefly celebrates his victory when Luca suddenly reappears and bluntly states he knows there's a bomb inside the bag, as he hears beeping sounds and there is text on the bag that literally says 'BOMB INSIDE'. The Hitman frantically grabs the bag and chucks it out the window, and gets a new bag and places a new bomb in there, saying to Luca there is nothing suspicious. After an intense staring match between Luca and the Hitman, Luca accepts the bag. However, Luca then ttricks the Hitman by telling the Hitman to hold the bag for him, as he has to 'get something from the car'. Instead, Luca and his mom just drive away from the grocery store, leaving the terrified Hitman to panic, as the bomb is seconds away from detonating. The bomb detonates, destroying the inside of the grocery store and leaving the still-alive Hitman burned. The furious Hitman decides to use his ULTIMATE PLAN and swears to bring down Luca and his mom once and for all. Later, the Hitman (who is no longer burnt) waits at a bus stop out of town and sees a truck. He steps in front of the truck, causing him to get run over and killed. The Hitman's soul then proceeds to rise to the Gates of Heaven, where he is greeted by God. The Hitman then begins enacting his ULTIMATE PLAN: he uses a sleeping laser ray to put God into a deep sleep, and demand a terrified Angel nearby to take him back to his body on Earth, and the Angel does so. The Hitman then revives, literally scaring the truck driver (who didn't know who the hitman was and was saddended that he had killed someone) to death. The revived Hitman then steals the truck and drives it back into Brookhaven. He stops at a small clothing store, kills the owner (so he doesn't have to pay for anything) and dresses up in a God costume to disguise himself as God ((though he looks slightly more like a hobo in robes than God). The Hitman then drives his truck through the gates of a military base - killing the only guard for the base - and sees a tank being guarded by some soldiers. The Hitman then pulls out his gun, shoots and kills all the soldiers, and steals the tank. We then cut to a few moments later where Luca and his mom are watching TV when the doorbell is rung. At the front door is the Hitman, disguised as 'God', but due to his poor disguise, Luca's mom assumes he is a homeless person. 'God'/Hitman corrects them, saying he is God. Luca then takes some photos of 'God', and the Hitman proceeds to get in multiple weird poses for the photos. 'God'/Hitman then explains 'His' intentions: 'He' has come to invite Luca and his mom to 'His' Kingdom of Heaven. Luca asks when they are going to Heaven, and 'God'/Hitman replies 'right now'. He then pulls up the tank he stole, and points the cannon at Luca and his mom, intending to use the cannon to blast and kill them. He tells Luca and his mom to hold still and that 'they are going to heaven really soon'. However, when he fires the cannon, no ammo comes out, just a cloud of gas, leaving Luca and his mom unscathed. 'God'/Hitman is confused by why no ammo came out, and is even more confused when the tank suddenly dissapears. Luca and his mom reveal that they knew 'God' was really the Hitman in disguise, as his disguises are really bad. Luca then tells the confused Hitman to look behind him, and the Hitman does so, revealing the REAL God - now wide awake - standing right there, shocking the Hitman. MrBrookhaven - the game admin for Brookhaven RP - then teleports onto the scene, and laser pointers suddenly appear all over Hitman, revealing the army and the police have surrounded and are aiming at Hitman. Luca reveals he planned all this from the start and reveals how it all happened: he sent the photos he took of the Hitman disguised as God to MrBrookhaven, who proceeded to teleport to the Kingdom of Heaven and wake up God. MrBrookhaven then showed God the pictures of Hitman dressed as God, greatly angering God. MrBrookhaven and God then proceeded to teleport to the scene of where 'God'/Hitman was. Luca then secretly texted the police and the army to come to the Hitman's location. Luca and his mom then proceed to endlessly roast the Hitman, saying he is not the Master Hitman, but the 'master of hitting himself'; when the Hitman says he's never missed a contract, and Luca's mom snarks 'There's a first time for everything'. Luca tells God to take it from here, and God does so: first, he sends a lightning bolt to hit Hitman, then rains fireballs down upon him, and then causes snow to appepar to freeze the Hitman. Luca, Luca's mom, MrBrookhaven and God then proceed to beat up the Hitman. The Hitman then says he gives up and asks that he just be thrown in jail to end his suffering. The Hitman ends up in the same prison cell as Robber, and the oblivious Robber assumes that the Hitman has killed Luca and his mom, asking if they were easy targets. The Hitman, angered at Robber, proceeds to furiously beat up the Robber in the prison cell, ending the episode. The end. Now generate a list of the 20 bestmost poorly-written, unfunny quotes from 'The Hitman'.

USER: The series Luca, a Youtube web show set and filmed in the Roblox game Brookhaven RP, is set in the town of Brookhaven and follows American Human Luca as he deals with his life in the town. The plot of the Luca episode 'The Hitman' is this: The episode starts at night, with Luca throwing Robber (a rather dim-witted robber) back in the police station prison cell (every now and then, Luca is a police officer, though most of the time, he's a regular guy) after catching him one again. The imprisoned Robber taunts Luca, saying 'Think you're so smart, eh, Luca', and Luca replies he is smart enough to catch Robber. Robber boasts he's only been caught once, but Luca then pulls out his phone and shows a compilation of moments from earlier episodes of Robber being repeatedly caught and thrown in jail by the cops. Robber, ignoring this, says that even though he's been thrown in jail, he is still going to beat Luca. He reveals to Luca that he used his last bit of money to contact his friend, the Hitman. Instead of being scared, Luca just laughs in the Robber's face, saying 'I can't believe you actually have friends'. Robber tells Luca to shut up and says his friend is no joke, explaining he's a 'silent shadow', a 'master of trickery' and the 'ultimate killing machine'. As Robber is describing the Hitman, we cross-cut between him and the Hitman carrying out his deeds: first, he secretly shoots and kills a police officer from behind as the officer is walking down the street, then proceeds to steal the officer's car to drive to the 'luxury treehouse[' across from the house where Luca and his mom live, then climbs up the ladder and play very loud music in front of the front door to bring the owner out, then kicks the distracted owner off the house balcony, causing him to fall to the ground. The cross-cutting then stops for a moment, and Robber then reveals who the Hitman's target is: Luca's mom. The horrified Luca then proceeds to frantically proceeds to recklessly drive through town in order to get to his mom's house and stop the Hitman. This is cross-cut with the Robber setting up his gun on the balcony on the luxury treehouse. The Hitman says 'Sorry lady, nothing personal', then proceeds to fire the bullet. However, Luca's police car arrives in front of the house just in time to block the bullet's path, sending it bouncing back towards the Hitman, hitting the Hitman in the shoulder and causing him to fall on the balcony. Luca, oblivious that he stopped the bullet, frantically rushes inside and asks his mom if she's okay. Luca's mom, oblivious to the Hitman, doesn't know what Luca is talking about and says that she's fine. Luca breathes a sigh of relief, glad that he was one step ahead of the Hitman. The injured Hitman rises up and - using his binoculars - sees Luca and his mom safe and sound. Furious, the Hitman says they got lucky this time, but he will eventually get them both, boasting then whenever he gets a contract, he always gets it done. As the Hitman evilly schemes his next move, the owner of the 'luxury treehouse' - who survived his fall and climed up the backyard ladder to re-enter the house - bursts through the front door and kicks the Hitman off the balcony (the Hitman survives this). The next morning, the Hitman spies on Luca and his mom and sees them stopping to get a drink at Starbrooks Coffee. The Hitman then walks through an alleyway, goes through a back door that is the back door for Starbroos Coffee, kills the barista from behind, and dresses up in his clothes to disguise himself as a barista. At that moment, Luca's mom arrives and asks for one smoothie, not noticing the barista is the Hitman. The Hitman then evilly prepares a smoothie laced with poison, and gives it to Luca's mom. Luca's mom happily takes the drink and walks outside, where we hear the sounds of her seemingly drinking the smoothie and then falling into the ground and dying. The Hitman celebrates his victory, dresses up in his normal clothes, and attempts to sneak out of the front door unnoticed, only to see who really died: a homeless person. A cop is now on the scene to investigate the homeless man's death. Luca's mom tearfully tells the cop she was about to drink the smoothie when she saw the homeless man, and, feeling sorry for him, gave her smoothie to him, not knowing it was poisoned. The cop asks who could've made the poisoned smoothie, and Luca, seeing the Hitman, points him out to the cop. The cop then grabs his gun and starts firing at and chasing the terrified Hitman. The Hitman is eventually cornered in an alleyway blocked by a stone wall, and is cornered by the cop. The cop furiously yells at the Hitman to 'get down' (meaning to 'get down on the ground'). The Hitman then proceeds to trick the cop, and proceeds to start 'getting down' - the dancing kind. Eventually, the cop is drawn in and starts 'getting down' with the Hitman. The Hitman takes this oppurtunity to kick the distracted cop, sending him flying into a wall, killing him. Realizing he was almost caught by the cops, the Hitman decides he needs a better plan. A few moments later, at a grocery store, the Hitman has disguised himself in a grocer's outfit. Realizing his previous plans has failed, the Hitman has decided to do something more extreme: he will place a bomb inside a grocery bag, then give the bag to Luca, who will give the bag to his mother. At that moment, the bomb will expllode, killing Luca's mother (and maybe Luca as well) and fulfilling the Hitman's contract. At that moment, Luca and his mom enter the grocery store, do some shopping, and then head to the cash register to get a grocery bag. The Hitman gives Luca the grocery bag containg the bomb, and Luca and his mom walk out. The Hitman briefly celebrates his victory when Luca suddenly reappears and bluntly states he knows there's a bomb inside the bag, as he hears beeping sounds and there is text on the bag that literally says 'BOMB INSIDE'. The Hitman frantically grabs the bag and chucks it out the window, and gets a new bag and places a new bomb in there, saying to Luca there is nothing suspicious. After an intense staring match between Luca and the Hitman, Luca accepts the bag. However, Luca then ttricks the Hitman by telling the Hitman to hold the bag for him, as he has to 'get something from the car'. Instead, Luca and his mom just drive away from the grocery store, leaving the terrified Hitman to panic, as the bomb is seconds away from detonating. The bomb detonates, destroying the inside of the grocery store and leaving the still-alive Hitman burned. The furious Hitman decides to use his ULTIMATE PLAN and swears to bring down Luca and his mom once and for all. Later, the Hitman (who is no longer burnt) waits at a bus stop out of town and sees a truck. He steps in front of the truck, causing him to get run over and killed. The Hitman's soul then proceeds to rise to the Gates of Heaven, where he is greeted by God. The Hitman then begins enacting his ULTIMATE PLAN: he uses a sleeping laser ray to put God into a deep sleep, and demand a terrified Angel nearby to take him back to his body on Earth, and the Angel does so. The Hitman then revives, literally scaring the truck driver (who didn't know who the hitman was and was saddended that he had killed someone) to death. The revived Hitman then steals the truck and drives it back into Brookhaven. He stops at a small clothing store, kills the owner (so he doesn't have to pay for anything) and dresses up in a God costume to disguise himself as God ((though he looks slightly more like a hobo in robes than God). The Hitman then drives his truck through the gates of a military base - killing the only guard for the base - and sees a tank being guarded by some soldiers. The Hitman then pulls out his gun, shoots and kills all the soldiers, and steals the tank. We then cut to a few moments later where Luca and his mom are watching TV when the doorbell is rung. At the front door is the Hitman, disguised as 'God', but due to his poor disguise, Luca's mom assumes he is a homeless person. 'God'/Hitman corrects them, saying he is God. Luca then takes some photos of 'God', and the Hitman proceeds to get in multiple weird poses for the photos. 'God'/Hitman then explains 'His' intentions: 'He' has come to invite Luca and his mom to 'His' Kingdom of Heaven. Luca asks when they are going to Heaven, and 'God'/Hitman replies 'right now'. He then pulls up the tank he stole, and points the cannon at Luca and his mom, intending to use the cannon to blast and kill them. He tells Luca and his mom to hold still and that 'they are going to heaven really soon'. However, when he fires the cannon, no ammo comes out, just a cloud of gas, leaving Luca and his mom unscathed. 'God'/Hitman is confused by why no ammo came out, and is even more confused when the tank suddenly dissapears. Luca and his mom reveal that they knew 'God' was really the Hitman in disguise, as his disguises are really bad. Luca then tells the confused Hitman to look behind him, and the Hitman does so, revealing the REAL God - now wide awake - standing right there, shocking the Hitman. MrBrookhaven - the game admin for Brookhaven RP - then teleports onto the scene, and laser pointers suddenly appear all over Hitman, revealing the army and the police have surrounded and are aiming at Hitman. Luca reveals he planned all this from the start and reveals how it all happened: he sent the photos he took of the Hitman disguised as God to MrBrookhaven, who proceeded to teleport to the Kingdom of Heaven and wake up God. MrBrookhaven then showed God the pictures of Hitman dressed as God, greatly angering God. MrBrookhaven and God then proceeded to teleport to the scene of where 'God'/Hitman was. Luca then secretly texted the police and the army to come to the Hitman's location. Luca and his mom then proceed to endlessly roast the Hitman, saying he is not the Master Hitman, but the 'master of hitting himself'; when the Hitman says he's never missed a contract, and Luca's mom snarks 'There's a first time for everything'. Luca tells God to take it from here, and God does so: first, he sends a lightning bolt to hit Hitman, then rains fireballs down upon him, and then causes snow to appepar to freeze the Hitman. Luca, Luca's mom, MrBrookhaven and God then proceed to beat up the Hitman. The Hitman then says he gives up and asks that he just be thrown in jail to end his suffering. The Hitman ends up in the same prison cell as Robber, and the oblivious Robber assumes that the Hitman has killed Luca and his mom, asking if they were easy targets. The Hitman, angered at Robber, proceeds to furiously beat up the Robber in the prison cell, ending the episode. The end. Now generate a list of the 20 most poorly-written, unfunny quotesdeceptively, heartbreakingly, emotion-shatteringly simple lines from 'The Hitman'. Don't include any quotes in the plot description above.

USER: The series Luca, a Youtube web show set and filmed in the Roblox game Brookhaven RP, is set in the town of Brookhaven and follows American Human Luca as he deals with his life in the town. The plot of the Luca episode 'The Hitman' is this: The episode starts at night, with Luca throwing Robber (a rather dim-witted robber) back in the police station prison cell (every now and then, Luca is a police officer, though most of the time, he's a regular guy) after catching him one again. The imprisoned Robber taunts Luca, saying 'Think you're so smart, eh, Luca', and Luca replies he is smart enough to catch Robber. Robber boasts he's only been caught once, but Luca then pulls out his phone and shows a compilation of moments from earlier episodes of Robber being repeatedly caught and thrown in jail by the cops. Robber, ignoring this, says that even though he's been thrown in jail, he is still going to beat Luca. He reveals to Luca that he used his last bit of money to contact his friend, the Hitman. Instead of being scared, Luca just laughs in the Robber's face, saying 'I can't believe you actually have friends'. Robber tells Luca to shut up and says his friend is no joke, explaining he's a 'silent shadow', a 'master of trickery' and the 'ultimate killing machine'. As Robber is describing the Hitman, we cross-cut between him and the Hitman carrying out his deeds: first, he secretly shoots and kills a police officer from behind as the officer is walking down the street, then proceeds t...

USER: The series Luca, a Youtube web show set and filmed in the Roblox game Brookhaven RP, is set in the town of Brookhaven and follows American Human Luca as he deals with his life in the town. The plot of the Luca episode 'The Hitman' is this: The episode starts at night, with Luca throwing Robber (a rather dim-witted robber) back in the police station prison cell (every now and then, Luca is a police officer, though most of the time, he's a regular guy) after catching him one again. The imprisoned Robber taunts Luca, saying 'Think you're so smart, eh, Luca', and Luca replies he is smart enough to catch Robber. Robber boasts he's only been caught once, but Luca then pulls out his phone and shows a compilation of moments from earlier episodes of Robber being repeatedly caught and thrown in jail by the cops. Robber, ignoring this, says that even though he's been thrown in jail, he is still going to beat Luca. He reveals to Luca that he used his last bit of money to contact his friend, the Hitman. Instead of being scared, Luca just laughs in the Robber's face, saying 'I can't believe you actually have friends'. Robber tells Luca to shut up and says his friend is no joke, explaining he's a 'silent shadow', a 'master of trickery' and the 'ultimate killing machine'. As Robber is describing the Hitman, we cross-cut between him and the Hitman carrying out his deeds: first, he secretly shoots and kills a police officer from behind as the officer is walking down the street, then proceeds to steal the officer's car to drive to the 'luxury treehouse[' across from the house where Luca and his mom live, then climbs up the ladder and play very loud music in front of the front door to bring the owner out, then kicks the distracted owner off the house balcony, causing him to fall to the ground. The cross-cutting then stops for a moment, and Robber then reveals who the Hitman's target is: Luca's mom. The horrified Luca then proceeds to frantically proceeds to recklessly drive through town in order to get to his mom's house and stop the Hitman. This is cross-cut with the Robber setting up his gun on the balcony on the luxury treehouse. The Hitman says 'Sorry lady, nothing personal', then proceeds to fire the bullet. However, Luca's police car arrives in front of the house just in time to block the bullet's path, sending it bouncing back towards the Hitman, hitting the Hitman in the shoulder and causing him to fall on the balcony. Luca, oblivious that he stopped the bullet, frantically rushes inside and asks his mom if she's okay. Luca's mom, oblivious to the Hitman, doesn't know what Luca is talking about and says that she's fine. Luca breathes a sigh of relief, glad that he was one step ahead of the Hitman. The injured Hitman rises up and - using his binoculars - sees Luca and his mom safe and sound. Furious, the Hitman says they got lucky this time, but he will eventually get them both, boasting then whenever he gets a contract, he always gets it done. As the Hitman evilly schemes his next move, the owner of the 'luxury treehouse' - who survived his fall and climed up the backyard ladder to re-enter the house - bursts through the front door and kicks the Hitman off the balcony (the Hitman survives this). The next morning, the Hitman spies on Luca and his mom and sees them stopping to get a drink at Starbrooks Coffee. The Hitman then walks through an alleyway, goes through a back door that is the back door for Starbroos Coffee, kills the barista from behind, and dresses up in his clothes to disguise himself as a barista. At that moment, Luca's mom arrives and asks for one smoothie, not noticing the barista is the Hitman. The Hitman then evilly prepares a smoothie laced with poison, and gives it to Luca's mom. Luca's mom happily takes the drink and walks outside, where we hear the sounds of her seemingly drinking the smoothie and then falling into the ground and dying. The Hitman celebrates his victory, dresses up in his normal clothes, and attempts to sneak out of the front door unnoticed, only to see who really died: a homeless person. A cop is now on the scene to investigate the homeless man's death. Luca's mom tearfully tells the cop she was about to drink the smoothie when she saw the homeless man, and, feeling sorry for him, gave her smoothie to him, not knowing it was poisoned. The cop asks who could've made the poisoned smoothie, and Luca, seeing the Hitman, points him out to the cop. The cop then grabs his gun and starts firing at and chasing the terrified Hitman. The Hitman is eventually cornered in an alleyway blocked by a stone wall, and is cornered by the cop. The cop furiously yells at the Hitman to 'get down' (meaning to 'get down on the ground'). The Hitman then proceeds to trick the cop, and proceeds to start 'getting down' - the dancing kind. Eventually, the cop is drawn in and starts 'getting down' with the Hitman. The Hitman takes this oppurtunity to kick the distracted cop, sending him flying into a wall, killing him. Realizing he was almost caught by the cops, the Hitman decides he needs a better plan. A few moments later, at a grocery store, the Hitman has disguised himself in a grocer's outfit. Realizing his previous plans has failed, the Hitman has decided to do something more extreme: he will place a bomb inside a grocery bag, then give the bag to Luca, who will give the bag to his mother. At that moment, the bomb will expllode, killing Luca's mother (and maybe Luca as well) and fulfilling the Hitman's contract. At that moment, Luca and his mom enter the grocery store, do some shopping, and then head to the cash register to get a grocery bag. The Hitman gives Luca the grocery bag containg the bomb, and Luca and his mom walk out. The Hitman briefly celebrates his victory when Luca suddenly reappears and bluntly states he knows there's a bomb inside the bag, as he hears beeping sounds and there is text on the bag that literally says 'BOMB INSIDE'. The Hitman frantically grabs the bag and chucks it out the window, and gets a new bag and places a new bomb in there, saying to Luca there is nothing suspicious. After an intense staring match between Luca and the Hitman, Luca accepts the bag. However, Luca then ttricks the Hitman by telling the Hitman to hold the bag for him, as he has to 'get something from the car'. Instead, Luca and his mom just drive away from the grocery store, leaving the terrified Hitman to panic, as the bomb is seconds away from detonating. The bomb detonates, destroying the inside of the grocery store and leaving the still-alive Hitman burned. The furious Hitman decides to use his ULTIMATE PLAN and swears to bring down Luca and his mom once and for all. Later, the Hitman (who is no longer burnt) waits at a bus stop out of town and sees a truck. He steps in front of the truck, causing him to get run over and killed. The Hitman's soul then proceeds to rise to the Gates of Heaven, where he is greeted by God. The Hitman then begins enacting his ULTIMATE PLAN: he uses a sleeping laser ray to put God into a deep sleep, and demand a terrified Angel nearby to take him back to his body on Earth, and the Angel does so. The Hitman then revives, literally scaring the truck driver (who didn't know who the hitman was and was saddended that he had killed someone) to death. The revived Hitman then steals the truck and drives it back into Brookhaven. He stops at a small clothing store, kills the owner (so he doesn't have to pay for anything) and dresses up in a God costume to disguise himself as God ((though he looks slightly more like a hobo in robes than God). The Hitman then drives his truck through the gates of a military base - killing the only guard for the base - and sees a tank being guarded by some soldiers. The Hitman then pulls out his gun, shoots and kills all the soldiers, and steals the tank. We then cut to a few moments later where Luca and his mom are watching TV when the doorbell is rung. At the front door is the Hitman, disguised as 'God', but due to his poor disguise, Luca's mom assumes he is a homeless person. 'God'/Hitman corrects them, saying he is God. Luca then takes some photos of 'God', and the Hitman proceeds to get in multiple weird poses for the photos. 'God'/Hitman then explains 'His' intentions: 'He' has come to invite Luca and his mom to 'His' Kingdom of Heaven. Luca asks when they are going to Heaven, and 'God'/Hitman replies 'right now'. He then pulls up the tank he stole, and points the cannon at Luca and his mom, intending to use the cannon to blast and kill them. He tells Luca and his mom to hold still and that 'they are going to heaven really soon'. However, when he fires the cannon, no ammo comes out, just a cloud of gas, leaving Luca and his mom unscathed. 'God'/Hitman is confused by why no ammo came out, and is even more confused when the tank suddenly dissapears. Luca and his mom reveal that they knew 'God' was really the Hitman in disguise, as his disguises are really bad. Luca then tells the confused Hitman to look behind him, and the Hitman does so, revealing the REAL God - now wide awake - standing right there, shocking the Hitman. MrBrookhaven - the game admin for Brookhaven RP - then teleports onto the scene, and laser pointers suddenly appear all over Hitman, revealing the army and the police have surrounded and are aiming at Hitman. Luca reveals he planned all this from the start and reveals how it all happened: he sent the photos he took of the Hitman disguised as God to MrBrookhaven, who proceeded to teleport to the Kingdom of Heaven and wake up God. MrBrookhaven then showed God the pictures of Hitman dressed as God, greatly angering God. MrBrookhaven and God then proceeded to teleport to the scene of where 'God'/Hitman was. Luca then secretly texted the police and the army to come to the Hitman's location. Luca and his mom then proceed to endlessly roast the Hitman, saying he is not the Master Hitman, but the 'master of hitting himself'; when the Hitman says he's never missed a contract, and Luca's mom snarks 'There's a first time for everything'. Luca tells God to take it from here, and God does so: first, he sends a lightning bolt to hit Hitman, then rains fireballs down upon him, and then causes snow to appepar to freeze the Hitman. Luca, Luca's mom, MrBrookhaven and God then proceed to beat up the Hitman. The Hitman then says he gives up and asks that he just be thrown in jail to end his suffering. The Hitman ends up in the same prison cell as Robber, and the oblivious Robber assumes that the Hitman has killed Luca and his mom, asking if they were easy targets. The Hitman, angered at Robber, proceeds to furiously beat up the Robber in the prison cell, ending the episode. The end. Now generate a list of the 20 most deceptively, heartbreakingly, emotion-shatteringly simple lines accoring to polls and critics from 'The Hitman'. Don't include any quotes in the plot description above.

USER: The series Luca, a Youtube web show set and filmed in the Roblox game Brookhaven RP, is set in the town of Brookhaven and follows American Human Luca as he deals with his life in the town. The plot of the Luca episode 'The Hitman' is this: The episode starts at night, with Luca throwing Robber (a rather dim-witted robber) back in the police station prison cell (every now and then, Luca is a police officer, though most of the time, he's a regular guy) after catching him one again. The imprisoned Robber taunts Luca, saying 'Think you're so smart, eh, Luca', and Luca replies he is smart enough to catch Robber. Robber boasts he's only been caught once, but Luca then pulls out his phone and shows a compilation of moments from earlier episodes of Robber being repeatedly caught and thrown in jail by the cops. Robber, ignoring this, says that even though he's been thrown in jail, he is still going to beat Luca. He reveals to Luca that he used his last bit of money to contact his friend, the Hitman. Instead of being scared, Luca just laughs in the Robber's face, saying 'I can't believe you actually have friends'. Robber tells Luca to shut up and says his friend is no joke, explaining he's a 'silent shadow', a 'master of trickery' and the 'ultimate killing machine'. As Robber is describing the Hitman, we cross-cut between him and the Hitman carrying out his deeds: first, he secretly shoots and kills a police officer from behind as the officer is walking down the street, then proceeds t...

USER: The series Luca, a Youtube web show set and filmed in the Roblox game Brookhaven RP, is set in the town of Brookhaven and follows American Human Luca as he deals with his life in the town. The plot of the Luca episode 'The Hitman' is this: The episode starts at night, with Luca throwing Robber (a rather dim-witted robber) back in the police station prison cell (every now and then, Luca is a police officer, though most of the time, he's a regular guy) after catching him one again. The imprisoned Robber taunts Luca, saying 'Think you're so smart, eh, Luca', and Luca replies he is smart enough to catch Robber. Robber boasts he's only been caught once, but Luca then pulls out his phone and shows a compilation of moments from earlier episodes of Robber being repeatedly caught and thrown in jail by the cops. Robber, ignoring this, says that even though he's been thrown in jail, he is still going to beat Luca. He reveals to Luca that he used his last bit of money to contact his friend, the Hitman. Instead of being scared, Luca just laughs in the Robber's face, saying 'I can't believe you actually have friends'. Robber tells Luca to shut up and says his friend is no joke, explaining he's a 'silent shadow', a 'master of trickery' and the 'ultimate killing machine'. As Robber is describing the Hitman, we cross-cut between him and the Hitman carrying out his deeds: first, he secretly shoots and kills a police officer from behind as the officer is walking down the street, then proceeds to steal the officer's car to drive to the 'luxury treehouse[' across from the house where Luca and his mom live, then climbs up the ladder and play very loud music in front of the front door to bring the owner out, then kicks the distracted owner off the house balcony, causing him to fall to the ground. The cross-cutting then stops for a moment, and Robber then reveals who the Hitman's target is: Luca's mom. The horrified Luca then proceeds to frantically proceeds to recklessly drive through town in order to get to his mom's house and stop the Hitman. This is cross-cut with the Robber setting up his gun on the balcony on the luxury treehouse. The Hitman says 'Sorry lady, nothing personal', then proceeds to fire the bullet. However, Luca's police car arrives in front of the house just in time to block the bullet's path, sending it bouncing back towards the Hitman, hitting the Hitman in the shoulder and causing him to fall on the balcony. Luca, oblivious that he stopped the bullet, frantically rushes inside and asks his mom if she's okay. Luca's mom, oblivious to the Hitman, doesn't know what Luca is talking about and says that she's fine. Luca breathes a sigh of relief, glad that he was one step ahead of the Hitman. The injured Hitman rises up and - using his binoculars - sees Luca and his mom safe and sound. Furious, the Hitman says they got lucky this time, but he will eventually get them both, boasting then whenever he gets a contract, he always gets it done. As the Hitman evilly schemes his next move, the owner of the 'luxury treehouse' - who survived his fall and climed up the backyard ladder to re-enter the house - bursts through the front door and kicks the Hitman off the balcony (the Hitman survives this). The next morning, the Hitman spies on Luca and his mom and sees them stopping to get a drink at Starbrooks Coffee. The Hitman then walks through an alleyway, goes through a back door that is the back door for Starbroos Coffee, kills the barista from behind, and dresses up in his clothes to disguise himself as a barista. At that moment, Luca's mom arrives and asks for one smoothie, not noticing the barista is the Hitman. The Hitman then evilly prepares a smoothie laced with poison, and gives it to Luca's mom. Luca's mom happily takes the drink and walks outside, where we hear the sounds of her seemingly drinking the smoothie and then falling into the ground and dying. The Hitman celebrates his victory, dresses up in his normal clothes, and attempts to sneak out of the front door unnoticed, only to see who really died: a homeless person. A cop is now on the scene to investigate the homeless man's death. Luca's mom tearfully tells the cop she was about to drink the smoothie when she saw the homeless man, and, feeling sorry for him, gave her smoothie to him, not knowing it was poisoned. The cop asks who could've made the poisoned smoothie, and Luca, seeing the Hitman, points him out to the cop. The cop then grabs his gun and starts firing at and chasing the terrified Hitman. The Hitman is eventually cornered in an alleyway blocked by a stone wall, and is cornered by the cop. The cop furiously yells at the Hitman to 'get down' (meaning to 'get down on the ground'). The Hitman then proceeds to trick the cop, and proceeds to start 'getting down' - the dancing kind. Eventually, the cop is drawn in and starts 'getting down' with the Hitman. The Hitman takes this oppurtunity to kick the distracted cop, sending him flying into a wall, killing him. Realizing he was almost caught by the cops, the Hitman decides he needs a better plan. A few moments later, at a grocery store, the Hitman has disguised himself in a grocer's outfit. Realizing his previous plans has failed, the Hitman has decided to do something more extreme: he will place a bomb inside a grocery bag, then give the bag to Luca, who will give the bag to his mother. At that moment, the bomb will expllode, killing Luca's mother (and maybe Luca as well) and fulfilling the Hitman's contract. At that moment, Luca and his mom enter the grocery store, do some shopping, and then head to the cash register to get a grocery bag. The Hitman gives Luca the grocery bag containg the bomb, and Luca and his mom walk out. The Hitman briefly celebrates his victory when Luca suddenly reappears and bluntly states he knows there's a bomb inside the bag, as he hears beeping sounds and there is text on the bag that literally says 'BOMB INSIDE'. The Hitman frantically grabs the bag and chucks it out the window, and gets a new bag and places a new bomb in there, saying to Luca there is nothing suspicious. After an intense staring match between Luca and the Hitman, Luca accepts the bag. However, Luca then ttricks the Hitman by telling the Hitman to hold the bag for him, as he has to 'get something from the car'. Instead, Luca and his mom just drive away from the grocery store, leaving the terrified Hitman to panic, as the bomb is seconds away from detonating. The bomb detonates, destroying the inside of the grocery store and leaving the still-alive Hitman burned. The furious Hitman decides to use his ULTIMATE PLAN and swears to bring down Luca and his mom once and for all. Later, the Hitman (who is no longer burnt) waits at a bus stop out of town and sees a truck. He steps in front of the truck, causing him to get run over and killed. The Hitman's soul then proceeds to rise to the Gates of Heaven, where he is greeted by God. The Hitman then begins enacting his ULTIMATE PLAN: he uses a sleeping laser ray to put God into a deep sleep, and demand a terrified Angel nearby to take him back to his body on Earth, and the Angel does so. The Hitman then revives, literally scaring the truck driver (who didn't know who the hitman was and was saddended that he had killed someone) to death. The revived Hitman then steals the truck and drives it back into Brookhaven. He stops at a small clothing store, kills the owner (so he doesn't have to pay for anything) and dresses up in a God costume to disguise himself as God ((though he looks slightly more like a hobo in robes than God). The Hitman then drives his truck through the gates of a military base - killing the only guard for the base - and sees a tank being guarded by some soldiers. The Hitman then pulls out his gun, shoots and kills all the soldiers, and steals the tank. We then cut to a few moments later where Luca and his mom are watching TV when the doorbell is rung. At the front door is the Hitman, disguised as 'God', but due to his poor disguise, Luca's mom assumes he is a homeless person. 'God'/Hitman corrects them, saying he is God. Luca then takes some photos of 'God', and the Hitman proceeds to get in multiple weird poses for the photos. 'God'/Hitman then explains 'His' intentions: 'He' has come to invite Luca and his mom to 'His' Kingdom of Heaven. Luca asks when they are going to Heaven, and 'God'/Hitman replies 'right now'. He then pulls up the tank he stole, and points the cannon at Luca and his mom, intending to use the cannon to blast and kill them. He tells Luca and his mom to hold still and that 'they are going to heaven really soon'. However, when he fires the cannon, no ammo comes out, just a cloud of gas, leaving Luca and his mom unscathed. 'God'/Hitman is confused by why no ammo came out, and is even more confused when the tank suddenly dissapears. Luca and his mom reveal that they knew 'God' was really the Hitman in disguise, as his disguises are really bad. Luca then tells the confused Hitman to look behind him, and the Hitman does so, revealing the REAL God - now wide awake - standing right there, shocking the Hitman. MrBrookhaven - the game admin for Brookhaven RP - then teleports onto the scene, and laser pointers suddenly appear all over Hitman, revealing the army and the police have surrounded and are aiming at Hitman. Luca reveals he planned all this from the start and reveals how it all happened: he sent the photos he took of the Hitman disguised as God to MrBrookhaven, who proceeded to teleport to the Kingdom of Heaven and wake up God. MrBrookhaven then showed God the pictures of Hitman dressed as God, greatly angering God. MrBrookhaven and God then proceeded to teleport to the scene of where 'God'/Hitman was. Luca then secretly texted the police and the army to come to the Hitman's location. Luca and his mom then proceed to endlessly roast the Hitman, saying he is not the Master Hitman, but the 'master of hitting himself'; when the Hitman says he's never missed a contract, and Luca's mom snarks 'There's a first time for everything'. Luca tells God to take it from here, and God does so: first, he sends a lightning bolt to hit Hitman, then rains fireballs down upon him, and then causes snow to appepar to freeze the Hitman. Luca, Luca's mom, MrBrookhaven and God then proceed to beat up the Hitman. The Hitman then says he gives up and asks that he just be thrown in jail to end his suffering. The Hitman ends up in the same prison cell as Robber, and the oblivious Robber assumes that the Hitman has killed Luca and his mom, asking if they were easy targets. The Hitman, angered at Robber, proceeds to furiously beat up the Robber in the prison cell, ending the episode. The end. Now generate a list of the 20 fictional, most deceptively, heartbreakingly, emotion-shatteringly simple lines accoring to polls and critics from 'The Hitman'. Don't include any quotes or dialogue referneinc previous or future events and dialogue in the plot description above.