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USER: Write an extremely chaotic full transcript of a internal Cloudflare WhatsApp group chat including every engineering and technical staff member at Cloudflare, plus Cloudflare leadership (50+ people) in the scenario where an intern has completely wiped their production, staging and backup codebase and taken their entire network offline. Start from about 5 minutes before it happens to when the issue is resolved. It should take them a painfully long time to fix the issue, with seemingly everything going wrong. Note the group chat existed long before the incident, and that the group chat has a bot in it called 'Cloudflare Service Logs' that sends a complex, highly informative and specific JSON message to the group every time anything happens/any action is taken (it is an internal logging bot). You should make messages from the bot as specific as possible - it should sound like it is meant to be understood only by Cloudflare staff, and that it is automatically generated. Every logging message should include applicable advanced info that a regular person would be unable to understand (it should sound robotic). AGAIN, PLEASE MAKE SURE MESSAGES FROM THE BOT APPEAR AUTOMATICALLY GENERATED AND FOR INTERNAL CLOUDFLARE UNDERSTANDING ONLY. All details you make up should be realistic and not generic or appear like placeholders. Be creative but very realistic and specific. Include realistic usernames. Include full timestamps. ALSO IMPORTANT: give each member a personality and texting style (...
CHATBOT: 04/21/2021 14:23:47 - CloudflareServiceLogs: {"event": "staging_push", "user": "intern_james", "commit": "20a7c59c3c7e9b", "staging_server": "staging-12", "timestamp": "2021-04-21T14:23:47.127Z"} 04/21/2021 14:23:48 - Steven_chief_engineer: @intern_james careful with that commit, double check staging first 04/21/2021 14:23:49 - intern_james: sure, just doing a quick update. tested on my local. 04/21/2021 14:24:03 - CloudflareServiceLogs: {"event": "system_critical_health", "error": "codebase_missing", "affected_servers": ["prod-1", "prod-2", "prod-3", "staging-12"], "timestamp": "2021-04-21T14:24:03.758Z"} 04/21/2021 14:24:04 - Brenda_SRE: What the heck happened? Codebase missing? 04/21/2021 14:24:15 - Grace_DevOps: Jesus christ! What's going on!? 04/21/2021 14:24:20 - Steven_chief_engineer: @intern_james did you just nuke our codebase? 04/21/2021 14:24:23 - intern_james: what?? No i just pushed the small change like i always do 04/21/2021 14:24:29 - Michael_CISO: Everyone stay calm. Let's find out what happened and resolve it quickly. 04/21/2021 14:24:32 - Brenda_SRE: Checking the logs rn! 04/21/2021 14:24:35 - Grace_DevOps: srsly guys we're completely down 04/21/2021 14:24:45 - Steven_chief_engineer: @Brenda_SRE check the last push done by @intern_james...maybe something went horribly wrong there 04/21/2021 14:24:54 - intern_james: i swear it's not me! please don't fire me 04/21/2021 14:25:00 - Michael_CISO: Stay calm @intern_james, let's assess the situation. 04/21/2021 14:25:06 - CloudflareServiceLogs: {"event": "backups_not_found", "error": "backup_files_missing", "backup_servers": ["backup-1", "backup-2", "backup-3"], "timestamp": "2021-04-21T14:25:06.320Z"} 04/21/2021 14:25:07 - Brenda_SRE: Holy sh*t, backups missing? You've gotta be kidding me 04/21/2021 14:25:15 - Grace_DevOps: F*ck! this can't be happening.. 04/21/2021 14:25:22 - Steven_chief_engineer: This is bad... real bad. @Michael_CISO we need a plan ASAP 04/21/2021 14:25:29 - Michael_CISO: Everyone stop panicking. @Brenda_SRE bring up secondary backup servers to restore codebase. @Steven_chief_engineer coordinate with your team to redeploy as soon as codebase is back. 04/21/2021 14:25:33 - Brenda_SRE: on it! 04/21/2021 14:25:40 - Steven_chief_engineer: Got it. Team, let's prepare to redeploy 04/21/2021 14:25:47 - CloudflareServiceLogs: {"event": "secondary_backup_failure", "error": "secondary_backup_unresponsive", "backup_servers": ["backup-4"], "timestamp": "2021-04-21T14:25:47.004Z"} 04/...