CHATBOT: (Int. Monk's Cafe) Seinfeld and George are seated at their usual booth, sipping coffee. Seinfeld: "So, George, why haven't I seen you with any chicks lately?" George: "Chicks? What is this, the '70s?" Seinfeld: "Okay, fine. Women. You know, females. The opposite sex." George: "I know what you meant. And I'll tell you why I haven't been seen with any 'females'. I can't get a date to save my life." Seinfeld: "What's wrong? Are you using your real name again?" George: "Ha ha. Very funny. No, I don't know what's wrong. Maybe I'm too honest." Seinfeld: "Too honest? George, you've been lying to women your entire life. I've heard you claim to be an astronaut, a brain surgeon, and a secret agent. What's going on?" George: "Well, now I'm trying to be more truthful. I don't want to lead anyone on. So, I tell them I'm unemployed and living with my parents, and they all run for the hills." Seinfeld: "You're telling women that you're a loser who still lives with his mom? That's the best you could come up with?" George: "I figured it was better to be upfront. You know the saying: honesty is the best policy." Seinfeld: "Yes, but in your case, it seems to be the worst policy. Look at me - I'm single and unemployed, and I have no problems finding a date." George: "That's because you're Jerry Seinfeld. You could be living under a bridge, and women would still throw themselves at you." Seinfeld: "Hey, now you're making me blush." George: "I just wish I could find a girl who appreciates my honesty." Just then, a beautiful woman walks into Monk's Cafe and catches George's eye. George: "That's it, I'm going for it. I'm gonna be honest and see if it works." Seinfeld: "Good luck with that, George. I'm gonna sit back and watch the train wreck." George approaches the woman and introduces himself. George: "Hi, I'm George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents." The woman looks at him in shock and disbelief and then walks away. George turns back to Seinfeld. George: "Well, I guess honesty isn't always the best policy." Seinfeld: "No kidding, Sherlock. Maybe next time, try something a little less honest, like, 'I'm Batman.'" (Both laugh as the scene fades out)