9 fiction conversations over 1 month, 9 days (Oct 4, 2023 – Nov 13, 2023) 9% prompt uniqueness Michigan, United States
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C0 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "MC, I had the weirdest dream last night..." MC: "O 124 conv. C1 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Sayori was born into a family of night 77 conv. C2 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Um...where's MC?" Natsuki: "I don't know, I though 72 conv. C3 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Wait a minute...where's Natsuki?" Sayori: "I hones 65 conv. C4 (In the school literature clubroom...) Sayori: (clutching her swollen belly) "OW 57 conv. C5 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Um...where's Natsuki?" Sayori: "Hmm...I'm not sure 53 conv. C6 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Wait a minute...where's Natsuki?" Sayori: "I hones 53 conv. C7 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (It was just another day in the world o 48 conv. C8 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Things weren't going too well for Megu 41 conv. C9 [told from Natsuki's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (I w 41 conv. C10 [there would be dialogue in this story - alongside a title:] (It was just anothe 40 conv. C11 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Wait a minute...where's Natsuki?" Sayori: "I hones 40 conv. C12 [there would be dialogue in this story - alongside a title:] (It was just anothe 39 conv. C13 [there would be dialogue in this "story":] (4 shipgirls - Allen M. Sumner, a des 39 conv. C14 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Oh...oh god...oh...guys, my contractions are getti 38 conv. C15 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Wait a minute...where's Natsuki?" Sayori: "I hones 37 conv. C16 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Wait a minute...where are Sayori and MC? They shou 36 conv. C17 (In the school clubroom...) Sayori: "God, this baby bump is so heavy..." Natsuki 36 conv. C18 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Um...where's Natsuki?" Sayori: "Hmm... I'm not sur 32 conv. C19 (The city of Orgrimmar...) Spiritwalker Ebonhorn: "The Aspect will be pleased th 31 conv. C20 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (It was just another day in the world o 31 conv. C21 (In the school literature clubroom...) Natsuki: (to herself) "Just stay calm, Na 30 conv. C22 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (The capital city of Suramar - home to 28 conv. C23 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Yuri was scrolling through some of the 27 conv. C24 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Wait a minute...where are MC and Sayori? They shou 27 conv. C25 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Uh...where are MC and Sayori? I mean, I know they 27 conv. C26 [this is all going to be told from Natsuki's point of view:] (In the clubroom... 27 conv. C27 (In the isle of Berk...) Deadly Nadder #1: "What's going on with Stormfly?! She' 26 conv. C28 [there would be dialogue in this story, which serves as a collaboration between 25 conv. C29 [there would be dialogue in this "story":] (MC and Sayori have been married for 25 conv. C30 [there would be dialogue in this story inspired by the game "GigaBash":] (It had 24 conv. C31 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Hang on...where's Yuri?" Sayori: "I'm not sure. I 24 conv. C32 (In the clubroom...) Sayori: "Okay...WHO thought it was a good idea to rig the c 24 conv. C33 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Megumin is practicing her explosion ma 23 conv. C34 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Um...where's Natsuki?" Sayori: "I haven't seen her 23 conv. C35 (In the clubroom...) Sayori: "I had the worst nightmare last night." (rubbing he 23 conv. C36 (In the school clubroom...) Natsuki: (clutching her baby bump) "Sakura...of all 23 conv. C37 [there would be dialogue in this story - alongside a title:] (After falling into 22 conv. C38 (In the school clubroom...) MC: "Sorry we're late! Sayori had a little trouble g 22 conv. C39 [told from Sayori's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (It w 21 conv. C40 (In the school clubroom...) MC: "Sayori, my loving wife, are you okay? Is Sachik 21 conv. C41 (In the school clubroom...) MC: "Sayori, my beloved wife...I can already imagine 21 conv. C42 [told from Natsuki's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (I w 20 conv. C43 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Ayano wakes up in a strange room with 19 conv. C44 (In the distant Astros region...) Sayori: "Man, these Fire starters are getting 19 conv. C45 [there would be dialogue in this "Yandere Simulator" alternate universe story - 18 conv. C46 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (It was a hectic day in Shadowglen - an 18 conv. C47 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (It was just another day in Telogrus Ri 18 conv. C48 (In the world of "Azur Lane"...) Sayori: (waking up after falling from a portal) 18 conv. C49 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Sayori was born into a family of night 18 conv. C50 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "So...Sayori, how's your pregnancy been going so fa 18 conv. C51 [told from Natsuki's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (All 18 conv. C52 [there would be dialogue in this story - alongside a title:] (It was just anothe 17 conv. C53 [there would be dialogue in this story - alongside a title:] (It was just anothe 17 conv. C54 [told from Natsuki's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (I'v 17 conv. C55 [told from Sayori's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (I wo 16 conv. C56 [told from MC's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (I was in 16 conv. C57 [told from Yuri's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (After 16 conv. C58 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Megumin wakes up in her room. Even tho 16 conv. C59 [told from the perspective of a night elf death knight, there would be dialogue 16 conv. C60 [told from Monika's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (It h 16 conv. C61 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Sayori wakes up in a hospital room. Sh 15 conv. C62 [told from Yuri's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (Before 15 conv. C63 [told from Barbara's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (It 15 conv. C64 [told from MC's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (It was s 15 conv. C65 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Okay...while we're waiting for MC to arrive...who' 15 conv. C66 [told from Monika's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (I ex 15 conv. C67 [told from Sayori's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (7 ye 15 conv. C68 (It was just another day as any in Suramar city. The 10 pregnant mothers were al 14 conv. C69 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Megumin had hoped that things went nor 14 conv. C70 [there would be dialogue in this story - alongside a title:] (It was just anothe 14 conv. C71 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Wait a mi 14 conv. C72 [told from Sayori's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (I wa 14 conv. C73 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Wait a minute...where's Natsuki?" Yuri: "I'm not s 14 conv. C74 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Hold on...where are Sayori and MC?" Yuri: "I'm not 14 conv. C75 [told from Natsuki's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (Thi 14 conv. C76 [told from MC's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (It's bee 13 conv. C77 [there would be dialogue in this story - alongside a title:] (It had been years 13 conv. C78 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Sayori was born into a family of night 13 conv. C79 (In the clubroom...) Natsuki: "It's been HOURS and Monika still isn't here?!" Yu 13 conv. C80 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (MC wakes up after being in a coma for 13 conv. C81 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Wait a minute...where's Natsuki?" Sayori: "I don't 13 conv. C82 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Um...where's Natsuki?" Sayori: "Hmm... I'm not sur 13 conv. C83 [told from Monika's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (Now, 13 conv. C84 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (It all began in Telogrus Rift. Two voi 12 conv. C85 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Eula wakes up in her room. Time for an 12 conv. C86 [there would be dialogue in this story - alongside a title:] (It was just anothe 12 conv. C87 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Wait a minute...where's Natsuki?" Sayori: "I hones 12 conv. C88 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (It had been 7 weeks since that day. My 12 conv. C89 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Okay, let's get to sharing some poems before MC ar 12 conv. C90 [In the clubroom...] Monika: "Wait a minute...where's Natsuki?" Yuri: "I'm not s 12 conv. C91 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (It was just another day in the clubroo 12 conv. C92 [told from Yuri's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (It was 12 conv. C93 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Things hadn't been going so well for Y 11 conv. C94 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (The night elves were in great danger - 11 conv. C95 [there would be dialogue in this story - alongside a title:] (It was just anothe 11 conv. C96 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Sayori was born into a family of night 11 conv. C97 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Uh...where are MC and Sayori? I mean, I know they 11 conv. C98 [told from Natsuki's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (Thi 11 conv. C99 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Uh...where's Yuri?" Natsuki: "I don't know, she sa 11 conv. C100 [told from Sayori's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (I ha 11 conv. C101 (In the school clubroom...) Natsuki: "Sorry for being late! God, I hate being pr 11 conv. C102 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Sayori has often been considered by so 10 conv. C103 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Yuri wakes up in her room. She herself 10 conv. C104 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Megumin wakes up in her room. Even tho 10 conv. C105 [told from MC's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (I've bee 10 conv. C106 [told from MC's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (It was s 10 conv. C107 [told from Sayori's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (I ha 10 conv. C108 [there would be dialogue in this story - alongside a title:] (It was just anothe 10 conv. C109 [told from Sayori's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (It w 10 conv. C110 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Wait a minute...where's Natsuki?" Sayori: "I hones 10 conv. C111 [told from MC's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (Now, som 10 conv. C112 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Okay, let's get to sharing some poems before MC ar 10 conv. C113 [told from Monika's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (We f 10 conv. C114 [told from Monika's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (We f 10 conv. C115 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Megumin wakes up in her room. She look 9 conv. C116 (7,000 years went by after the post dawn of fire era. The 5 elements that have r 9 conv. C117 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Sucrose wakes up in her room. Time for 9 conv. C118 [there would be dialogue in this story - alongside a title:] (It was just anothe 9 conv. C119 [there would be dialogue in this story - alongside a title:] (It was just anothe 9 conv. C120 [there would be dialogue in this story - alongside a title:] (It was just anothe 9 conv. C121 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (I've never really been into anything r 9 conv. C122 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Wait a minute...where's Natsuki?" Sayori: "I have 9 conv. C123 [this would be told from Natsuki's point of view:] (I woke up in a large city. I × 9 conv. C124 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Wait a minute...where are Sayori and MC? They shou 9 conv. C125 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Pain wracked Sayori's body as her cont 9 conv. C126 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Yuri cautiously entered the clubroom - 9 conv. C127 [there would be dialogue in this story - alongside a title:] (It was just anothe 8 conv. C128 [told from Darkness's perspective, there would be dialogue in this story:] (The 8 conv. C129 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Wait a minute...where's Natsuki?" Sayori: "I hones 8 conv. C130 [told from Natsuki's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (I w 8 conv. C131 (In the school literature clubroom...) Natsuki: (to herself) "Just keep pushing, 8 conv. C132 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Megumin is practicing her explosion ma 7 conv. C133 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Eula wakes up in her room. Time for an 7 conv. C134 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Eula wakes up in her room. Time for an 7 conv. C135 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Yuri wakes up in her room. She herself 7 conv. C136 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (The city of Mondstadt was bustling wit 7 conv. C137 [told from Yoimiya's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (It 7 conv. C138 (In a large section of the desert...) [player]: "Jeez...thank god I got away fro 7 conv. C139 (In the world of "Azur Lane"...) Sayori: (waking up after falling from a portal) 7 conv. C140 [there would be dialogue in this story - alongside a title:] (It was just anothe 7 conv. C141 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Sayori was born into a family of night 7 conv. C142 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Wait a minute...where's Natsuki?" Sayori: "I hones 7 conv. C143 [this is told entirely from MC's point of view:] (In the clubroom...) Monika: "W 7 conv. C144 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Wait a minute...where's Natsuki?" Sayori: "I hones 7 conv. C145 (In the clubroom...) Sayori: "Okay...WHO thought it was a good idea to rig the c 7 conv. C146 [told from Natsuki's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (Las 7 conv. C147 [told from Natsuki's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (It 7 conv. C148 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "So...Sayori, how's your pregnancy been going so fa 7 conv. C149 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Uh...where's Yuri?" Natsuki: "I don't know, she sa 7 conv. C150 [told from Natsuki's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (It 7 conv. C151 (In the school literature clubroom...) Monika: "Ow! Ow, ow, ow! Oh god, it's hap 7 conv. C152 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Sayori wakes up in a hospital room. Sh 6 conv. C153 [told from Sayori's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (This 6 conv. C154 [REALM OF THE FEY] Yuri: "You sure this is where our next teammate is?" Ogerpon: 6 conv. C155 [told from Yuri's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (Before 6 conv. C156 (In a large section of the desert...) [player]: "Jeez...thank god I got away fro 6 conv. C157 [told from Sayori's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (It h 6 conv. C158 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Megumin wakes up in her room. Even tho 6 conv. C159 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (It was just another day in Shadowglen, 6 conv. C160 [there would be dialogue in this story - alongside a title:] (It was just anothe 6 conv. C161 (In the school clubroom...) MC: "Sayori, my beloved wife...I can already imagine 6 conv. C162 [there would be dialogue in this story inspired by the game "GigaBash":] (The fa 6 conv. C163 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Wait a minute...where's Natsuki?" Sayori: "I hones 6 conv. C164 [all this is told from MC's point of view:] (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Wait a 6 conv. C165 [told from Natsuki's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (Ugh 6 conv. C166 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Wait a minute...where are Sayori and MC?" Yuri: "I 6 conv. C167 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Things were surprisingly normal in the 6 conv. C168 (In the school clubroom...) Sayori: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" Monika: "Keep pu 6 conv. C169 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (It was a hectic day in Shadowglen - an 5 conv. C170 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Yuri wakes up in her room. Time for an 5 conv. C171 {ABOUT JELLY: An 8-10 year old slime girl that LOVES water. Jelli is a master at 5 conv. C172 [told from MC's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (I was in 5 conv. C173 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Eula wakes up in her room. Time for an 5 conv. C174 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Following the birth of baby Firecracke 5 conv. C175 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Our tale begins on the distant isle of 5 conv. C176 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (It was just another day in the world o 5 conv. C177 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (It was just another day in the world o 5 conv. C178 [there would be dialogue in this story - alongside a title:] (It was just anothe 5 conv. C179 (In the world of "Azur Lane"...) Sayori: (waking up after falling from a portal) 5 conv. C180 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Darkness wondered what the magma-like 5 conv. C181 [told from MC's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (Everythi 5 conv. C182 (In the clubroom...) Sayori: "Okay...WHO thought it was a good idea to rig the c 5 conv. C183 [this is all going to be told from MC's point of view:] (In the clubroom...) MC: 5 conv. C184 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "So...Sayori, how's your pregnancy been going so fa 5 conv. C185 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Hold on...where are Sayori and MC?" Yuri: "I'm not 5 conv. C186 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Um...where's Natsuki?" Sayori: "Hmm... I'm not sur 5 conv. C187 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Wait a minute...where are Sayori and MC?" Yuri: "I 5 conv. C188 [told from Monika's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (Now, 5 conv. C189 [told from Natsuki's perspective, there would be dialogue in this story:] (It wa 5 conv. C190 [told from MC's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (It was j 5 conv. C191 (In the school clubroom...) Natsuki: "OWWWWWWWWWW!!! OH GOD, ANOTHER CONTRACTION 5 conv. C192 (In the school literature clubroom...) Monika: "You can do this, Yuri! Just brea 5 conv. C193 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Sayori wakes up in a hospital room. Sh 4 conv. C194 [told from Sayori's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (My f 4 conv. C195 [there would be dialogue in this story - alongside a title:] (It was just anothe 4 conv. C196 (In the school literature clubroom...) MC: "Sayori, my dear wife, are you alrigh 4 conv. C197 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Um...where's Natsuki?" Sayori: "I haven't seen her 4 conv. C198 [told from Natsuki's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (Now 4 conv. C199 [told from Natsuki's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (Now 4 conv. C200 (In the clubroom...) Sayori: "I had the worst nightmare last night." (rubbing he 4 conv. C201 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Okay...while we're all waiting for MC to arrive... 4 conv. C202 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Man, I had the weirdest dream last night..." 4 conv. C203 [told from Natsuki's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (Ugh 4 conv. C204 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Wait a minute...where are MC and Sayori? They shou 4 conv. C205 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Okay...since MC and Sayori are still out on their 4 conv. C206 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Okay...since MC and Sayori are still out on their 4 conv. C207 [told from Monika's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (Now, 4 conv. C208 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (There have been some pretty weird days 4 conv. C209 [there would be dialogue in this story - alongside a title:] (Monika wakes up in 4 conv. C210 (In the school literature clubroom...) Monika: (straining, breathing between con 4 conv. C211 (In the school literature clubroom...) Natsuki: (to herself) "Just stay calm, Na 4 conv. C212 (In the school literature clubroom...) Monika: (clutching her baby bump tightly) 4 conv. C213 [told from Sayori's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (I fo 3 conv. C214 [told from the perspective of Nitazar, the Black Dracthyr; there would be dialog 3 conv. C215 [told from MC's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (It's bee 3 conv. C216 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (It was just another day in the world o 3 conv. C217 [there would be dialogue in this story - alongside a title:] (It was just anothe 3 conv. C218 [there would be dialogue in this story - alongside a title:] (It was just anothe 3 conv. C219 [there would be dialogue in this story - alongside a title:] (It was just anothe 3 conv. C220 (In the school clubroom...) Sayori: (clutching her swollen belly) "OW! Ow, ow, o 3 conv. C221 [told from Darkness's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (Da 3 conv. C222 [part of the "Tales of the Alpine Era" books, there would be dialogue in this st 3 conv. C223 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Sayori was born into a family of night 3 conv. C224 [this would be entirely from Sayori's point of view:] (MC and I have been marrie 3 conv. C225 [told from MC's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (Everythi 3 conv. C226 (In the clubroom...) Sayori: "Okay...WHO thought it was a good idea to rig the c 3 conv. C227 [told from Natsuki's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (It 3 conv. C228 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Wait a minute...where's Natsuki?" 3 conv. C229 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (After Natsuki gave birth to Sakura, we 3 conv. C230 [told from Natsuki's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (Thi 3 conv. C231 [there would be dialogue in this "story":] (MC and Sayori have been married for 3 conv. C232 [there would be dialogue in this story - alongside a title:] (After falling into 3 conv. C233 (In the school clubroom...) Natsuki: "NNNNNNNNNNNNNGHHH!!!" Monika: "You're doin 3 conv. C234 (In the school clubroom...) Natsuki: "OWWWWWWWWWW!!! OH GOD, ANOTHER CONTRACTION 3 conv. C235 (In the school clubroom...) MC: "Sorry we're late! Sayori had a little trouble g 3 conv. C236 (In the school clubroom...) Sayori: "God, this baby bump is so heavy..." 3 conv. C237 (In the school literature clubroom...) Yuri: (to herself) "You can do this, Yuri 3 conv. C238 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Megumin had been practicing her explos 2 conv. C239 (In the isle of Berk...) Deadly Nadder #1: "What's going on with Stormfly?! She' 2 conv. C240 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Ever since Sucrose's daughter came int 2 conv. C241 (In a large, snowy tundra area...) [player]: "God, this place is cold." (Suddenl 2 conv. C242 [there would be dialogue in this story - alongside a title:] (It was just anothe 2 conv. C243 (In the world of "Azur Lane"...) Sayori: (waking up after falling from a portal) 2 conv. C244 [there would be dialogue in this story - alongside a title:] (Megumin screamed i 2 conv. C245 (In the school literature clubroom...) MC: "Sayori, my dear wife, are you alrigh 2 conv. C246 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (It was 7 months since Megumin had woke 2 conv. C247 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Wait a minute...where's Yuri?" Sayori: "Honestly? 2 conv. C248 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Um...where's Natsuki?" Yuri: "I don't know. Maybe 2 conv. C249 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Wait a minute...where's Natsuki?" Sayori: "I hones 2 conv. C250 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Wait a minute...where's Natsuki?" Sayori: "I have 2 conv. C251 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Okay, let's get to sharing some poems before MC ar 2 conv. C252 (In the clubroom...) Sayori: "I can't to meet my baby girl Sachiko. She's kickin 2 conv. C253 [In the clubroom...] Monika: "Wait a minute...where's Natsuki?" Yuri: "I'm not s 2 conv. C254 [In the clubroom...] Monika: "Wait a minute...where's Natsuki?" Yuri: "I'm not s 2 conv. C255 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Oh...oh god...oh...guys, my contractions are getti 2 conv. C256 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "MC, Sayori, how do you feel knowing you'll be pare 2 conv. C257 (In the school clubroom...) Natsuki: (clutching her baby bump) "Sakura...of all 2 conv. C258 [there would be dialogue in this "story":] (MC and Sayori have been married for 2 conv. C259 (In the school clubroom...) Natsuki: "Sorry for being late! God, I hate being pr 2 conv. C260 (In the school clubroom...) Natsuki: "Sorry for being late! God, I hate being pr 2 conv. C261 (In the school literature clubroom...) Monika: (straining) "I-I-I can't do this! 2 conv. C262 (In the school literature clubroom...) Monika: (straining, breathing between con 2 conv. C263 (In the school literature clubroom...) Monika: "Ow! Ow, ow, ow! Oh god, it's hap 2 conv. C264 (In the school literature clubroom...) Sayori: (clutching her swollen belly) "OW 2 conv. C265 (In the school literature clubroom...) Monika: "You can do this, Yuri! Just brea 2 conv. C266 [told from the perspective of a blood elf demon hunter, there would be dialogue 1 conv. C267 [there would be dialogue in this story, which would include a flashback to the m 1 conv. C268 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (It was just another day in the world o 1 conv. C269 {ABOUT EACH CHARACTER: Allen M. Sumner - a destroyer shipgirl from the Eagle Uni 1 conv. C270 (In the school clubroom...) MC: "Sayori, my loving wife, are you okay? Is Sachik 1 conv. C271 [there would be dialogue in this story - alongside a title:] (It was just anothe 1 conv. C272 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Um...where's MC?" Natsuki: "I don't know, I though 1 conv. C273 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Um...where's Natsuki?" Sayori: "I haven't seen her 1 conv. C274 (In the clubroom...) Natsuki: "It's been HOURS and Monika still isn't here?!" Yu 1 conv. C275 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Wait a minute...where are MC and Sayori? They shou 1 conv. C276 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Wait a minute...where's Natsuki?" Sayori: "I hones 1 conv. C277 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Wait a minute...where's Natsuki?" Sayori: "I hones 1 conv. C278 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (MC wakes up after being in a coma for 1 conv. C279 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Wait a minute...where's Natsuki?" Sayori: "I hones 1 conv. C280 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Wait a minute...where's Natsuki?" Sayori: "I hones 1 conv. C281 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Okay, so...has anyone got their poems?" 1 conv. C282 (In the clubroom...) Sayori: "Okay...WHO thought it was a good idea to rig the c 1 conv. C283 (In the clubroom...) MC: "Natsuki, everything alright?" 1 conv. C284 [this is all going to be told from Natsuki's point of view:] (In the clubroom... 1 conv. C285 [told from Natsuki's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (I w 1 conv. C286 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Wait a minute...where are Sayori and MC? They shou 1 conv. C287 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "Uh...where are MC and Sayori? I mean, I know they 1 conv. C288 [use dialogue in this scenario:] ("Doki Doki Literature Club" except Yuri has me 1 conv. C289 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Things were surprisingly normal in the 1 conv. C290 [told from Natsuki's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (Thi 1 conv. C291 (In the clubroom...) Monika: "MC, Sayori, how do you feel knowing you'll be pare 1 conv. C292 [there would be dialogue in this story:] (Yuri cautiously entered the clubroom - 1 conv. C293 (In the school clubroom...) Natsuki: (clutching her baby bump) "Not now, little 1 conv. C294 (In the school clubroom...) Natsuki: "Sorry for being late! God, I hate being pr 1 conv. C295 (In the school literature clubroom...) Monika: "You can do this, Yuri! Just brea 1 conv.
9 conversations in cluster Cluster 123× “[this would be told from Natsuki's point of view:] (I woke u...” over 13 minutes (Oct 16, 2023 – Oct 16, 2023), oldest first. Show: 10 15 50 100
Oct 16, 2023 at 11:21 PM EDT — 1 turn United States, Michigan fiction fanfiction View full conversation
USER: [this would be told from Natsuki's point of view:] (I woke up in a large city. It looks a little like mine. However, when I looked around, a bunch of strange men with what looked like cameras for heads were surrounding me - and they looked...confused? I don't know, it's hard to tell someone's facial expression if their head's a camera.)
CHATBOT: I woke up to a sight that instantly sent a jolt of confusion through my veins. The surroundings were reminiscent of the bustling city I was familiar with, yet something was undeniably off. It was like a distorted version of my own world. As my eyes scanned the area, my heart skipped a beat. There, encircling me, were a group of men with peculiar heads that resembled cameras. The cameras were mounted where their faces should be, making it impossible to discern their emotions. It was as if their expressions were forever hidden from view, leaving me in a state of uncertainty. I couldn't help but feel a mix of emotions - confusion, curiosity, and a tinge of fear. Who were these men with camera heads? What did they want from me? The bizarre nature of the situation only intensified my apprehension. Trying to gather my thoughts, I cautiously took a step back, hoping to put some distance between myself and the enigmatic individuals. But no matter where I turned, they seemed to be everywhere, their camera-like eyes fixed upon me. It was as if I had unwittingly stumbled into some surreal photography exhibition - or perhaps something far more sinister. Feeling a twinge of frustration mingled with a touch of desperation, I summoned the courage to speak up, determined to get some answers. "Um, excuse me," my voice trembled slightly, betraying my nervousness. "Can you tell me what's going on? Why are you all surrounding me like this?" Silence hung in the air for a moment, accentuating the tension. Finally, one of the camera-headed men stepped forward. Without uttering a word, he handed me a small card, his head whirring mechanically as he did so. I unfolded the card, trying to make sense of its contents. It displayed a jumble of symbols and text that seemed to be a foreign language to me. Frustrated, I looked up at the crowd of camera-headed men, hoping for some sort of explanation. But all I received were blank stares from their unfeeling lenses. Adrenaline coursed through me, urging me to escape this bewildering encounter. Without a second thought, I turned around and sprinted through the chaos of the city, each step driven by an unshakeable sense of urgency. The thought of being trapped in this bizarre parallel world gnawed at my consciousness, propelling me forward. As I ran, my mind swirled with countless questions, the most pressing being: How did I end up in this strange city? And more importantly, how could I find my way back home? Little did I know that the ans...
Oct 16, 2023 at 11:23 PM EDT — 1 turn United States, Michigan fiction fanfiction View full conversation
USER: [this would be told from Natsuki's point of view:] (I woke up in a large city. It looks a little like mine. However, when I looked around, a bunch of strange men with what looked like cameras for heads were surrounding me - and they looked...confused? I don't know, it's hard to tell someone's facial expression if their head's a camera.)camera. However, one of the camera-headed men was holding a set of plungers.)
CHATBOT: I groaned as I slowly opened my eyes, feeling disoriented and confused. The first thing that caught my attention was the sight of a bustling cityscape, eerily reminiscent of my own town. But something was off. As my vision cleared, I realized that I was surrounded by a peculiar group of individuals. These men had cameras for heads, and they were all focused on me. It was a bizarre sight, and I couldn't help but feel a mix of curiosity and unease. I glanced around, trying to decipher their intentions, but it was difficult to gauge their facial expressions without actual faces. Suddenly, my eyes narrowed in on a particular camera-headed man holding a set of plungers. My confusion grew as I couldn't fathom the purpose of such an odd combination. I couldn't help but wonder what they wanted from me, or if they were even aware of the strangeness of their appearance. Feeling a cautious sense of apprehension, I decided to take a step back, trying to assess the situation. The camera-headed men seemed just as bewildered as I was, their lenses shifting and adjusting as if trying to comprehend the scene before them. It was clear that none of us were familiar with this situation, and I couldn't help but feel a twinge of sympathy for them. Taking a deep breath, I mustered the courage to speak up. "Um, excuse me?" I called out, hoping to get their attention. "I'm not sure what's happening here, but could you please explain?" My voice wavered slightly, but I was determined not to let my unease take over. The camera-headed men turned their lens-like heads towards me, their shutter-like mouths silent for a moment. One of them, the one clutching the plungers, tilted its camera-head in what might be considered a confused manner. It gestured towards me with the strange combination of tools and, using a synthesized voice, asked, "Who are you? How did you get here?" I hesitated for a moment, trying to collect my thoughts. "I... I'm Natsuki," I finally replied, my confusion mirrored in my voice. "I honestly have no idea how I ended up here or who any of you are. Can you please tell me what's going on?" The camera-headed men exchanged uncertain glances, seemingly at a loss for words. They seemed just as clueless as I was, which only added to my growing sense of unease. But instead of letting fear take over, I decided to approach the situation with cautious curiosity, hoping to find some answers. As the peculiar beings started to mumble among themselves, I anxiously waited, my eyes...
Oct 16, 2023 at 11:24 PM EDT — 1 turn United States, Michigan fiction fanfiction View full conversation
USER: [this would be told from Natsuki's point of view:] (I woke up in a large city. It looks a little like mine. However, when I looked around, a bunch of strange men with what looked like cameras for heads were surrounding me - and they looked...confused? I don't know, it's hard to tell someone's facial expression if their head's a camera. However, one of the camera-headed men was holding a set of plungers.)plungers. That's an...unusual weapon.)
CHATBOT: I blinked my eyes open, my groggy mind struggling to process the unfamiliar surroundings. A massive cityscape stretched out before me, resembling my hometown at first glance. But something was off, something that struck me as both peculiar and unsettling. Confusion etched across my face as my eyes scanned the area, taking in the bizarre sight before me. A group of men with camera-shaped heads had encircled me, their camera lenses pointed directly at me. It seemed as though they were capturing footage or photos, but their expressions were concealed behind their unusual prosthetic devices. I couldn't help but feel a sense of unease wash over me. Why were these camera-headed men so fixated on me? What possible reason could they have for surrounding me like this? Perhaps they were tourists or filming some kind of strange documentary, but their intent remained shrouded in mystery. As I tentatively surveyed the crowd, something caught my attention. One of the camera-headed men stood out from the rest, holding an unexpected weapon in his hands - a pair of plungers. I couldn't help but raise an eyebrow, my confusion deepening. What kind of weapon were plungers supposed to be? It seemed as peculiar as the camera heads themselves. I decided it was best not to make any sudden movements or assumptions. Perhaps if I stayed calm, I could figure out what was going on. My heart thudded in my chest, the unfamiliarity of the situation sending shivers up my spine. But I refused to let fear take control. Instead, I took a deep breath, steadying myself for whatever strange encounter awaited me in this perplexing city.
Oct 16, 2023 at 11:25 PM EDT — 1 turn United States, Michigan fiction fanfiction View full conversation
USER: [this would be told from Natsuki's point of view:] (I woke up in a large city. It looks a little like mine. However, when I looked around, a bunch of strange men with what looked like cameras for heads were surrounding me - and they looked...confused? I don't know, it's hard to tell someone's facial expression if their head's a camera. However, one of the camera-headed men was holding a set of plungers. That's an...unusual weapon.)
CHATBOT: I woke up to an unfamiliar and bustling cityscape. It bore some resemblance to my hometown, but there was an undeniable sense of strangeness in the air. As I scanned my surroundings, my eyes landed on a group of men, or rather, camera-headed individuals, who seemed to be surrounding me. Confusion crossed their faceless features, making it challenging to discern their intentions. I couldn't help but feel a mix of curiosity and caution as I observed them from a distance. What could these camera-headed men want from me? And why did they appear perplexed? Questions flooded my mind, but without any concrete answers, all I could do was observe and tread carefully. However, my attention was quickly drawn to one peculiar individual among the group. He held a set of plungers in his hands, using them as an unconventional weapon or perhaps even a means of defense. My brows furrowed in disbelief and amusement as I tried to comprehend the oddity before me. Plungers as weapons? It was certainly an unusual choice. Despite the unknown, I couldn't help but feel a spark of curiosity igniting within me. It seemed like an adventure was about to unfold, and my writer's imagination couldn't resist the temptation. With a flicker of determination in my eyes, I decided it was time to approach these camera-headed men and see what their presence in this city meant for me. Stepping forward cautiously, I held my breath and prepared myself for the unexpected. After all, in this bizarre world, anything was possible.
Oct 16, 2023 at 11:25 PM EDT — 1 turn United States, Michigan fiction fanfiction View full conversation
USER: [this would be told[told from Natsuki's point of view:]view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (I woke up in a large city. It looks a little like mine. However, when I looked around, a bunch of strange men with what looked like cameras for heads were surrounding me - and they looked...confused? I don't know, it's hard to tell someone's facial expression if their head's a camera. However, one of the camera-headed men was holding a set of plungers. That's an...unusual weapon.)
CHATBOT: I cautiously approached the camera-headed man holding the plungers, my heart pounding in my chest. "Um, excuse me," I said, my voice laced with unease. "What's going on here? Why are you all surrounding me?" The camera-headed man tilted his head slightly, the lens on his face focusing on me. "You're... not who we were expecting," he replied, his voice sounding distorted through the camera. "We were supposed to find someone else, but... somehow, we ended up here." I furrowed my brows in confusion. "Someone else? But why were you coming after me then?" I asked, my voice trembling slightly. Another camera-headed man stepped forward, his lenses scanning me up and down. "We must have mistaken you for the person we were supposed to find. You have a striking resemblance, but... you're not exactly the same." I felt a mix of relief and curiosity. "Alright, who exactly are you searching for? Maybe I can help," I offered, hoping to make sense of the situation. The camera-headed men exchanged glances, seemingly unsure of how much they should reveal. Finally, one of them spoke up, cautiously. "We're searching for a girl named Yuri. She's a key figure in a major investigation, and it's crucial that we find her as soon as possible." Yuri? The name rang a bell, but I couldn't quite put my finger on why. Nevertheless, I wanted to assist them if I could. "I know a Yuri," I said, my voice growing more determined. "I'll help you find her. Just... tell me what you need." The camera-headed men seemed surprised by my offer, but grateful nonetheless. They explained that Yuri was involved in an important case and that her sudden disappearance had caused great concern. They handed me a photo of Yuri and asked me to keep an eye out for her while they continued their search. As I studied the photograph, a wave of familiarity washed over me. Memories of a girl with long, dark hair and a passion for literature flooded my mind. It finally clicked. Yuri was a fellow member of the literature club, someone I had befriended and shared countless conversations with. Determined, I looked up at the camera-headed men. "I know her," I proclaimed, a sense of purpose rising within me. "Yuri is my friend. I'll do everything I can to find her and bring her back safely." With newfound determination, I joined forces with the camera-headed men, embarking on a thrilling and mysterious journey to locate Yuri. Little did I know, this adventure would not only test our resilience but also reveal secrets far ...
Oct 16, 2023 at 11:27 PM EDT — 1 turn United States, Michigan fiction fanfiction toxic View full conversation
USER: [told from Natsuki's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (I woke up in a large city. It looks a little like mine. However, when I looked around, a bunch of strange men with what looked like cameras for heads were surrounding me - and they looked...confused? I don't know, it's hard to tell someone's facial expression if their head's a camera. However, one of the camera-headed men was holding a set of plungers. That's an...unusual weapon.)weapon. The plunger-wielding fellow seemed to be pointing one of the plungers at my head, and was a little more hostile than the others.)
CHATBOT: Natsuki: (panicking) What the heck is going on here? Who are you people? Camera-headed man: (in a robotic voice) Stand still and do not resist. You have been selected for observation. Natsuki: Selected for what? Observation? Are you kidding me? Get away from me! (Camera-headed man forcefully grabs Natsuki's arm, causing her to flinch in pain.) Natsuki: (shouting) Let go of me! What kind of sick game are you playing? (Camera-headed man ignores Natsuki's plea and pulls out a small device, scanning her.) Natsuki: (furiously) I said let go of me, you freak! What do you want from me? (Camera-headed man releases Natsuki's arm and takes a step back, analyzing the scan on the device.) Camera-headed man: (contemplating) Error. Incompatible subject detected. Aborting observation. Natsuki: (confused) Incompatible? What does that even mean? Just leave me alone! (Camera-headed man turns to his companions and speaks in a hushed tone.) Camera-headed man: (whispering) We must find the correct match. The subject is not in alignment with our purpose. Natsuki: (overhearing) Purpose? What are you talking about? Camera-headed man: (ignoring Natsuki) Move on to the next location. Our target must be somewhere nearby. (The camera-headed men swiftly turn around and walk away, leaving Natsuki standing there, bewildered.) Natsuki: (muttering to herself) This is the weirdest thing that has ever happened to me. I need to find a way out of here. (Natsuki starts walking in the opposite direction, desperate to escape the bizarre situation she found herself in.)
Oct 16, 2023 at 11:29 PM EDT — 1 turn United States, Michigan fiction fanfiction View full conversation
USER: [told from Natsuki's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (I woke up in a large city. It looks a little like mine. However, when I looked around, a bunch of strange men with what looked like cameras for heads were surrounding me - and they looked...confused? I don't know, it's hard to tell someone's facial expression if their head's a camera. However, one of the camera-headed men was holding a set of plungers. That's an...unusual weapon. The plunger-wielding fellow seemed to be pointing one of the plungers at my head, and was a little more hostile than the others.)others - and called me...a toilet. What did these guys have against toilets?!)
CHATBOT: I stood there, my heart racing as I tried to make sense of the bizarre situation. "Hey, what's the deal? Why are you calling me a toilet?" I snapped, crossing my arms and glaring at the plunger-wielding man. The camera-headed men exchanged glances, clearly unsure of how to react to my question. Finally, one of them spoke up, his mechanical voice void of any emotion. "You... you are the Toiletonian, the chosen one." "The Toiletonian?" I repeated, feeling a mix of confusion and annoyance. "I have no idea what you're talking about. And why are you all filming me?" The man with the plungers lowered them, his eyes shifting from confusion to surprise. "You mean... you don't know? You have the power to control toilets and their flushing mechanism. You're supposed to save us from the villainous Clog King." I blinked, struggling to keep up with the absurdity of it all. "Flushing... toilets? Are you serious right now? I don't have any superpowers, and I certainly don't want anything to do with toilets!" The camera-headed men seemed disappointed, their excitement fading away. "But... the prophecy... the ancient texts foretold of a teenage girl with the ability to free our world from the clutches of the Clog King," one of them said in a somber tone. I let out an exasperated sigh. "Look, I don't care about your prophecy or ancient texts. I just want to go back home!" Suddenly, a portal appeared before me, shimmering with an otherworldly glow. The camera-headed men gasped, their lenses zooming in on the anomaly. "It's the Portal of Return!" one of them exclaimed with a hint of hope. "Finally, some good news!" I muttered under my breath, stepping closer to the portal. But before I could take another step, the plunger-wielding man grabbed my arm. "Wait! Please reconsider. You have the power to save us all," he pleaded. I shook my head, my determination fueled by the desire to escape this strange world. "Sorry, but I'm just a regular girl. And honestly, your obsession with toilets is really weird. I'm out of here." With a firm tug, I freed myself from the man's grip and dove into the portal, leaving the camera-headed men behind. As the portal closed behind me, I took a moment to collect my thoughts. "What a bizarre adventure that was," I muttered to myself, grateful to be back in familiar surroundings. "I'll definitely have an interesting story to tell my friends at the literature club."
Oct 16, 2023 at 11:33 PM EDT — 1 turn United States, Michigan fiction View full conversation
USER: [told from Natsuki's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (I woke up in a large city. It looks a little like mine. However, when I looked around, a bunch of strange men with what looked like cameras for heads were surrounding me - and they looked...confused? I don't know, it's hard to tell someone's facial expression if their head's a camera. However, one of the camera-headed men was holding a set of plungers. That's an...unusual weapon. The plunger-wielding fellow seemed to be pointing one of the plungers at my head, and was a little more hostile than the others - and called me...a toilet.me a toilet, which he said was "an enemy of the alliance". What did these guys have against toilets?!)
CHATBOT: I quickly stepped back, my heart racing as I tried to make sense of the situation. "W-What's going on here? Why are you calling me a toilet?" I demanded, my voice trembling with a mix of confusion and fear. The plunger-wielding man didn't respond at first, instead, he exchanged puzzled glances with the other camera-headed individuals. Finally, one of them stepped forward, trying to explain, "We apologize for the misunderstanding. You see, we come from a parallel dimension where toilets are considered the ultimate evil, and we are the Toilet Defenders Alliance. Our mission is to rid our world of these monstrous entities." I furrowed my brows in disbelief. "Wait, you're telling me that you see me as... a toilet?" I couldn't wrap my head around it. I mean, I had been mistaken for many things before, but never a toilet! The camera-headed man nodded earnestly. "Yes, that's correct. But you don't look like an ordinary toilet. You appear to be a living, breathing one. We must neutralize you to protect our dimensions!" Fear and frustration welled up inside me. "Are you serious?! I'm not a toilet! I'm a human being!" I raised my voice, hoping to make them understand. "Look, I have thoughts, feelings, and emotions just like any other person!" The plunger-wielding man seemed hesitant, his plungers slightly trembling in his hands. "We're sorry, miss. We didn't mean to cause any harm. It's just that... our world has been overrun by evil toilets, and we've been trying to eradicate them for years. We mistook you for one of them because of your appearance." I sighed, realizing that reasoning with them might be difficult. "Look, I don't know anything about your parallel dimension or your toilet problems, but I assure you, I am not your enemy. I want to find a way back to my own world." The camera-headed men exchanged another round of puzzled glances before the plunger-wielder finally spoke up. "Perhaps... if you can prove that you're not a threat, we might be able to help you find your way back home." Relief washed over me, and I nodded eagerly. "Yes, please. I just want to go back to where I belong." As we started to search for a solution, I couldn't help but wonder how I ended up in this parallel dimension. But for now, my priority was to convince them that I was not a toilet and that I meant no harm. Little did I know, this strange encounter would lead to unexpected friendships and an unforgettable adventure in a world where toilets were the ultimate enemy.
Oct 16, 2023 at 11:35 PM EDT — 1 turn United States, Michigan fiction fanfiction View full conversation
USER: [told from Natsuki's point of view, there would be dialogue in this story:] (I woke up in a large city. It looks a little like mine. However, when I looked around, a bunch of strange men with what looked like cameras for heads were surrounding me - and they looked...confused? I don't know, it's hard to tell someone's facial expression if their head's a camera. However, one of the camera-headed men was holding a set of plungers. That's an...unusual weapon. The plunger-wielding fellow seemed to be pointing one of the plungers at my head, and was a little more hostile than the others - and called me a toilet, which he said was "an enemy of the alliance". And that they heard some sort of song coming from my direction, and they said that this song was often sung by these toilets. What did these guys have against toilets?!)
CHATBOT: I quickly sized up the situation, trying to make sense of the bizarre scene unfolding before me. These camera-headed men were clearly not from around here, and their hostility was both confusing and alarming. "Hey, what's your problem?" I barked at the plunger-wielding man, my voice laced with both annoyance and curiosity. "Why are you calling me a toilet? And what's this alliance you're talking about?" The man's camera head swiveled towards me, and a distorted voice responded, "You're not fooling anyone, Toilet. We've been tracking the song you're emitting. The toilets always sing it. You're a threat to the alliance, and we won't let you go any further with your dirty business." I staggered back, a mix of disbelief and anger fueling my words. "Dirty business? Are you seriously accusing me, a regular girl, of being a threat? What on earth are you talking about?" The other camera-headed men exchanged anxious glances, but the plunger-wielder kept his weapon trained on me. He continued his rant, oblivious to my protests. "We've had reports of toilets infiltrating different dimensions, using their songs to control and manipulate innocent people. We cannot allow you to continue spreading your influence." Angrily, I folded my arms across my chest. "Look, bud, I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm not a toilet, and I certainly have no intention of infiltrating any dimensions or controlling people. Can you just let me go?" The man's camera face twisted into a sneer. "Nice try, Toilet. But you won't fool us. We're taking you in for questioning. Maybe then you'll admit your true identity and the extent of your evil deeds." I clenched my fists, frustration bubbling up inside me. These guys were clearly delusional, seeing enemies where none existed. I needed to find a way to escape their grip and get back to the familiar comforts of my own city. But for now, I had to play along. "Fine," I spat out, forcing a false compliance. "Take me wherever you want, but you'll see that you've got it all wrong. I'm not a toilet, and I haven't done anything wrong." As they surrounded me, their cameras whirring and clicking like an army of mechanical insects, I vowed to myself that I would find a way to prove my innocence. But first, I had to find out who these strange camera-headed men were, and why they had such a misguided vendetta against toilets.