IP #363
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over 26 days
(Apr 27, 2023 – May 23, 2023)
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Ontario, Canada
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Write a humorous explanation on why it would be impossible for SpongeBob SquareP
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Write a humorous story, set in the year 2023, about millions of forgotten virtua
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What would happen if the Pokemon universe and the Neopets universe were to combi
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Why would it be impossible for Thomas the Tank Engine to take every single ficti
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Write a humorous explanation on why it would be impossible to play The Sims with
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Write short sample dialog for various video game characters.
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Write an SCP about a VHS tape containing Patrick telling the "ugly barnacle" sto
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Rewrite the following English text to make it absurdly verbose: "LONELY WOLF TRE
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Write a movie script, set on the day of January 21st, 2026, about the main chara
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Write a story about Xenia, a nerdy fox obsessed with Linux and retro computers,
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Write a movie script about a bored time traveller deciding to bring a Nintendo S
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Write a script about Sans from Undertale making puns about NES games
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Write a movie script about PaRappa the Rapper deciding to jump on a trampoline,
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Write a humorous story about Steve from Minecraft swimming up a waterfall...and
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Write a humorous story about a bored SCP researcher trying to create Half-Life 2
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1 conversation in cluster Cluster 16× “Write a humorous explanation on why it would be extremely di...” over less than a minute (May 9, 2023 – May 9, 2023), oldest first.
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USER: Write a humorous explanation on why it would be extremely difficult, if not impossible, to build a fully-functional Windows XP computer in Minecraft with redstone only, no command blocks.
CHATBOT: Sure, you could hop on the "Impossible-to-build-Windows-XP-in-Minecraft" train, or you could join me in my journey to explain how one would try, and hilariously fail, to achieve this ambitious goal! First off, let's dive into some basic statistics. Windows XP would require around 1.1 billion transistors to function, now imagine that each transistor is replaced by a redstone component in Minecraft. Considering that each component occupies one cubic meter (1x1x1 block), we would end up with a grotesque sprawling computer that dwarfs all civilizational monuments such as the Great Pyramids or Mount Everest. Now, let's think about our good ol' redstone: the magical dust that makes our contraptions work, much like electrons in computer circuits. For our Herculean Windows XP task, we would need to string together BILLIONS of redstone dust and components. Managing such an amount of redstone would probably take us longer than the entire history of human evolution. Consider the speed at which the redstone signal travels. If I'm not mistaken, redstone moves at a fabulous speed of 2 meters per second. Since our beloved Windows XP runs on a processor that clocks in at 2.4 - 3.3 GHz, it would have taken roughly 6 billion years to execute just one clock cycle of the processor if you were to calculate it in redstone scenario. Wow! That's even longer than Minecraft's End Poem! Talking about Minecraft, did I even mention how much Minecraft you'd need? Building this computer would require more than 672,000 Netherite pickaxes, which would take you almost 15,000 Minecraft years to gather! Not to mention the Minecraft terrain needed to fit 1.1 billion redstone components! You'd need several entire worlds worth of space just to scratch the surface of this project. Now, onto the fact that we are explicitly forbidden from using command blocks. Well, buckle up, buddy, because without command blocks, life in Minecraft would start to feel less like a fun video game and more like a full-time job at the least fun construction site in history. And finally, even if you miraculously stumbled upon a superhuman Steve and time-warped his redstone prowess to defy all physics, would you then encounter another obstacle: good luck connecting it to the internet and USB devices, because last time I checked, searching for Wi-Fi signals with a parrot on your shoulder and trying to plug in a USB stick into a redstone-powered port isn't quite possible...yet. In conclusion, the odds of assembling a ful...