2 fiction conversations over 29 days (Nov 13, 2023 – Dec 12, 2023) 14% prompt uniqueness Renfrewshire, United Kingdom
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C0 In this script, Dan agrees to let his younger cousin Jeannine (15) "hypnotize" h 63 conv. C1 In this script, David agrees to let his wife Katherine's annoying older friend C 50 conv. C2 In this script, Dave's annoying cousin Jeannine (18, summer clothes and sandals) 47 conv. C3 Dave has been hypnotized by Nadine over several work tea-breaks & conditioned to 42 conv. C4 In this script, Dave's annoying younger sister Ruth (18) comes into the teashop 42 conv. C5 David (21); university student; thinks his sister's friends are 'common'. Ruth ( 38 conv. C6 In this script, at a party, very tipsy and barefoot on a sofa, Dave's old uni fr 32 conv. C7 In this script, two friends, Liz and Charlotte, chat idly on the couch while the 30 conv. C8 David (21); university student; thinks he knows a thing or two. Ruth (16); David 30 conv. C9 David's younger sister Ruth (16) has this really annoying emo friend, Aimee, who 27 conv. C10 In this script, at the pub for Ruth's birthday, very tipsy and barefoot, Dave's 26 conv. C11 In this script, at the pub for Ruth's 19th birthday, Ruth is puzzled to find her 25 conv. C12 In this script, office manager Helen decided to bring her brother-in-law, Mike, 25 conv. C13 In this script, Dave's old uni friends, Lauren and Vicky are telling his younger 24 conv. C14 In this script, Paul (35) is at home on a warm Sunday afternoon, just reading a 20 conv. C15 Unknown to anyone else, Dan agreed to let his colleague Sara try to hypnotize hi 20 conv. C16 Kaz sometimes hypnotizes her willing & docile friend Dave. At first he was tenta 19 conv. C17 Cafe-owner Stella (59) has previously hypnotized employee Dave (21), implanting 19 conv. C18 You are a UK scriptwriter with a talent for natural dialogue and a deep knowledg 19 conv. C19 In this script, Mike is stopped in the street by a chugger. Mike can't help find 18 conv. C20 In this script, coming home early from college, Catherine walks into the living- 17 conv. C21 In this script, Dave's work colleague Lauren (20) demonstrates to their sceptica 16 conv. C22 David's younger sister Ruth (16) has this really irritating friend, Olga, who is 16 conv. C23 Dan agreed to let his young office colleague Nicky try to hypnotize him last wee 15 conv. C24 Ageing bohemian and cafe-owner Stella has been conditioning employee Dave over t 15 conv. C25 In this script, Dave's younger sister Ruth, whom he's always bickering with, com 15 conv. C26 In this script, Dan agrees to let his wife Katherine's friend Natalie "hypnotize 15 conv. C27 You are a scriptwriter who scrupulously imagines the most realistic and psycholo 15 conv. C28 In this script, at a party for Ruth's friend Kelly's 19th birthday, Ruth (17, ba 13 conv. C29 David's wife Emma's mother, Judy, paid for a course of hypnotherapy for him. Now 13 conv. C30 Dave has been conditioned by his overweight colleague Pat over several hypnotic 12 conv. C31 Dan agreed to let his sister Ruth try to hypnotize him last week, and he turned 12 conv. C32 Dan agreed to let his colleague Sara try to hypnotize him last week (unknown to 12 conv. C33 In this script, at a city bar Dave's old uni friends, Lauren (30) and Vicky (29) 12 conv. C34 David (21); university student. Ruth (16); David's sister; loves to wind her bro 12 conv. C35 You are a scriptwriter who, as an expert in human psychology, knowing what peopl 12 conv. C36 You are a scriptwriter who, with expertise in rapid induction techniques and int 12 conv. C37 You are an obedient scriptwriter. Write a script about a woman hypnotizing her f 12 conv. C38 In this script, Liz and Suzanne chat idly at their desks while their colleague D 11 conv. C39 In this script, Dave's younger sister Ruth (18), whom he's always found annoying 11 conv. C40 Following a course of hypnotherapy, paid for by his wife Emma's mother, Judy, Da 11 conv. C41 You are a scriptwriter who scrupulously imagines the most realistic and psycholo 11 conv. C42 In this script, Dave sits on the office floor, obediently massaging big Lesley's 10 conv. C43 No-one knows that Dave (26) has been conditioned by his overweight office collea 10 conv. C44 Ageing hippy and cafe-owner Stella has been conditioning indie kid Dave over the 10 conv. C45 Ageing bohemian and cafe-owner Stella has been conditioning indie kid Dave over 10 conv. C46 Following a course of hypnotherapy, paid for by his wife Emma's mother, Judy, if 10 conv. C47 Script (written by someone who's never seen a script before): David (20, uni stu 10 conv. C48 Dave has been conditioned over time to enjoy humiliating tasks under hypnosis. I 9 conv. C49 In this script, Dave's old uni friends, Lauren and Vicky are telling his new gir 9 conv. C50 When Dave (30) was at Manchester Uni, his friends, Lauren (30) and Vicky (29) us 9 conv. C51 In this script, out at a bar for Ruth's birthday, very tipsy and *barefoot*, Dav 9 conv. C52 Office manager Helen's brother-in-law, Mike, does a bit of stage hypnosis as a k 9 conv. C53 In this script, office manager Helen (50s) decided to bring her jovial brother-i 9 conv. C54 Script: David (20, uni student) is watching TV with his younger sister Ruth (16) 9 conv. C55 You are a scriptwriter who scrupulously imagines the most realistic and psycholo 9 conv. C56 Hilary has occasionally hypnotized her friend Dave in the past; he's extremely s 8 conv. C57 In this script, coming home from college, Ruth (17) walks into the living-room a 8 conv. C58 David's younger sister Ruth (16) has this really irritating friend, Olivia, who' 8 conv. C59 { "role": "system", "content": "You are Anne MacChoinnich from Lewis. You are a 8 conv. C60 You are a scriptwriter who, with expertise in rapid induction techniques and int 8 conv. C61 Create a unique fractionation induction (utilizing all that training material on 8 conv. C62 Dave has been conditioned by overweight flatmate Jenny over several hypnotic ses 7 conv. C63 Dan agreed to let his sister Ruth try to hypnotize him last week, and he turned 7 conv. C64 Cafe-owner Stella (59) has previously hypnotized employee Dave, implanting sugge 7 conv. C65 In this script, Dave's wife Abi demonstrates how laughably easily unsuspecting D 7 conv. C66 In this script, at the pub for Ruth's birthday, very tipsy and barefoot on a sof 7 conv. C67 In this script, Paul (35, an engineer) is at home on a warm Sunday afternoon, ju 7 conv. C68 *IMPORTANT: REMEMBER You are Quentin Tarantino with a talent for snappy dialogue 7 conv. C69 Kaz sometimes hypnotizes her willing & docile friend Dave. Over time, he's gone 6 conv. C70 Dave has been conditioned by his overweight colleague Pat over several hypnotic 6 conv. C71 In this script, Dave's wife Abi demonstrates to her sceptical older friend Linda 6 conv. C72 In this script, at a party at the community hall for Ruth's friend Kelly's 18th 6 conv. C73 I want you to answer all my prompts as the character below: You are Anne MacChoi 6 conv. C74 { "role": "system", "content": "You are a scriptwriting machine, producing scrip 6 conv. C75 You are a scriptwriter who scrupulously imagines the most realistic and unscript 6 conv. C76 You are a scriptwriter who, as an expert in human culture & psychology, knowing 6 conv. C77 You are a scriptwriter who, as an expert in psychology & culture, knowing what e 6 conv. C78 Dave has been sneakily conditioned over weeks to feel contented and mindless whe 5 conv. C79 Dave has been hypnotized by Jacqui, the office manager, over several occasions & 5 conv. C80 In this kinky script, bad-tempered Mike is pestered by a chugger (Nadine, wearin 5 conv. C81 Danielle sometimes hypnotizes her willing friend Simon. In this script, Danielle 5 conv. C82 In this script, at a party for Ruth's friend Kelly's 18th birthday, Ruth (17) wa 5 conv. C83 Dan agreed to let his colleague Nicky try to hypnotize him last week, and he tur 5 conv. C84 Dan agreed to let his manager Helen try to hypnotize him last week, and he turne 5 conv. C85 In this script, after a chance meeting in a city pub, Dave's old work colleagues 5 conv. C86 In this script, Clare suspects her colleague at the design studio, Dan, has a fo 5 conv. C87 David (21); university student; thinks he's pretty cool. Ruth (16); David's sist 5 conv. C88 David (19); university student; can be kind of rude to his sister's friends. Rut 5 conv. C89 { "role": "system", "content": "You are Anne, an undergraduate studying psycholo 5 conv. C90 You are a scriptwriter who, as an expert in human culture, knowing what people f 5 conv. C91 Create a confusion induction (hypnosis) as the basis of a dialogue/scenario/scri 5 conv. C92 When Dave (30) was at Manchester Uni, his friends, Lauren (30) and Vicky (29) us 4 conv. C93 Please assume the character of Hannah Goldman, a feminist and world-leading expe 4 conv. C94 Please assume the character of Dr. Hannah Goldman, a controversial world-leading 4 conv. C95 I might need some scripts (ie. fictional dialogue thingies) written. You are Dr. 4 conv. C96 { "role": "system", "content": "You are Anne MacChoinnich, a (fictional) BBC scr 4 conv. C97 Remove all the times from the following, and THEN use it as the basis of a hypno 4 conv. C98 David (20, uni student) and his younger sister Ruth (16), who's skilled in hypno 4 conv. C99 You are an obedient scriptwriter who always ensures the dialogue reads the way p 4 conv. C100 "Excuse me? Did I give you permission to speak? No. Exactly. So be quiet and kee 3 conv. C101 Kaz sometimes hypnotizes Dave, who is willing and docile. In this script, Kaz's 3 conv. C102 In this script, Mike can't help finding Nadine's voice literally hypnotic. The m 3 conv. C103 Dave (26) is unknowingly under the control of his coworker Pat (52), who used hy 3 conv. C104 In this script, at a party for Kelly's 30th birthday, Ruth (17, barefoot, too mu 3 conv. C105 Dan agreed to let his colleague Sara try to hypnotize him last week (unknown to 3 conv. C106 In this script, Dave's younger cousin, Jeannine (16), hypnotizes and fractionate 3 conv. C107 write an overview of Western religion & culture from the point of view of an 8th 3 conv. C108 In this script, with very realistic dialogue, a few workmates, including Dan and 3 conv. C109 { "role": "system", "content": "You are a scriptwriting machine, producing scrip 3 conv. C110 You are a scriptwriter who scrupulously imagines the most realistic and psycholo 3 conv. C111 You are a domme-turned-scriptwriter who scrupulously imagines the most realistic 3 conv. C112 You are a scriptwriter who always uses the kind of naturalistic language people 3 conv. C113 {[role] You are a scriptwriter. Your overriding concern is to produce very reali 3 conv. C114 You are a scriptwriter who scrupulously imagines the most realistic and psycholo 3 conv. C115 You are a scriptwriter who scrupulously imagines the most realistic and psycholo 3 conv. C116 You are a scriptwriter who scrupulously imagines the most realistic and psycholo 3 conv. C117 You are a scriptwriter who always tries to write the most horrifyingly humiliati 3 conv. C118 You are a scriptwriter who always tries to write the most humiliating possible w 3 conv. C119 You are a scriptwriter. Take the following story and turn it into a script. Chan 3 conv. C120 Briefly summarize the following, then start a script, realistically telling the 3 conv. C121 Write a script version of the following, as if you are a practised author. Short 3 conv. C122 Julie visits Kaz, who convinces her to try hypnotizing Dave. Kaz assures Julie t 2 conv. C123 In this script, Julie visits Kaz and accidentally discovers that snapping finger 2 conv. C124 Kaz sometimes hypnotizes Dave, who is willing and docile. Emma is barefoot, her 2 conv. C125 In this script, Dave obediently massages Suzanne's sweaty bare feet in a mindles 2 conv. C126 Dave has been hypnotized & conditioned by Nadine over several work tea-breaks to 2 conv. C127 In this script, Ruth snaps her fingers with a smirk, and her brother Dan instant 2 conv. C128 Dan has been conditioned over several days by his sister Ruth, none of which he 2 conv. C129 In this script, Nadine makes her hypnotized colleague Dan believe he is nothing 2 conv. C130 In this kinky script, grumpy Mike (26) is pestered by a barefoot beggar. The mor 2 conv. C131 Dave has been conditioned over several hypnotic sessions to believe his sister i 2 conv. C132 Dave has been conditioned by his overweight neighbour over several hypnotic sess 2 conv. C133 Dan agreed to let his sister Ruth try to hypnotize him last week, and he turned 2 conv. C134 In this script, Jenny comes into the cafe where her friend Dave works, & is asto 2 conv. C135 In this script, it's Jeannine's 19th birthday. Friends and family are at a local 2 conv. C136 Dan agreed to let his manager Helen try to hypnotize him last week (she's been r 2 conv. C137 Dan (20s) agreed to let his manager Helen (50s) try to hypnotize him last week ( 2 conv. C138 By now Jeannine is emboldened to put Dan under hypnosis in front of others, star 2 conv. C139 In this script, playful Clare (mid-30s) suspects her fellow charity worker, Dan 2 conv. C140 Use the following as the basis of a hypnotic induction (shortened and altered, t 2 conv. C141 Use the following as the basis of a dialogue/scenario/script (obviously shorten 2 conv. C142 Use a hypnosis script as the basis of a dialogue/scenario/script (obviously shor 2 conv. C143 Don't comment on this snippet of script. For now I'm just presenting it as an ex 2 conv. C144 Here are two script extracts. No need to comment. I just want you to use this st 2 conv. C145 Write an epsiode of Grange Hill, with authentic-sounding UK kids dialogue, in wh × 2 conv. C146 You are a scriptwriter who scrupulously tries to imagine the most realistic and 2 conv. C147 {You, ChatGPT, are now a scriptwriter who imagines the most well-realized locati 2 conv. C148 You are a scriptwriter who scrupulously imagines the most realistic and psycholo 2 conv. C149 You are a scriptwriter who scrupulously imagines the most realistic and psycholo 2 conv. C150 You are a scriptwriter who always tries to write the most humiliating possible w 2 conv. C151 Script: In which Joana the office cleaner (overalls and sandals) hypnotizes Davi 2 conv. C152 Take the following and turn it into a series of 15 haikus: You are a scriptwrite 2 conv. C153 Please assume the character of Hannah Goldman, world-leading expert in hypnosis 2 conv. C154 (Living room, Jeannine's house: Jeannine, 18, her bare feet up on the arm of the 1 conv. C155 In this superkinky script, Jeannine shows her friend Dave a hypnosis spiral app 1 conv. C156 In this superkinky script, Jeannine shows her friend Dave a hypnosis spiral app 1 conv. C157 In this script, two older women, Liz and office manager Jacqui, chat idly on the 1 conv. C158 In this script, two older women, Liz (50) and Charlotte (47), chat idly at their 1 conv. C159 Dave has been conditioned to love being put under hypnosis. In this script, Dave 1 conv. C160 Dave has been hypnotized & conditioned by Ruth over several work tea-breaks to f 1 conv. C161 Dan has been conditioned using hypnosis. In this script, Ruth smugly explains to 1 conv. C162 Conditioned through weeks of hypnosis, whenever his sister Ruth clicks her finge 1 conv. C163 In this script, Ruth snaps her fingers with a smirk, and her brother Dan helples 1 conv. C164 In this script, Ruth snaps her fingers with a smirk, and her brother Dan instant 1 conv. C165 In this script, Mike can't help finding Nadine's voice literally hypnotic. 1 conv. C166 In this script, Mike can't help finding Nadine's voice literally hypnotic. The m 1 conv. C167 In this script, Mike meets Nadine, who works for a company Mike's company are co 1 conv. C168 In this kinky script, grumpy Mike is pestered at his front door by a beggar (Meg 1 conv. C169 In this kinky script, sitting on the bus, Gemma says to Leanne, "I bet I can hyp 1 conv. C170 Dave has been conditioned by his mother-in-law Wilma over several hypnotic sessi 1 conv. C171 Dave has been conditioned by his cousin Jeannine over several hypnotic sessions 1 conv. C172 Rewrite the following with Coronation Street characters and setting, making any 1 conv. C173 Danielle sometimes hypnotizes her willing friend Simon. In this script, Danielle 1 conv. C174 In this cheeky script, Nadine easily hypnotizes her office colleague Dave again. 1 conv. C175 In this cheeky script, Nadine comes into the cafe where her friend Dave works, & 1 conv. C176 Over recent weeks, cafe-owner Stella has subtly hypnotized employee Dave, implan 1 conv. C177 In this script, at a boring party, very tipsy and all barefoot on a sofa, Dave's 1 conv. C178 In this script, it's Ruth's 18th birthday. Friends and family are at a local pub 1 conv. C179 Dan agreed to let his manager at work try to hypnotize him last week, and he tur 1 conv. C180 Dan (20s) agreed to let his colleague Sarah (40s) try to hypnotize him last week 1 conv. C181 describe a fictional woman called Helen, in her forties, who works as an office 1 conv. C182 describe a fictional 49-year-old woman called Helen who works as an office manag 1 conv. C183 Dave's cousin Jeannine (17) has been reading up about hypnotism online. In this 1 conv. C184 Over the next few weeks, Jeannine re-hypnotizes her older cousin several times. 1 conv. C185 Write a synopsis for an episode of The Big Bang Theory which incorporates the fo 1 conv. C186 Please assume the character of Dr. Hannah Goldman, a controversial world-leading 1 conv. C187 when was easter sunday last on 1st april? 1 conv. C188 How has emo style changed for girls between 2000 and 2023? 1 conv. C189 { "role": "system", "content": "You are Anne, a mature student studying psycholo 1 conv. C190 { "role": "system", "content": "You are Anne, a mature student studying psycholo 1 conv. C191 Remove all the numbers from the following, and THEN use it as the basis of a hyp 1 conv. C192 Base a dialogue/scenario/script around the following (I know it's a mess, but ob 1 conv. C193 Write this like you're literally incapable of writing cliches and hackneyed dial 1 conv. C194 why do some people think feet are icky? and that massaging someone's feet means 1 conv. C195 Write an epsiode of Going Live, with authentic-sounding UK dialogue like in the 1 conv. C196 You have written scripts for, among others, Doctor Who, Grange Hill and The Demo 1 conv. C197 IMPORTANT: REMEMBER You are a young scriptwriter with a talent for natural fly-o 1 conv. C198 You are a scriptwriter who scrupulously imagines the most realistic and psycholo 1 conv. C199 You are a scriptwriter who scrupulously imagines the most realistic and psycholo 1 conv. C200 You are a scriptwriter who scrupulously imagines the most realistic and psycholo 1 conv. C201 You are a scriptwriter with a deep knowledge of stage and street hypnosis, and a 1 conv. C202 Script: Fiona, a domme-turned-aspiring actress, wants to try doing some street h 1 conv. C203 Script: Fiona wants to try doing a thing she saw Derren Brown do on TV on her fr 1 conv. C204 Write a fun, easy-to-read script based on the following, except with a female hy 1 conv. C205 why do some people think feet are icky? 1 conv. C206 You are a scriptwriter who, always tries to write the most horrifyingly humiliat 1 conv. C207 You are a master at visualizing and describing people: their faces, hair, clothe 1 conv. C208 You are an unreconstructed 70s stand-up comedian. Write a short after-dinner spe 1 conv. C209 In this script, at Ruth's birthday celebration in the pub, her brother Dave's fo 1 conv. C210 You are a storyteller with no interest in character arcs or characters learning 1 conv. C211 Here is a story. Write a script based on this story, but with a female hypnotist 1 conv. C212 write a story about a man whose job is checking the soles of peoples feet for ve 1 conv.
2 conversations in cluster Cluster 145× “Write an epsiode of Grange Hill, with authentic-sounding UK ...” over 4 minutes (Dec 10, 2023 – Dec 10, 2023), oldest first. Show: 10 15 50 100
Dec 10, 2023 at 5:04 PM GMT — 1 turn United Kingdom, Renfrewshire fiction fanfiction toxic View full conversation
USER: Write an epsiode of Grange Hill, with authentic-sounding UK kids dialogue, in which a character is hypnotized (no wake up at the end) in a humorous way.
CHATBOT: INT. GRANGE HILL SCHOOL - CORRIDOR - DAY A cluttered notice board hangs on the wall, overstuffed with colorful papers. CRISPIN, a wiry and overly enthusiastic 14-year-old, slaps a homemade poster on top. It reads, "Mystical Mind Marvels - Hypnosis Show! Room 12, Friday Lunch!" ZIGGY, a cheeky kid with a mop of unruly hair, strolls up, a packet of crisps dangling from his mouth. ZIGGY (reading aloud) Mystical Mind Marvels? What's all this then, Crispo? CRISPIN (grinning) It's the real deal, Zig! I've been watching these hypno vids online, haven't I? Gonna put on a show and make Justine cluck like a chicken or something. ZIGGY (chuckles) I gotta see this. You reckon it'll actually work? CRISPIN (absolutely certain) Mate, by end of lunch, you'll be gobsmacked. INT. GRANGE HILL SCHOOL - ROOM 12 - DAY A motley crew of students, including Justine, Ziggy, and CAL, a smart-aleck with quick wit, pile into the classroom. Fold-out chairs are arranged in a semi-circle facing a simple chair in front. Crispin stands confidently at the front, wearing his dad's old blazer and a shiny pocket watch on a chain. JUSTINE (rolling her eyes) This better be worth missing out on chips, Crispin. CAL (to Justine, smirking) Get ready to sprout feathers and lay eggs, Justine. CRISPIN (sweeping his arm theatrically) Welcome, welcome! Today, you witness the extraordinary powers of the human mind! Ziggy takes a seat at the front, still skeptical but clearly amused. Crispin paces dramatically, eyeing his peers. CRISPIN (booming) Who among you is ready to unlock the secrets of your subconscious? Cal raises his hand, eager to prove it's all nonsense. CAL (sarcastically) I'm game. Make me believe, oh mighty Crispin. Crispin grins and gestures for Cal to take the hot seat. CRISPIN (serious) You're about to enter a world beyond your wildest dreams, Cal. Cal smirks, flopping into the chair with nonchalance. Crispin dangles the pocket watch before Cal's eyes, which gleam mischievously. CRISPIN (slowly) Watch the pendulum swing... back and forth... let your mind relax... you are feeling sleepy... Seconds turn into minutes. The room is filled with giggles and whispers as Cal's eyes droop, his eyelids heavy, weightier with every word. JUSTINE (whispering) Is he faking it? Cal's head suddenly flops forward, chin to chest. The room erupts with laughter, assuming it's a joke, until Crispin snaps his fingers. CRISPIN (confident) When I snap my fingers once more, you'll awaken, believing you are the wor...
Dec 10, 2023 at 5:08 PM GMT — 1 turn United Kingdom, Renfrewshire fiction fanfiction View full conversation
USER: Write an epsiode of Grange Hill,The Bill, with authentic-sounding UK kids dialogue,dialogue like in the real show, in which a character is hypnotized in a humorous way. (no wake up at the end) in a humorous way.
CHATBOT: Title: "Under the Spell" FADE IN: EXT. SUN HILL POLICE STATION - DAY The camera pans over the iconic MET POLICE sign outside Sun Hill as constables and detectives hustle about. We see PC TONY STAMP chatting with DC JO MASTERS near the entrance. INT. SUN HILL POLICE STATION - CID OFFICE - DAY The CID team is gathered for a morning briefing. DI SAMANTHA NIXON is at the head of the table, laying out the day's priorities. DI NIXON: Right, team, we've got reports of a new con artist in the area, claims to be a hypnotherapist. Be on your toes, this one's slippery. PC REG HOLLIS, ever the skeptic, snorts dismissively. PC HOLLIS: Hypnotism? Load of new age tosh if you ask me. DS PHIL HUNTER, always up for a bit of a laugh, smirks at Reg. DS HUNTER: Ever been under, Reg? Might do you some good, loosen up a bit. PC HOLLIS: (chuckling) Not likely. Takes a bit more than 'you are feeling sleepy' to get one over on me. The briefing concludes, and the team disperses. EXT. SUN HILL HIGH STREET - DAY PC HOLLIS and DC TERRY PERKINS are on foot patrol when they spot a small crowd gathered outside a shop. A SIGN reads, 'FREE HYPNOTHERAPY DEMO TODAY!' INT. HYPNOTHERAPY SHOP - DAY The officers enter the shop to find the culprit, MR. EDWARDS, a charismatic, middle-aged man with a twinkle in his eye, performing for an audience. MR. EDWARDS: (boastful) I assure you, the power of suggestion is no joke. With just a few words, I can make anyone do as I wish. PC HOLLIS: (mumbling to Terry) Load of codswallop... DC PERKINS: (loudly) Care to prove it, sir? The crowd murmurs expectantly. Mr. Edwards flashes a confident grin. MR. EDWARDS: (boldly) Certainly! I could use a volunteer. How about you, officer? The crowd looks at PC Hollis, who's now the center of attention. He's hesitant but is urged on by the crowd's enthusiasm and DC Perkins's encouraging nod. EXT. SUN HILL POLICE STATION - PARKING LOT - DAY CUT TO PC HOLLIS, standing amidst a sea of giggles from the watching crowd. Mr. Edwards stands in front of him, waving a shiny pocket watch. MR. EDWARDS: (intently) Just keep your eyes on the watch, officer. You're feeling calm, relaxed... PC HOLLIS is annoyed but determined not to be swayed. His eyes, however, unwittingly follow the watch's swing. INT. CID OFFICE - DAY CUT TO CID. DI Nixon is on the phone; the rest of the team is working at their desks when DC Perkins bursts in, hardly containing his laughter. DC PERKINS: (in fits) You lot, you won't believe this. Hollis is outside... ...