CHATBOT: Ladies and gentlemen, have you heard about this phenomenon sweeping the basements and back rooms of the world? It's called anti-woke nerd culture. Oh yeah, because nothing says "rebellion" like a group of folks, fiercely defending their right to play video games without historical accuracy or inclusion of any kind. You know, because when I'm storming the beaches of Normandy in my PJ's, I want to make sure it's just like the good ol' days--completely devoid of reality. Anti-woke nerds! These are the guys--and let's face it, it's mostly guys--who insist their comic book movies be free of any characters that might suggest the world isn't comprised solely of straight, white men who know a disturbing amount about the tensile strength of Spider-Man's webbing. Because heaven forbid Spider-Man should swing through a city that looks like, you know... a city! Now, don't get me wrong, I love a good space opera where the science is as fictional as the concept of a well-adjusted troll, but these anti-woke nerds are pissed, man! They're tired of their favorite mediums getting all "politically correct" or as we used to call it before the marketing guys got a hold of the term, "not being a complete asshole." And video games! Oh Lord, the video games! These folks want to make sure that when they're playing a hyper-realistic murder simulator, that they don't see anything that challenges their worldview. We can't have strong women and people of color running around like they own the place... which is, you know, the place where they actually do live and have lives. Because God forbid your war game have a female soldier. "That's not historically accurate," they cry, as they respawn for the fifteenth time after being taken out by a sniper, while eating Cheetos and getting tangled in their headset cord. Yeah, historical accuracy is super important when you're healing from gunshot wounds by hiding behind a wooden crate for 10 seconds. It's a funny thing about fantasies--they're all fun and games until somebody tosses in a character that actually looks like the human tapestry. Suddenly, Dark Lord BattleBeard's 27th franchise release must face the greatest peril yet: diversity! No! Not that! Anything but the dark magic of representation! What's even more hilarious is how they moan about "SJWs ruining everything!" while actively campaigning online to protect their right to have zero character development beyond, "You see the bulge in his armor? That's how you know it's a guy." But h...