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(Jun 23, 2023 – Jun 23, 2023)
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USER: Write a humorous story about a group of bored SCP researchers attempting to use SCP-914 to create a real character out of every fictional character ever created by filling it with microSD cards filled with information on every character ever, and a single piece of paper saying something like "use these to create a single real individual who is a combination of every single character ever"...but they only end up getting a melted puddle, and an apology letter saying that the puddle was created because all the unique quirks of the characters conflicted with each other too much.
CHATBOT: SCP Foundation Satirical Report Researcher #1: Dr. Gerhard Researcher #2: Dr. Finklesworth Researcher #3: Dr. Paulson Researcher #4: Dr. Nogurtog Subject: SCP-914 experimentation with fiction Date: ##-##-#### Abstract: A group of particularly bored SCP researchers, craving a bit of entertainment, decided to attempt an unauthorized experiment using SCP-914. We hypothesize that if we were to input microSD cards containing information on every fictional character ever created along with a single piece of paper instructing the machine to create a "real individual who is a combination of every single character ever", we would be treated to the most dynamic individual imaginable. The results of the experiment were not as expected. --- Dr. Gerhard: Gentlemen, the cards are in place. Are you ready for the most spectacular show of your lives? Dr. Finklesworth: I cannot fathom how incredibly fantastic this individual will be. The agility of Spider-Man, the cunning of Sherlock Holmes, the bravery of Captain America... Dr. Paulson: And the charm of James Bond? Dr. Nogurtog: Perhaps even the instability of the Joker or the raw strength of the Hulk... Dr. Finklesworth: Alright, SCP-914 is set to "Fine." Here we go! *gleefully shuts the input chamber* *excited murmuring commences* --- *SCP-914 whirrs and clanks as the researchers crowd around the machine in anticipation* Separate output chamber door unlocks with a click. --- Dr. Gerhard: And the moment of truth, gentlemen... *slowly opens the output chamber* Drs. Finklesworth, Paulson, and Nogurtog: *eagerly press up behind Dr. Gerhard to peer into the chamber* Dr. Gerhard: What in the...? *Sitting in the chamber, there is a large puddle of multicolored goo, a faint acrid burning scent, and an envelope* Dr. Finklesworth: Good Heavens! It looks like the aftermath of the Barney Apocalypse! Dr. Paulson: *sniffs* Does anyone smell burnt marshmallows? Dr. Nogurtog: Quickly, the letter! I knew Snape's skill with potions could not be lost in the mix! *Dr. Gerhard picks up the envelope and opens it with trembling fingers, pulling out a single piece of pristine paper.* --- Dr. Gerhard: Ahem. It reads... "Dear SCP Foundation and Friends, We appreciate your enthusiasm in merging every fictional character ever created. However, we regret to inform you that compatibility issues have arisen. What you see before you (the gooey puddle and burnt marshmallow smell) is the result of too many unique characters conflicting with one another. ...