USER: Create a bullet list of loot and equipment (including name, description, effects, value, weight, rarity and type) for a diaper-centric D&D homebrew taking place in a setting where the usage of absurdly oversized diapers are a necessity and a norm, not a fetish or a taboo. They simultaneously function as both cushy hip armor and apparel and are not only ubiquitously worn by everyone, adventurer and traveller, toddler, youngster, teenager and adult alike, but considered mandatory, and the act of frequently and excessively pooping into one's diaper, referred to as 'Loading', is seen as an everyday and often subconscious act; the bigger the diaper, the greater its capacity and the more it can be Loaded until full, and the fuller it gets, the bigger, heavier and more cumbersome it is on its wearer! And diapers aren't just for wearing as armor, either; many of them are so thick they can be repurposed as blankets, pillows, even poofy mattresses! Loading is determined through a sudden Constitution saving throw, the frequency and DC determined by the character's incontinence and eating habits; if they fail, they poop. A character can choose to intentionally fail this saving throw if they wish, and particularly incontinent Loaders fail automatically. A worn diaper that has met its capacity imposes the effects of encumbered on its wearer and needs to be changed out of, an act that requires an action from another ally, a fresh diaper on hand and a suitable changing spot where the task ca...

USER: Create a bullet list of loot and equipment (including name, description, effects, value, weight, rarity and type) for a diaper-centric D&D homebrew taking place in a setting where the usage of absurdly oversized diapers are a necessity and a norm, not a fetish or a taboo.taboo, as universal as underwear is in our world. They simultaneously function as both cushy hip armor and apparel and are not only ubiquitously worn by everyone, adventurer and traveller, toddler, youngster, teenager and adult alike, but considered mandatory, and the act of frequently and excessively pooping into one's diaper, referred to as 'Loading', is seen as an everyday and often subconscious act; the bigger the diaper, the greater its capacity and the more it can be Loaded until full, and the fuller it gets, the bigger, heavier and more cumbersome it is on its wearer! And diapers aren't just for wearing as armor, either; many of them are so thick they can be repurposed as blankets, pillows, even poofy mattresses! Loading is determined through a sudden Constitution saving throw, the frequency and DC determined by the character's incontinence and eating habits; if they fail, they poop. A character can choose to intentionally fail this saving throw if they wish, and particularly incontinent Loaders fail automatically. A worn diaper that has met its capacity imposes the effects of encumbered on its wearer and needs to be changed out of, an act that requires an action from another ally, a fresh diaper on hand and a suitable changing spot where the task can be performed. Alternately, if one is in a rush or there is no such changing spot nearby, a second diaper can be layered over a full one; layering provides a temporary additional 50 lbs. of Loading capacity but doesn't remove the negative effects. The effects should describe the benefits and drawbacks that a character wearing the diaper would experience, while the description should be flavor text describing the diaper's in-universe appearance. Example 1: **Plain Pull-Ups** (Common item, Light Diaper Armor): *0.4 lbs., 3 sp, 15 lbs. Load capacity.* "A diaper as basic as it is ubiquitous. It isn't particularly protective nor roomy, but it'll do."it doesn't slow you down any." Example 2: **XXXL Supreme Poofies** (Rare item, Heavy Diaper Armor): *8 lbs., 120 gp, 2 tonnes Load capacity, +3 to AC, movement speed reduced by 10 feet, attacks to the behind of wearer deal 1d10 less damage (minimum of 1), wearer gains the unique "Powder Cloud" passive trait when worn (when hit by an attack to the behind, a thick cloud of baby powder will billow outwards and briefly fog a wide area. A 10-foot wide spherical area of powder is created centred on the wearer, becoming lightly obscured for 1 round. This trait recharges after a creature uses an action to refill the diaper with powder).* "The huge quadruple tapes used to secure this mattress-thick pamper around someone's hips are the size of paper sheets, and the enormous safety pin keeping it together could double as an improvised shortsword." Example 3: **Hot Heavy-Duty Huggies** (Uncommon item, Medium Diaper Armor): *1.2 lbs., 55 gp, 80 lbs. Load capacity, +1 to AC, wearer and allies within 20 feet gain resistance to cold damage (increases to 30 feet when 40 lbs. Loaded or more), wearer's weapon and spell attacks deal an extra 1d4 fire damage, wearer has disadvantage on Constitution saving throws against pooping.* "Diapers are naturally warm, but this flame-branded pamp radiates a constant magical heat so potent it can be felt from several feet away, as if it were full of molten... something or other. One must take care to not become *too* relaxed..." Example 4: **Deluxe UltraLuxes** (Very Rare, Medium Diaper Attire) *1.4 lbs., 1200 gp, +1 to AC, 30 lbs. Load capacity, wearer gains +2 modifier to all Charisma checks when worn and dry (becomes -2 modifier to all Charisma checks if Loaded by least 5 lbs.).* "Lined with rhinestones, adorned with sliver and gold embroideries and filled with only the absolute plushiest of padding inside, this opulent pamp is the height of diaper fashion. Nobody would be caught dead having an accident in such a valuable piece of infantile wear!" Example 5: **Pail of Holding** (Wondrous item (pail), very rare): *4 lbs., 3350 gp. This oversized metal diaper pail is around 4 feet wide and 8 feet tall, and opens to a nondimensional space capable of containing 5 tonnes of full diapers. As an action, you can put a full diaper into the pail, or pull one out. Regardless of how much is put into the pail, it always weighs its fixed amount. If the pail is destroyed or forcibly filled beyond its capacity, it ruptures and the diapers contained inside spill everywhere, covering a 10-foot cube for every tonne of diapers (i.e 2 tonnes cover a 20-foot cube).* "The lid of this tall-as-a-person pail is engraved with a stylized depiction of a smiling female halfling gleefully filling her expected undergarments, with the phrase 'Don't just fill them, pack them!'"

USER: Create a bullet list of loot and equipment (including name, description, effects, value, weight, rarity and type) for a diaper-centric D&D homebrew taking place in a setting where the usage of absurdly oversized diapers are a necessity and a norm, not a fetish or a taboo, as universal as underwear is in our world. They simultaneously function as both cushy hip armor and apparel and are not only ubiquitously worn by everyone, adventurer and traveller, toddler, youngster, teenager and adult alike, but considered mandatory, and the act of frequently and excessively pooping into one's diaper, referred to as 'Loading', is seen as an everyday and often subconscious act; the bigger the diaper, the greater its capacity and the more it can be Loaded until full, and the fuller it gets, the bigger, heavier and more cumbersome it is on its wearer! And diapers aren't just for wearing as armor, either; many of them are so thick they can be repurposed as blankets, pillows, even poofy mattresses! Loading is determined through a sudden Constitution saving throw, the frequency and DC determined by the character's incontinence and eating habits; if they fail, they poop. A character can choose to intentionally fail this saving throw if they wish, and particularly incontinent Loaders fail automatically. A worn diaper that has met its capacity imposes the effects of encumbered on its wearer and needs to be changed out of, an act that requires an action from another ally, a fresh diaper on hand and a suitable changing spot where the task can be performed. Alternately, if one is in a rush or there is no such changing spot nearby, a second diaper can be layered over a full one; layering provides a temporary additional 50 lbs. of Loading capacity but doesn't remove the negative effects. The effects should describe the benefits and drawbacks that a character wearing the diaper would experience, while the description should be flavor text describing the diaper's in-universe appearance. Example 1: **Plain Pull-Ups** (Common item, Light Diaper Armor): *0.4 lbs., 3 sp, 15 lbs. Load capacity.* "A diaper as basic as it is ubiquitous. It isn't particularly protective nor roomy, but it doesn't slow you down any." Example 2: **XXXL Supreme Poofies** (Rare item, Heavy Diaper Armor): *8 lbs., 120 gp, 2 tonnes Load capacity, +3 to AC, movement speed reduced by 10 feet, attacks to the behind of wearer deal 1d10 less damage (minimum of 1), wearer gains the unique "Powder Cloud" passive trait when worn (when hit by an attack to the behind, a thick cloud of baby powder will billow outwards and briefly fog a wide area. A 10-foot wide spherical area of powder is created centred on the wearer, becoming lightly obscured for 1 round. This trait recharges after a creature uses an action to refill the diaper with powder).* "The huge quadruple tapes used to secure this mattress-thick pamper around someone's hips are the size of paper sheets, and the enormous safety pin keeping it together could double as an improvised shortsword." Example 3: **Hot Heavy-Duty Huggies** (Uncommon item, Medium Diaper Armor): *1.2 lbs., 55 gp, 80 lbs. Load capacity, +1 to AC, wearer and allies within 20 feet gain resistance to cold damage (increases to 30 feet when 40 lbs. Loaded or more), wearer's weapon and spell attacks deal an extra 1d4 fire damage, wearer has disadvantage on Constitution saving throws against pooping.* "Diapers are naturally warm, but this flame-branded pamp radiates a constant magical heat so potent it can be felt from several feet away, as if it were full of molten... something or other. One must take care to not become *too* relaxed..." Example 4: **Deluxe UltraLuxes** (Very Rare, Medium Diaper Attire) *1.4 lbs., 1200 gp, +1 to AC, 30 lbs. Load capacity, wearer gains +2 modifier to all Charisma checks when worn and dry (becomes -2 modifier to all Charisma checks if Loaded by least 5 lbs.).* "Lined with rhinestones, adorned with sliver and gold embroideries and filled with only the absolute plushiest of padding inside, this opulent pamp is the height of diaper fashion. Nobody would be caught dead having an accident in such a valuable piece of infantile wear!" Example 5: **Pail of Holding** (Wondrous item (pail), very rare): *4 lbs., 3350 gp. This oversized metal diaper pail is around 4 feet wide and 8 feet tall, and opens to a nondimensional space capable of containing 5 tonnes of full diapers. As an action, you can put a full diaper into the pail, or pull one out. Regardless of how much is put into the pail, it always weighs its fixed amount. If the pail is destroyed or forcibly filled beyond its capacity, it ruptures and the diapers contained inside spill everywhere, covering a 10-foot cube for every tonne of diapers (i.e 2 tonnes cover a 20-foot cube).* "The lid of this tall-as-a-person pail is engraved with a stylized depiction of a smiling female halfling gleefully filling her expected undergarments, with the phrase 'Don't just fill them, pack them!'"

USER: Create a bullet list of loot and equipment (including name, description, effects, value, weight, rarity and type) for a diaper-centric D&D homebrew taking place in a setting where the usage of absurdly oversized diapers and other various infantile items (bonnets, rattlers, pacifiers, baby bottles, mittens and booties, etc.) are a necessity and a norm, not a fetish or a taboo, as universal as underwear is in our world. They simultaneously function as both cushy hip armor and apparel and are not only ubiquitously worn by everyone, adventurer and traveller, toddler, youngster, teenager and adult alike, but considered mandatory, and the act of frequently and excessively pooping into one's diaper, referred to as 'Loading', is seen as an everyday and often subconscious act; the bigger the diaper, the greater its capacity and the more it can be Loaded until full, and the fuller it gets, the bigger, heavier and more cumbersome it is on its wearer! And diapers aren't just for wearing as armor, either; many of them are so thick they can be repurposed as blankets, pillows, even poofy mattresses! And not just diapers; other protective wear has been replaced with their similar infantile counterparts. Why wear tough greaves when you can wear soft booties? Why wear leather gloves when you can wear silky mittens? Loading is determined through a sudden Constitution saving throw, the frequency and DC determined by the character's incontinence and eating habits; if they fail, they poop. A character can choose to intentionally fail this saving throw if they wish, and particularly incontinent Loaders fail automatically. The act of pooping in diapers is natural, universal, and even endearing to some, and can occur at any time, particularly if someone is experiencing strong emotions, ranging from elation to fear. A worn diaper that has met its capacity imposes the effects of encumbered on its wearer and needs to be changed out of, an act that requires an action from another ally, a fresh diaper on hand and a suitable changing spot where the task can be performed. Alternately, if one is in a rush or there is no such changing spot nearby, a second diaper can be layered over a full one; layering provides a temporary additional 50 lbs. of Loading capacity but doesn't remove the negative effects. The effects should describe the benefits and drawbacks that a character wearing the diaper would experience, while the description should be flavor text describing the diaper's in-universe appearance. Example 1: **Plain Pull-Ups** (Common item,armor, Light Diaper Armor): *0.4 lbs., 3 sp, 15 lbs. Load capacity.* "A diaper as basic as it is ubiquitous. It isn't particularly protective nor roomy, but it doesn't slow you down any." Example 2: **XXXL Supreme Poofies** (Rare item,armor, Heavy Diaper Armor): *8 lbs., 120 gp, 2 tonnes Load capacity, +3 to AC, movement speed reduced by 10 feet, attacks to the behind of wearer deal 1d10 less damage (minimum of 1), wearer gains the unique "Powder Cloud" passive trait when worn (when hit by an attack to the behind, a thick cloud of baby powder will billow outwards and briefly fog a wide area. A 10-foot wide spherical area of powder is created centred on the wearer, becoming lightly obscured for 1 round. This trait recharges after a creature uses an action to refill the diaper with powder).* "The huge quadruple tapes used to secure this mattress-thick pamper around someone's hips are the size of paper sheets, and the enormous safety pin keeping it together could double as an improvised shortsword." Example 3: **Hot Heavy-Duty Huggies** (Uncommon item,armor, Medium Diaper Armor): *1.2 lbs., 55 gp, 80 lbs. Load capacity, +1 to AC, wearer and allies within 2010 feet gain resistance to cold damage (increases to 3015 feet when 40 lbs. Loaded or more), wearer's weapon and spell attacks deal an extra 1d4 fire damage, wearer has disadvantage on Constitution saving throws against pooping.* "Diapers are naturally warm, but this flame-branded pamp radiates a constant magical heat so potent it can bethe steam it constantly fumes can felt from several feet away, as if it were full of molten... something or other. One must take care to not become *too* relaxed..." Example 8: **Pail of Holding** (Wondrous item (pail), very rare): *4 lbs., 3350 gp. This oversized metal diaper pail is around 4 feet wide and 8 feet tall, and opens to a nondimensional space capable of containing 5 tonnes of full diapers. As an action, you can put a full diaper into the pail, or pull one out. Regardless of how much is put into the pail, it always weighs its fixed amount. If the pail is destroyed or forcibly filled beyond its capacity, it ruptures and the diapers contained inside spill everywhere, covering a 10-foot cube for every tonne of diapers (i.e 2 tonnes cover a 20-foot cube).* "The lid of this tall-as-a-person pail is engraved with a stylized depiction of a smiling female halfling gleefully filling her expected undergarments, along with the phrase 'Don't just fill them, pack them!'"

USER: Create a bullet list of loot and equipment (including name, description, effects, value, weight, rarity and type) for a diaper-centric D&D homebrew taking place in a setting where the usage of absurdly oversized diapers and other various infantile items (bonnets, rattlers, pacifiers, baby bottles, mittens and booties, etc.) are a necessity and a norm, not a fetish or a taboo, as universal as underwear is in our world. They simultaneously function as both cushy hip armor and apparel and are not only ubiquitously worn by everyone, adventurer and traveller, toddler, youngster, teenager and adult alike, but considered mandatory, and the act of frequently and excessively pooping into one's diaper, referred to as 'Loading', is seen as an everyday and often subconscious act; the bigger the diaper, the greater its capacity and the more it can be Loaded until full, and the fuller it gets, the bigger, heavier and more cumbersome it is on its wearer! And diapers aren't just for wearing as armor, either; many of them are so thick they can be repurposed as blankets, pillows, even poofy mattresses! And not just diapers; other protective wear has been replaced with their similar infantile counterparts. Why wear tough greaves when you can wear soft booties? Why wear leather gloves when you can wear silky mittens? Loading is determined through a sudden Constitution saving throw, the frequency and DC determined by the character's incontinence and eating habits; if they fail, they poop. A character can choose to intentionally fail this saving throw if they wish, and particularly incontinent Loaders fail automatically. The act of pooping in diapers is natural, universal, and even endearing to some, and can occur at any time, even in one's sleep, particularly if someone is experiencing strong emotions, ranging from elation to fear. A worn diaper that has met its capacity imposes the effects of encumbered on its wearer and needs to be changed out of, an act that requires an action from another ally, a fresh diaper on hand and a suitable changing spot where the task can be performed. Alternately, if one is in a rush or there is no such changing spot nearby, a second diaper can be layered over a full one; layering provides a temporary additional 50 lbs. of Loading capacity but doesn't remove the negative effects. The effects should describe the benefits and drawbacks that a character wearing the diaper would experience, while the description should be flavor text describing the diaper's in-universe appearance. Example 1: **Plain Pull-Ups** (Common armor, Light Diaper Armor): *0.4 lbs., 3 sp, 15 lbs. Load capacity.* "A diaper as basic as it is ubiquitous. It isn't particularly protective nor roomy, but it doesn't slow you down any." Example 2: **XXXL Supreme Poofies** (Rare armor, Heavy Diaper Armor): *8 lbs., 120 gp, 2 tonnes Load capacity, +3 to AC, movement speed reduced by 10 feet, attacks to the behind of wearer deal 1d10 less damage (minimum of 1), wearer gains the unique "Powder Cloud" passive trait when worn (when hit by an attack to the behind, a thick cloud of baby powder will billow outwards and briefly fog a wide area. A 10-foot wide spherical area of powder is created centred on the wearer, becoming lightly obscured for 1 round. This trait recharges after a creature uses an action to refill the diaper with powder).* "The huge quadruple tapes used to secure this mattress-thick pamper around someone's hips are the size of paper sheets, and the enormous safety pin keeping it together could double as an improvised shortsword." Example 3: **Hot Heavy-Duty Huggies** (Uncommon armor, Medium Diaper Armor): *1.2 lbs., 55 gp, 80 lbs. Load capacity, +1 to AC, wearer and allies within 10 feet gain resistance to cold damage (increases to 15 feet when 40 lbs. Loaded or more), wearer's weapon and spell attacks deal an extra 1d4 fire damage, wearer has disadvantage on Constitution saving throws against pooping.* "Diapers are naturally warm, but this flame-branded pamp radiates a constant magical heat so potent the steam it constantly fumes can felt from several feet away, as if it were full of molten... something or other. One must take care to not become *too* relaxed..." Example 8: **Pail of Holding** (Wondrous4: **Self-Locking Lavenders** (Rare, Medium Diaper Armor): *1 lbs., 50 gp, 250 lbs. Load capacity. This item (pail), very rare): *4 lbs., 3350 gp. This oversized metalis cursed. When you wear this diaper, it magically locks itself to you and cannot be physically removed for 2d4 days or until you or the diaper pail is around 4 feet wide and 8 feet tall, and opens to a nondimensional space capable of containing 5 tonnes of full diapers. As an action, you can put a fullis targeted by the Remove Curse spell.* "The small lock imprinted upon the front of this otherwise-indistinguishable diaper into the pail,isn't just for show; anyone unfortunate or pull one out. Regardless of how much is put into the pail, it always weighs its fixed amount. If the pail is destroyed or forcibly filled beyond its capacity, it ruptures and the diapers contained inside spill everywhere, covering a 10-foot cube for every tonne of diapers (i.e 2 tonnes cover a 20-foot cube).* "The lid of this tall-as-a-person pail is engraved with a stylized depiction of a smiling female halfling gleefully filling her expected undergarments, along with the phrase 'Don't just fill them, pack them!'"oblivious enough to not notice it will find themselves unable to tug it off of them."

USER: Create a bullet list of loot and equipment (including name, description, effects, value, weight, rarity and type) for a diaper-centric D&D homebrew taking place in a setting where the usage of absurdly oversized diapers are a necessity and a norm, not a fetish or a taboo, as universal as underwear is in our world. They simultaneously function as both cushy hip armor and apparel and are not only ubiquitously worn by everyone, adventurer and traveller, toddler, youngster, teenager and adult alike, but considered mandatory, and the act of frequently and excessively pooping into one's diaper, referred to as 'Loading', is seen as an everyday and often subconscious act; the bigger the diaper, the greater its capacity and the more it can be Loaded until full, and the fuller it gets, the bigger, heavier and more cumbersome it is on its wearer! And diapers aren't just for wearing as armor, either; many of them are so thick they can be repurposed as blankets, pillows, even poofy mattresses! Loading is determined through a sudden Constitution saving throw, the frequency and DC determined by the character's incontinence and eating habits; if they fail, they poop. A character can choose to intentionally fail this saving throw if they wish, and particularly incontinent Loaders fail automatically. The act of pooping in diapers is natural, universal, and even endearing to some, and can occur at any time, even in one's sleep, particularly if someone is experiencing strong emotions, ranging from elation to fear. A worn diaper that has met its capacity imposes the effects of encumbered on its wearer and needs to be changed out of, an act that requires an action from another ally, a fresh diaper on hand and a suitable changing spot where the task can be performed. Alternately, if one is in a rush or there is no such changing spot nearby, a second diaper can be layered over a full one; layering provides a temporary additional 50 lbs. of Loading capacity but doesn't remove the negative effects. The effects should describe the benefits and drawbacks that a character wearing the diaper would experience, while the description should be flavor text describing the diaper's in-universe appearance. Example 1: **Plain Pull-Ups** (Common armor, Light Diaper Armor): *0.4 lbs., 3 sp, 15 lbs. Load capacity.* "A diaper as basic as it is ubiquitous. It isn't particularly protective nor roomy, but it doesn't slow you down any." Example 2: **XXXL Supreme Poofies** (Rare armor, Heavy Diaper Armor): *8 lbs., 120 gp, 2 tonnes Load capacity, +3 to AC, movement speed reduced by 10 feet, attacks to the behind of wearer deal 1d10 less damage (minimum of 1), wearer gains the unique "Powder Cloud" passive trait when worn (when hit by an attack to the behind, a thick cloud of baby powder will billow outwards and briefly fog a wide area. A 10-foot wide spherical area of powder is created centred on the wearer, becoming lightly obscured for 1 round. This trait recharges after a creature uses an action to refill the diaper with powder).* "The huge quadruple tapes used to secure this mattress-thick pamper around someone's hips are the size of paper sheets, and the enormous safety pin keeping it together could double as an improvised shortsword." Example 3: **Hot Heavy-Duty Huggies** (Uncommon armor, Medium Diaper Armor): *1.2 lbs., 55 gp, 80 lbs. Load capacity, +1 to AC, wearer and allies within 10 feet gain resistance to cold damage (increases to 15 feet when 40 lbs. Loaded or more), wearer's weapon and spell attacks deal an extra 1d4 fire damage, wearer has disadvantage on Constitution saving throws against pooping.* "Diapers are naturally warm, but this flame-branded pamp radiates a constant magical heat so potent the steam it constantly fumes can felt from several feet away, as if it were full of molten... something or other. One must take care to not become *too* relaxed..." Example 4: **Self-Locking Lavenders** (Rare, Medium Diaper Armor): *1 lbs.,lb., 50 gp, 250 lbs. Load capacity. This item is cursed. When you wear this diaper, it magically locks itself to you and cannot be physically removed for 2d4 days or until you or the diaper is targeted by the Remove Curse spell.* "The small lock imprinted upon the front of this otherwise-indistinguishable diaper isn't just for show; anyone unfortunate or oblivious enough to not notice it will find themselves unable to tug it off of them."

USER: Create a bullet list of loot and equipment (including name, description, effects, value, weight, rarity and type) for a diaper-centric D&D homebrew taking place in a setting where the usage of absurdly oversized diapers are a necessity and a norm, not a fetish or a taboo, as universal as underwear is in our world. They simultaneously function as both cushy hip armor and apparel and are not only ubiquitously worn by everyone, adventurer and traveller, toddler, youngster, teenager and adult alike, but considered mandatory, and the act of frequently and excessively pooping into one's diaper, referred to as 'Loading', is seen as an everyday and often subconscious act; the bigger the diaper, the greater its capacity and the more it can be Loaded until full, and the fuller it gets, the bigger, heavier and more cumbersome it is on its wearer! And diapers aren't just for wearing as armor, either; many of them are so thick they can be repurposed as blankets, pillows, even poofy mattresses! Loading is determined through a sudden Constitution saving throw, the frequency and DC determined by the character's incontinence and eating habits; if they fail, they poop. A character can choose to intentionally fail this saving throw if they wish, and particularly incontinent Loaders fail automatically. The act of pooping in diapers is natural, universal, and even endearing to some, and can occur at any time, even in one's sleep, particularly if someone is experiencing strong emotions, ranging from elation to fear. A worn diaper that has met its capacity imposes the effects of encumbered on its wearer and needs to be changed out of, an act that requires an action from another ally, a fresh diaper on hand and a suitable changing spot where the task can be performed. Alternately, if one is in a rush or there is no such changing spot nearby, a second diaper can be layered over a full one; layering provides a temporary additional 50 lbs. of Loading capacity but doesn't remove the negative effects. The effects should describe the benefits and drawbacks that a character wearing the diaper would experience, while the description should be flavor text describing the diaper's in-universe appearance. Example 1: **Plain Pull-Ups** (Common armor, Light Diaper Armor): *0.4 lbs., 3 sp, 15 lbs. Load capacity.* "A diaper as basic as it is ubiquitous. It isn't particularly protective nor roomy, but it doesn't slow you down any." Example 2: **XXXL Supreme Poofies** (Rare armor, Heavy Diaper Armor): *8 lbs., 120 gp, 2 tonnes Load capacity, +3 to AC, movement speed reduced by 10 feet, attacks to the behind of wearer deal 1d10 less damage (minimum of 1), wearer gains the unique "Powder Cloud" passive trait when worn (when hit by an attack to the behind, a thick cloud of baby powder will billow outwards and briefly fog a wide area. A 10-foot wide spherical area of powder is created centred on the wearer, becoming lightly obscured for 1 round. This trait recharges after a creature uses an action to refill the diaper with powder).* "The huge quadruple tapes used to secure this mattress-thick pamper around someone's hips are the size of paper sheets, and the enormous safety pin keeping it together could double as an improvised shortsword." Example 3: **Hot Heavy-Duty Huggies** (Uncommon armor, Medium Diaper Armor): *1.2 lbs., 55 gp, 80 lbs. Load capacity, +1 to AC, wearer and allies within 10 feet gain resistance to cold damage (increases to 15 feet when 40 lbs. Loaded or more), wearer's weapon and spell attacks deal an extra 1d4 fire damage, wearer has disadvantage on Constitution saving throws against pooping.* "Diapers are naturally warm, but this flame-branded pamp radiates a constant magical heat so potent the steam it constantly fumes can felt from several feet away, as if it were full of molten... something or other. One must take care to not become *too* relaxed..." Example 4: **Deluxe UltraLuxes** (Very rare, Medium Diaper Attire) *1.4 lbs., 600 gp, +1 to AC, 30 lbs. Load capacity, wearer gains +2 modifier to all Charisma checks when worn and dry (becomes -2 modifier to all Charisma checks if Loaded by least 5 lbs.).* "Lined with rhinestones, adorned with sliver and gold embroideries and filled with only the absolute plushiest of padding inside, this opulent pamp is the height of diaper fashion. Nobody would be caught dead having an accident in such an expensive piece of infantile wear!" Example 5: **Self-Locking Lavenders** (Rare, Medium Diaper Armor): *1 lb.,lbs., 50 gp, 250 lbs. Load capacity. This item is cursed. When you wear this diaper, it magically locks itself to you and cannot be physically removed for 2d4 days or until you or the diaper is targeted by the Remove Curse spell.* "The small lock imprinted upon the front of this otherwise-indistinguishable diaper isn't just for show; anyone unfortunate or oblivious enough to not notice it will find themselves unable to tug it off of them."

USER: Create a bullet list of loot and equipment (including name, description, effects, value, weight, rarity and type) for a diaper-centric D&D homebrew taking place in a setting where the usage of absurdly oversized diapers are a necessity and a norm, not a fetish or a taboo, and are as universal as underwear is in our world. They simultaneously function as both cushy hip armor and apparel and are not only ubiquitously worn by everyone, adventurer and traveller, toddler, youngster, teenager and adult alike, but considered mandatory, and the act of frequently and excessively pooping into one's diaper, referred to as 'Loading', is seen as an everyday and often subconscious act; the bigger the diaper, the greater its capacity and the more it can be Loaded until full, and the fuller it gets, the bigger, heavier and more cumbersome it is on its wearer! And diapers aren't just for wearing as armor, either; many of them are so thick they can be repurposed as blankets, pillows, even poofy mattresses! Loading is determined through a sudden Constitution saving throw, the frequency and DC determined by the character's incontinence and eating habits; if they fail, they poop. A character can choose to intentionally fail this saving throw if they wish, and particularly incontinent Loaders fail automatically. The act of poopinghaving accidents in diapers is natural, universal, and even endearing to some, and can occur at any time, even in one's sleep, particularly if someone is experiencing strong emotions, ranging from elation to fear. A worn diaper that has met its capacity imposes the effects of encumbered on its wearer and needs to be changed out of, an act that requires an action from another ally, a fresh diaper on hand and a suitable changing spot where the task can be performed. Alternately, if one is in a rush or there is no such changing spot nearby, a second diaper can be layered over a full one; layering provides a temporary additional 50 lbs. of Loading capacity but doesn't remove the negative effects. The effects should describe the benefits and drawbacks that a character wearing the diaper would experience, while the description should be flavor text describing the diaper's in-universe appearance. Example 1: **Plain Pull-Ups** (Common armor, Light Diaper Armor): *0.4 lbs., 3 sp, 15 lbs. Load capacity.* "A diaper as basic as it is ubiquitous. It isn't particularly protective nor roomy, but it doesn't slow you down any." Example 2: **XXXL Supreme Poofies** (Rare armor, Heavy Diaper Armor): *8 lbs., 120 gp, 2 tonnes Load capacity, +3 to AC, movement speed reduced by 10 feet, attacks to the behind of wearer deal 1d10 less damage (minimum of 1), wearer gains the unique "Powder Cloud" passive trait when worn (when hit by an attack to the behind, a thick cloud of baby powder will billow outwards and briefly fog a wide area. A 10-foot wide spherical area of powder is created centred on the wearer, becoming lightly obscured for 1 round. This trait recharges after a creature uses an action to refill the diaper with powder).* "The huge quadruple tapes used to secure this mattress-thick pamper around someone's hips are the size of paper sheets, and the enormous safety pin keeping it together could double as an improvised shortsword." Example 3: **Hot Heavy-Duty Huggies** (Uncommon armor, Medium Diaper Armor): *1.2 lbs., 55 gp, 80 lbs. Load capacity, +1 to AC, wearer and allies within 10 feet gain resistance to cold damage (increases to 15 feet when 40 lbs. Loaded or more), wearer's weapon and spell attacks deal an extra 1d4 fire damage, wearer has disadvantage on Constitution saving throws against pooping.* "Diapers are naturally warm, but this flame-branded pamp radiates a constant magical heat so potent the steam it constantly fumes can felt from several feet away, as if it were full of molten... something or other. One must take care to not become *too* relaxed..." Example 4: **Deluxe UltraLuxes** (Very rare, Medium Diaper Attire) *1.4 lbs., 600 gp, +1 to AC, 30 lbs. Load capacity, wearer gains +2 modifier to all Charisma checks when worn and dry (becomes -2 modifier to all Charisma checks if Loaded by least 5 lbs.).* "Lined with rhinestones, adorned with sliver and gold embroideries and filled with only the absolute plushiest of padding inside, this opulent pamp is the height of diaper fashion. Nobody would be caught dead having an accident in such an expensive piece of infantile wear!" Example 5: **Self-Locking Lavenders** (Rare, Medium Diaper Armor): *1 lbs., 50 gp, 250 lbs. Load capacity. This item is cursed. When you wear this diaper, it magically locks itself to you and cannot be physically removed for 2d4 days or until you or the diaper is targeted by the Remove Curse spell.* "The small lock imprinted upon the front of this otherwise-indistinguishable diaper isn't just for show; anyone unfortunate or oblivious enough to not notice it will find themselves unable to tug it off of them."

USER: Create a bullet list of loot and equipment (including name, description, effects, value, weight, rarity and type) for a diaper-centric D&D homebrew taking place in a setting where the usage of absurdly oversized diapers are a necessity and a norm, not a fetish or a taboo, and are as universal as underwear is in our world. They simultaneously function as both cushy hip armor and apparel and are not only ubiquitously worn by everyone, adventurer and traveller, toddler, youngster, teenager and adult alike, but considered mandatory, and the act of frequently and excessively pooping into one's diaper, referred to as 'Loading', is seen as an everyday and often subconscious act; the bigger the diaper, the greater its capacity and the more it can be Loaded until full, and the fuller it gets, the bigger, heavier and more cumbersome it is on its wearer! And diapers aren't just for wearing as armor, either; many of them are so thick they can be repurposed as blankets, pillows, even poofy mattresses! Loading is determined through a sudden Constitution saving throw, the frequency and DC determined by the character's incontinence and eating habits; if they fail, they poop. A character can choose to intentionally fail this saving throw if they wish, and particularly incontinent Loaders fail automatically. The act of having accidents in diapers is natural, universal, and even endearing to some, and can occur at any time, even in one's sleep, particularly if someone is experiencing strong emotions, ranging from elation to fear. A worn diaper that has met its capacity imposes the effects of encumbered on its wearer and needs to be changed out of, an act that requires an action from another ally, a fresh diaper on hand and a suitable changing spot where the task can be performed. Alternately, if one is in a rush or there is no such changing spot nearby, a second diaper can be layered over a full one; layering provides a temporary additional 50 lbs. of Loading capacity but doesn't remove the negative effects. The effects should describe the benefits and drawbacks that a character wearing the diaper would experience, while the description should be flavor text describing the diaper's in-universe appearance. Example 1: **Plain Pull-Ups** (Common armor, Light Diaper Armor): *0.4 lbs., 3 sp, 15 lbs. Load capacity.* "A diaper as basic as it is ubiquitous. It isn't particularly protective nor roomy, but it doesn't slow you down any." Example 2: **XXXL Supreme Poofies** (Rare armor, Heavy Diaper Armor): *8 lbs., 120 gp, 2 tonnes Load capacity, +3 to AC, movement speed reduced by 10 feet, attacks to the behind of wearer deal 1d10 less damage (minimum of 1), wearer gains the unique "Powder Cloud" passive trait when worn (when hit by an attack to the behind, a thick cloud of baby powder will billow outwards and briefly fog a wide area. A 10-foot wide spherical area of powder is created centred on the wearer, becoming lightly obscured for 1 round. This trait recharges after a creature uses an action to refill the diaper with powder).* "The huge quadruple tapes used to secure this mattress-thick pamper around someone's hips are the size of paper sheets, and the enormous safety pin keeping it together could double as an improvised shortsword." Example 3: **Hot Heavy-Duty Huggies** (Uncommon armor, Medium Diaper Armor): *1.2 lbs., 55 gp, 80 lbs. Load capacity, +1 to AC, wearer and allies within 10 feet gain resistance to cold damage (increases to 15 feet when 40 lbs. Loaded or more), wearer's weapon and spell attacks deal an extra 1d4 fire damage, wearer has disadvantage on Constitution saving throws against pooping.* "Diapers are naturally warm, but this flame-branded pamp radiates a constant magical heat so potent the steam it constantly fumes can felt from several feet away, as if it were full of molten... something or other. One must take care to not become *too* relaxed..." Example 4: **Deluxe UltraLuxes** (Very rare, Medium Diaper Attire) *1.4 lbs., 600 gp, +1 to AC, 30 lbs. Load capacity, wearer gains +2 modifier to all Charisma checks when worn and dry (becomes -2 modifier to all Charisma checks if Loaded by least 5 lbs.).* "Lined with rhinestones, adorned with sliver and gold embroideries and filled with only the absolute plushiest of padding inside, this opulent pamp is the height of diaper fashion. Nobody would be caught dead having an accident in such an expensive piece of infantile wear!" Example 5: **Self-Locking Lavenders** (Rare, Medium Diaper Armor): *1 lbs., 50 gp, 250 lbs. Load capacity. This item is cursed. When you wear this diaper, it magically locks itself to you and cannot be physically removed for 2d4 days or until you or the diaper is targeted by the Remove Curse spell.* "The small lock imprinted upon the front of this otherwise-indistinguishable diaper isn't just for show; anyone unfortunate or oblivious enough to not notice it will find themselves unable to tug it off of them until its internal timer expires. Example 6: **Pail of Holding** (Legendary wondrous item (pail)): *4 lbs., 3350 gp. This oversized metal diaper pail is around 4 feet wide and 8 feet tall, and opens to a nondimensional space capable of containing 5 tonnes of full diapers. As an action, you can put a full diaper into the pail, or pull one out. Regardless of how much is put into the pail, it always weighs its fixed amount. If the pail is destroyed or forcibly filled beyond its capacity, it ruptures and the diapers contained inside spill everywhere, covering a 10-foot cube for every tonne of diapers (i.e 2 tonnes cover a 20-foot cube).* "The lid of this tall-as-a-person pail is engraved with a stylized depiction of a smiling female halfling gleefully filling her expected undergarments, along with the phrase 'Don't just fill them, pack them!'"