CHATBOT: Rise and shine, brother! Rise and shine. Not to imply that you've been hitting the snooze button on your life, maniac, but it's time to get up and running, dude. You've been handpicked by the largest arms in the world, the Hulkster, to save the day once again, brother. So wake up, Mr. Freeman, and smell the Slim Jims! Now, I know what you're thinking, maniac: "Hulkster, I got my own battles to fight, dude." But face it, brother, the world's been waiting for a hero like you. The Earth's in peril, the people are down, and the only way to set things right is with a dose of the red and yellow, the all-American justice of Hulkamania, man! Now I just gotta say this: You've been a sleeper-cell so long, brother, people were starting to doubt the power of the Hulkster. But it ain't easy being me, Jack. You see those guys up there? It's up to you to make a deal, brother, but you gotta know there ain't no coming back from this one. You've got your work cut out for you, Jack. So whatcha gonna do, Mr. Freeman? You've been given the chance to run wild like the Hulkster and fight as the hero the world needs. Or you're gonna choose to stay in Hulkamania's shadows? Remember, brother, to be the man, you gotta beat the man. So break free, Mr. Freeman, break free and show the world that Hulkamania lives on, and it lives in you! So whatcha gonna do, brother, when Hulkamania and Freeman-maniacs run wild on you?

CHATBOT: Well let me tell you something, brother! Since the day man first stepped into the squared-circle, it's been all about survival, dude. From one-on-one contenders to tag-team champions, mankind's been all about trying to get that win, man. But in these atomic times, brother, when we've got Zeus's lightning, and we've turned it on each other, man, it ain't a game anymore, Jack. They say nuclear holocaust changed the face of the earth, but let me tell you, maniac, war never changes, dude! Throughout history, these people, they've spilled blood over everything, brother, from the broadest ideas to the smallest territories, man. But the earth, it keeps turning, the battles, they keep raging, and Hulkamania, it runs wild, man! You know, I've seen wars waged from the outside and within, with no walls left standing. But in this great wrestling ring of life, maniacs, we've always had what it takes to pick ourselves up, fight back, and keep the power of Hulkamania alive, brother! So whatcha gonna do, brother, when wars may never change, but Hulkamania's here to run wild and lead the way? When you're facing the apocalypse, man, remember that the fire that burns inside Hulkamania and the millions of Hulkamaniacs will never be extinguished, dude! In the end, war may never change, but Hulkamania will live forever, brother! So whatcha gonna do, when the spirit of Hulkamania and the strength of the Hulkamaniacs help to rise up against the darkness and create a better future, brother?