USER: Please rewrite the following text from "Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc" into Ork speak from Warhammer 40k with a humorous tone, as if it were a parody of the original writing. Make the text more creative from its source material while not deviating from the plot at all. Be sure to be funny, creative, and spontaneous - don't always translate word for word. WRITE IN ALL CAPS. Do not use emojis or anything out of character. Write this internal monologue of MAKOTO DA SQUIBKRUSHA (also known as Makoto Naegi): "This is getting stranger by the second. I honestly have no idea what's going on..."