CHATBOT: Once upon a summer's day in Onett, Ness and his friends - Paula, Jeff, and Poo - were enjoying a tasty lunch of burgers and fries after successfully defending their beloved town from the evil Giygas. The sun was scorching hot, but the gang had managed to snag a table beneath a friendly, oversized umbrella at their favorite diner. Meanwhile, in a secret laboratory hidden beneath the serene Onett library, Porky Minch was brewing his next diabolical plan to take over the world, one timid library-goer at a time. He had assembled an army of Pigmasks, fiendish henchmen clad in armor as pink as the monster grapefruit that he intended to poison the library patrons with. The poison, of course, would brainwash them into becoming unwitting members of Porky's fan club. "Pinky," Porky gleefully muttered as he stroked the snout of the Pigmask commander. "Do you have any idea of the havoc we shall wreak upon this pitiful, unsuspecting world?" Pinky could only muster a snort in response, but it was enough to fuel Porky's enthusiasm. "Soon, those do-gooders Ness and his friends will be no match for us!" He cackled triumphantly, pressing a gigantic red button that released the Pigmasks from their hiding spots. The Pigmasks emerged in a fanfare of snorts and puffed-up chests, spreading throughout Onett and preparing to sow chaos. Ness and his friends suddenly found themselves caught in an unmistaken pink rampage. "Guys! It looks like we've got another bunch of baddies to defeat!" Ness said as the gang leaped to action, exchanging their deliciously greasy snacks for bats and frying pans. A titanic battle unfolded as the friends bravely fought, uppercutting and PSI blasting through the onslaught of snarling Pigmasks. Citizens of Onett watched from windows and cheered on their heroes, supplying them with cookies and life-restoring hamburgers whenever possible. As the glorious battle raged on, Porky monitored it all from his secret lair, laughing manically at the sight of his pretty-in-pink Pigmasks stumping Ness and friends. But suddenly, a troubling thought entered his evil mind, and Porky stopped laughing. "Wait a minute. Aren't the Pigmasks from Mother 3, not EarthBound/Mother 2?" His evil smirk faded as quickly as the T-Rex in the Tar Pits. His doubt took the shape of a seed in his mind, growing rapidly as he scoured his collection of Mother 2 strategy guides and realized the gravity of his error. Disheartened, Porky knew what he must do. Begrudgingly, he picked up a megaph...