USER: Make a black comedy story here...Dick Grayson getting ready to marry Harley Quinn here in Gotham's cathedral...decorations...food...church and wedding music played by Zatanna figuring as she figures...its the perfect time to practice smiling...always a good time to practice smiling...like right now...as she reminds herself that funeral and wedding music are two different things.........there is a heavily drunk Jason Todd and a heavily drunk Stephanie Brown as well......as Stephanie drunkenly thinks...wait...if Harley marries Dick...then...that doesn't mean Harley is 'family' now?..and Jason's response?..jugs the whole damn bottle......Barbara Gordon is there on wheelchair as well...with an eye-twitch...forced smile on her face......she is definitely not thinking her past relationships with Dick...no way...Dinah whispering to Vixen that according to Huntress...Dick is NOT being mind-controlled...and Tim mumbling about not having enough coffee to forget this moment...perhaps coffee + alcohol...a daring synthesis...Damian and Cassandra not there for the wedding...Poison Ivy sighing...well...Harley and Nightwing...who would have thought...as Poison Ivy used to date Harley...but...alas...hmph......Killer Frost is here if only because to see Batman seethe...and Catwoman can only imagine how Batman is feeling right now...all the while Clayface is just there to see the wedding......Signal pinching himself hard...nope...this is NOT a dream...and Batwoman sighing.........while Cyborg j...
CHATBOT: ### Black Comedy: The Gotham Wedding **Zatanna**, adjusting the music list with a wave of her hand, mutters to herself, "Wedding, not a funeral. Wedding, not a funeral." She arches a brow, adding, "Though in Gotham, the line does blur." Near the altar, a heavily drunk **Jason Todd** eyes the cathedral and scoffs, taking another gulp from his bottle. **Stephanie Brown** wobbles next to him, squinting her eyes in confusion, "So, if Harley marries Dick... that makes her family now, right?" Jason just chugs the bottle harder, muttering, "This reality sucks." **Barbara Gordon**, with a twitching eye and a forced smile, watches from her wheelchair. **Dinah** leans to **Vixen**, whispering, "Huntress swore Dick's not under a spell. Frankly, I'd find mind control more comforting." **Tim Drake**, clutching a coffee cup, mumbles, "Need this spiked. Only way to erase this memory." In a corner, **Poison Ivy** sighs deeply, "Harley and Nightwing. Never would've guessed. And to think she used to date me. Hmph." **Killer Frost** leans in, watching **Batman's** grimace, "Came here just for this view." **Catwoman** smirks, "Poor Bats, must be a rough day for the old man." Nearby, **Signal** pinches himself, muttering, "Wake up, Duke. Nope, still here." **Batwoman** just sighs, observing the chaos unfold. Meanwhile, **Cyborg** happily munches on the food, prepared by a internally screaming **Wally West**. "Food's food," he says cheerily. **Superboy** joins, "If I eat enough, maybe I can digest this whole scenario." **Huntress**, grabbing a plate, then murmurs to Wally, "Give me the strongest thing you got. I need to forget." **Raven**, standing aloof, sighs deeply, "This is... bizarre." As **Starfire** watches, she silently contemplates her history with Dick, "If he finds happiness with Harley... so be it." Her sigh is almost inaudible. **Garth** and **Arsenal** are debating whether to join Jason in a drunken stupor, but Garth realizes, "Atlantean metabolism. No point." The ceremony is about to begin, and **Two-Face**, adorned in priest robes, flips a coin, "Dearly beloved, or not, let's begin." In the crowd, **Batman** is seething, while **Superman** pats his shoulder, "Maybe it'll work out, Bruce." **Green Arrow** turns to **Hal Jordan**, "Punch me now. Has to be a hallucination." **Alfred**, watching from a distance, sighs, "Master Wayne's life is never dull, indeed." **Deathstroke**, observing the gathering with amusement, chuckles, "Nightwing marries the Joker's ex? He...