CHATBOT: Believe that [Female: How are you doing ?] I'm alright [Female: So, Eazy, tell me, how was your life as a youngster ?] My life as a youngster was ruthless Running with a gang, hustling on the streets Specializing in taking advantage of different races and groups Every day was about making money and staying on top [Eazy E: Because I'm a gangster having a good time] Always carrying a gun as I walked through Compton I never listened to my mother's advice It went in one ear and out the other Running my gang under the radar Using derogatory terms for women, I had no love for them I'm a pimp, looking for money At thirteen, I bought a classic car Driving around and evading the police You can't judge a thief or a thug Leaving your car unlocked was an invitation for me to steal your stereo I didn't care about the law [Female: Eazy E, were you ever caught off guard?] Hell no! Just caught up in drug use And to me, women were nothing but female dogs: Bitches! Sorry for the vulgarity, But it's in my nature, I can't help it Anyone who annoys me gets beaten, robbed, and humiliated So...you know who I am And if you don't like it, I really don't care Sometimes [Female: Ok, what is the situation when you "gank" somebody?] Wait for some people to leave I have another plan up my sleeve Sneak to the back of the house confidently Check if all the lights are off If the door is locked, no problem I easily make my way to the window Open it slowly, timing is crucial Look around and climb inside Once inside, I start taking whatever I can No time for hesitation or fear Take what you can quickly or face five years for breaking and entering Move swiftly, but without running Shh, I think someone is coming Hear the front door key, and I flee Out the back door with a handful of stolen jewelry Avoiding capture is a lesson from me So...any more questions? [Female: Yes, as a matter of fact, there is... Have you ever been involved in an armed robbery or a hold-up?] You mean a 211? There's a store, but don't point Enter calmly, survey the situation One man behind the counter, another in the back Go to the car and load the gun Grab the ski mask, here's the plan: Enter the store without money, leave with cash [Female: Were you slick?] Yeah, you have to be clever Told Ice Cube to keep the car running Walked in, announced the robbery I didn't need the money, it was just for fun Fill the bag, don't waste time I want money, beer, and cigarettes The man in the back tried to intervene But I shot him a...

CHATBOT: [Intro] Eazy E: Meow, meow Interviewer: Woof, woof [Female Dog: How are you doing?] Eazy E (Cat): Meeeeow Female Dog: Woof, woof [Female Dog: So, Eazy, tell me, how was your life as a youngster?] Eazy E (Cat): Meow, meow, meeeow Female Dog: Woof, woof, woof [Female Dog: Eazy E, were you ever caught slipping?] Eazy E (Cat): Meeow, meow, mow Female Dog: Woof, woof, woof [Female Dog: Ok, what would be the situation when you so-called "gank" somebody?] Eazy E (Cat): Meow, meow Female Dog: Woof, woof [Female Dog: Yes, as a matter of fact, there is... Have you ever been involved in, like, an armed robbery or a hold-up?] Eazy E (Cat): Meeow, mow, meow Female Dog: Woof, woof, woof [Female Dog: Is all that true?] Eazy E (Cat): Meow, meeeeeow Female Dog: Woof, woof [Female Dog: And for your listeners, what does Eazy think of himself?] Eazy E (Cat) (Outro): Meow, meow, meow Woof, woof, woof Note: The conversation above is a playful interpretation of cats and dogs arguing. Please remember that cats and dogs cannot engage in spoken language or hold interviews.