USER: Write a dialogue-filled, comedy-ridden, crack fanfic for Cardcaptor Sakura in which after the events of the anime and manga, Cardcaptor Sakura's protagonist, the brown-auburn haired, green-eyed, short, slender and petite, kind, loving and caring but with a hot temper young girl Kinomoto Sakura, who is the current guardian of the sentiment magic cards known as the Clow Cards, turns out to be in love with her older brother, the caring, responsible and diligent, violet-haired and dark-brown eyed ordinary high school student Kinomoto Touya, with Touya's homosexual relationship with the brown eyed, gray-haired, talented baker and athlete who also has a large appetite Tsukishiro Yukito and Sakura's relationship with the brown-haired, chestnut eyed, cold and cynical and somewhat of a loner British-Cantonese magician Li Xiaolang being a front for Sakura's deep feelings for Touya and Touya's inability to admit that he loves Sakura, which comes to a head when Xiaolang, getting sick and tired of Touya's faux homosexuality and Sakura's inability to admit she loves Touya, arranges a situatioito with Yukito where Sakura's and Touya's younger cousin who is one year younger than Sakura, the violet-haired, blue-eyed, short, slender and petite, well-spoken and soft-spoken, highly intelligent but obsessed with Sakura current heiress to the Daidouji industrial empire in Japan, Daidouji Tomoyo ends up kissing Sakura in front of Touya by accident, which causes Touya to admit that he loves both his...