Make a comedic Team Fortress 2 story about the Scout relaxing in a pond in the nude (describe his butt). He lets a fart slip out (describe the sound of the fart, describe how the pond water looks from the fart, describe the smell, describe how the Scout tenses up before the fart, and then relaxing after the fart), he smiles in relief. Dead fish float up. The Scout gathers the fish and cooks them for dinner. Add Scout's dialogue in a Boston accent throughout