In a world so vast and wide, With you, love, I choose to reside. From the dawn of our first glance, To every step, every dance. Your smile, my guiding light, Brightens my darkest night. With you, my heart takes flight, In your love, I delight. Through seasons of joy and strife, You're the melody of my life. Hand in hand, side by side, In your love, I take pride. The whisper of your voice so sweet, Makes my heart skip a beat. In your arms, I find my peace, In your love, my soul's release. To my wife, my love, my friend, My love for you knows no end. With every beat, my heart does send, A promise to love, to cherish, to tend. Forever and always, through thick and thin, In your love, I always win. My partner, my lover, my wife, With you, I want to spend every moment of life.

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

Why did the computer go to therapy? Because it had too many bytes and couldn't process its feelings!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!