[Open Video with the Classic Scott The Woz Branding Announcement] Scott: "Hey all, Scott here! And you guessed it, I smell awful. But that's not gonna stop me from having a relaxing day. I've been drowning in video games all week, and it's about time I drown in something a little less stressful. That's right, I'm going to kick back and become one with nature in a pond. Bet you didn't see that one coming. I'm nothing if not predictable." [Cut to Scott in his typical attire, walking down to the pond] Scott: "Now, I know what you're thinking - 'Scott, your idea of relaxation is usually just playing Wii Sports Resort.' And I mean, you're not wrong. But even pixelated jet skis need a day off in the real world. Hold on to your seats, because today, I'm about to become the Loch Ness monster's next door neighbor." [Scott arrives at the pond and the video instantly blurs out, maintaining Scott's family-friendly content] Scott: "Alright, world. Prepare for streaks of terror because the swimsuit stays dry today. Viewer discretion is advised for what won't be shown. We're about as unhinged as an E-rated game allows." [Scott in the pond, strategically covered by some conveniently placed lily pads] Scott: "So here I am, au naturel in au naturel. It's like I always say, if you can't get to the public pool, bring the public display of decency to the wildlife. And what's more natural than subjecting fish to the 'Human Experience'?" [Scott takes a deep breath, relaxes, and a chain of bubbles rises to the surface] Scott: "What's that sound? Oh, that's just the call of the wild. Survival of the fittest, and only the mightiest fish will overcome the natural disasters I provide freely." [Camera cuts to fish swimming upside down, with a comedic, shocked expression on Scott's face] Scott: "Well, I guess I'm fishing now. And look at that, I didn't even need to overpay for a fishing game on the Wii, though we all know I would have if given the chance." [Scott happily shows a couple of fish lying on the shore] Scott: (Grinning) "Who knew my own brand of fish repellent would double as a hunting strategy? Survival of the smelliest, my friends." [Cut to a campfire scene with fish on a stick] Scott: (While cooking fish over the flames) "Cooking fish over an open fire; it's just like in the games, except no button mashing necessary. Just good ol' carbon monoxide and the lingering self-awareness of your actions!" [Scott takes a bite of the cooked fish] Scott: "Ah, nothing like the great outdoors to really bring out the taste of... sudden guilt. It's a flavor I'm unfamiliar with but pairs nicely with a sense of accomplishment." [Cuts back to Scott's room with his usual background] Scott: "Well, that was enlightening. I laughed. I cried. I terrorized the ecosystem. All in a day's work when you're trying to avoid traditional relaxation. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to shower for the next five hours. Till next time, remember - the only thing fishier than the fish is a day off with me. Scott out!" [End with the usual outro tune]