Swing and a miss. My timing? Slow, always late to the abyss. My hits? Soft, can't even break a scale. My evasion? Nonexistent, I always fail. My stamina? Always depleted. My combos? Simple, barely completed. My range? Limited, can't attack from afar. My speed? Slow, can barely keep up with a car. Better leave the big hunts to the real pros, Cause with this greatsword, I'm just a clumsy Joe.