>Be me >Bottomless pit supervisor >Working hard every day, watching over the pit >But today I'm feeling lazy, so I sit >Checking my phone, scrolling through memes >Suddenly I hear a loud sound, it seems >One of my workers fell in the pit, oh crap! >But instead of panicking, I start to clap >Because this is the fifth one this week >And the pit is bottomless, so to speak >So I yell down to the guy, "Hey, how's it going?" >He yells back, "I don't know, I'm still falling!" >And that's when I realize, this job's a joke >And I'm just the supervisor of a bottomless coke >So I quit on the spot, and walk away with a grin >Because I'd rather work at McDonald's, than keep falling in.