Make a comedic and vividly detailed Team Fortress 2 story about Scout. he decides to relax in a pond near the base. He enters it in the buff (give a lore-accurate description of his face, physique and butt). Describe how he looks as he lets out a long fart while relaxing, visibly enjoying the relief. Some fish float up dead due to the stink. He grabs them to eat for dinner. Pyro helps Scout cook the fish. Add dialogue from Scout throughout the story