Here are the fictional results and standing tables for the mentioned rounds of CONMEBOL qualifiers: Round 1: - Bolivia 0 - 2 Uruguay - Colombia 1 - 1 Peru - Venezuela 0 - 1 Paraguay - Chile 1 - 3 Brazil - Argentina 2 - 0 Ecuador Round 2: - Ecuador 2 - 0 Bolivia - Uruguay 2 - 2 Colombia - Paraguay 1 - 3 Argentina - Brazil 4 - 0 Venezuela - Peru 1 - 1 Chile Round 3: - Bolivia 1 - 1 Venezuela - Ecuador 0 - 1 Uruguay - Chile 2 - 2 Colombia - Argentina 2 - 2 Brazil - Peru 1 - 0 Paraguay Round 4: - Colombia 1 - 2 Argentina - Venezuela 1 - 1 Ecuador - Paraguay 2 - 1 Bolivia - Uruguay 3 - 1 Chile - Brazil 2 - 0 Peru Standing table: | Team | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | P | | Argentina | 3 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 4 | +5 | 10 | | Brazil | 3 | 1 | 0 | 11 | 3 | +8 | 10 | | Uruguay | 3 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 3 | +5 | 10 | | Paraguay | 2 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 5 | -1 | 6 | | Peru | 1 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 4 | -1 | 5 | | Colombia | 0 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 7 | -1 | 3 | | Chile | 0 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 9 | -4 | 2 | | Ecuador | 1 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 6 | -3 | 3 | | Venezuela | 0 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 6 | -4 | 2 | | Bolivia | 0 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 8 | -6 | 1 | Please note that these results and standings are completely fictional and do not reflect the actual performance of the teams.

Here are the fictional results and standing tables for the next rounds of CONMEBOL qualifiers: Round 5: - Bolivia 0 - 3 Colombia - Ecuador 1 - 1 Paraguay - Chile 0 - 4 Argentina - Peru 2 - 0 Venezuela - Brazil 1 - 1 Uruguay Round 6: - Colombia 1 - 1 Ecuador - Uruguay 2 - 0 Peru - Venezuela 1 - 2 Chile - Argentina 3 - 1 Bolivia - Paraguay 0 - 3 Brazil Round 7: - Bolivia 0 - 2 Peru - Colombia 2 - 0 Venezuela - Ecuador 1 - 3 Brazil - Argentina 1 - 1 Uruguay - Paraguay 1 - 2 Chile Round 8: - Uruguay 2 - 1 Paraguay - Chile 3 - 1 Bolivia - Venezuela 0 - 3 Argentina - Brazil 2 - 2 Colombia - Peru 1 - 1 Ecuador Standing table: | Team | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | P | | Argentina | 6 | 3 | 0 | 23 | 6 | +17 | 21 | | Brazil | 5 | 3 | 0 | 19 | 7 | +12 | 18 | | Uruguay | 5 | 3 | 0 | 14 | 6 | +8 | 18 | | Colombia | 2 | 5 | 1 | 12 | 9 | +3 | 11 | | Chile | 3 | 2 | 3 | 12 | 14 | -2 | 11 | | Peru | 3 | 3 | 2 | 8 | 7 | +1 | 12 | | Ecuador | 1 | 2 | 5 | 7 | 12 | -5 | 5 | | Paraguay | 2 | 1 | 5 | 7 | 16 | -9 | 7 | | Venezuela | 0 | 2 | 6 | 3 | 15 | -12 | 2 | | Bolivia | 0 | 1 | 7 | 4 | 21 | -17 | 1 | Please note that these results and standings are completely fictional and do not reflect the actual performance of the teams.

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1. The Rock: "Finally, The Rock has come back to face Stone Cold! I'm ready to layeth the smack down, jabroni." Stone Cold: "Well, bring it on, Rock!" Announcer: "Round 1, Fight!" 2. The Rock: "You may be Stone Cold, but you can't resist The Rock's charisma. Do you smell what I'm cooking?" Stone Cold: "The only thing I'm smelling is the fear before your defeat." Announcer: "Round 1, Fight!" 3. Stone Cold: "Get ready for a Stone Cold stunner, The Rock. It was always just a matter of time." The Rock: "Time's up for you, jabroni." Announcer: "Round 1, Fight!" 4. Stone Cold: "I'm about to open a can of whoop-ass on you, Rock. And that's the bottom line!" The Rock: "'Cause Stone Cold said so? Good luck with that." Announcer: "Round 1, Fight!" 5. The Rock: "People's champ or Texas Rattlesnake--it's time to see who's the better man, Stone Cold." Stone Cold: "Get ready for a Rattlesnake bite, you candy ass!" Announcer: "Round 1, Fight!" 6. The Rock: "Stone Cold, this is it. No more jabronis, just two legends settling the score." Stone Cold: "I'll drink a cold one to that, Rock." Announcer: "Round 1, Fight!" 7. Stone Cold: "Rock, you ain't got a chance in hell. I'm ready to stomp a mudhole in ya." The Rock: "Bring the mud, but The Rock will bring the pain." Announcer: "Round 1, Fight!" 8. Stone Cold: "It's time for The Rock to face the toughest SOB in the industry. Are you ready for this?" The Rock: "The Great One fears nothing, jabroni." Announcer: "Round 1, Fight!"