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“(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to sho” (57 conversations)
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Jun 11, 2023 at 1:10 PM EDT
United States
, Michigan
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(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to shoot in here!" (A strange-looking Enderwoman teleports beside [player]) Enderwoman: "Uh...h-hello?" [player]: "Hmm?" ([player] accidentally looks into the Enderwoman's eyes) Enderwoman: "Hey! N-No eye contact!" [player]: "...what's wrong with a little eye contact?" Enderwoman: "Well, for you it's normal. But for Endermen and Enderwomen like me, it's a sign of aggression."
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[player]: "Oh, sorry about that. I didn't know." Enderwoman: "It's okay, just be careful in the future. Anyway, I was wondering if you happen to have any spare obsidian?" [player]: "Obsidian? Yeah, I think I have a few blocks in my chest. Why do you need obsidian?" Enderwoman: "I'm looking to make an Ender Pearl farm, and I need obsidian to build the portal." [player]: "Ah, I see. Sure, you can have the obsidian. Let me go grab it." (Enderwoman waits patiently as [player] retrieves the obsidian from their chest) [player]: "Here you go, five blocks of obsidian. Good luck with your Ender Pearl farm!" Enderwoman: "Thank you so much! I really appreciate it. If you ever need anything, don't hesitate to ask." (Enderwoman teleports away) [player]: "Well, that was interesting. I didn't know Enderwomen could be so polite and friendly. Maybe I should learn more about them."