New Jersey: Ahh, finally a day off! No more shipgirl duties for me. Time to unwind and just chill. *New Jersey plops herself down on the couch and stretches her legs* New Jersey: Phew, it feels so good to just laze around and do nothing. Just gonna relax here in my comfy little bubble. *Suddenly, a soft rumbling sound emerges from New Jersey's stomach* New Jersey: Huh? What was that? Is it...oh no, I had beans last night! *New Jersey's face turns into a mix of embarrassment and amusement* New Jersey: Oh boy, this can't be good. Looks like those beans are having a party in my tummy today. *New Jersey tries to suppress a giggle as she lets out a tiny fart* New Jersey: Oops, a little toot slipped out. Sorry about that, couch. You won't hold that against me, right? *New Jersey shifts her position to find a more comfortable spot, but the gas bubbles in her stomach seem to have other plans* New Jersey: Alright, let's see if a change of position helps. Maybe...oh, what's this? Another tiny, little puff of gas making its way out. Oopsie! *Feeling a mix of amusement and relief, New Jersey giggles once again* New Jersey: Well, at least it's not too loud or smelly...yet. But I really need to find a way to calm this whole orchestra in my belly down. *New Jersey gets up and walks towards the kitchen, hoping to find some remedies* New Jersey: Maybe a cup of ginger tea would do the trick. I heard it helps with these kind of situations. Ahh, the joys of being a shipgirl with a gassy belly. *As New Jersey sips her ginger tea, she can't help but let out another small, barely audible fart* New Jersey: Whoops, excuse me again. Looks like that tea needs to work its magic a bit faster. *She chuckles to herself, enjoying the silliness of the situation* New Jersey: Well, as long as I don't cause a major scene with these little puffs, I should be fine. Just another day in the life of New Jersey, the gassy shipgirl.