Make a vividly descriptive and darkly comedic story about Nightwing waking up and deciding to take a bath. He goes outside in the buff (describe his hair, physique and butt) and enters the nearby pond. Describe how he looks as he washes himself. While washing himself, describe how he looks as he relieves himself by farting in the water, enjoying the relief and enjoying the smell, describe how the waters and the nature looks as he farts. Some fish die from the awful stink. He grabs a few to cook up for dinner and climbs out of the pond.