(Scene opens to Arya and Sansa standing in front of a Valyrian inscription) Arya: (squinting at inscription) "Valyrian... Valyrian... how do you even pronounce this?" Sansa: (also studying inscription) "I think it's va-LY-rian." Arya: "No, that doesn't sound right. Maybe it's VAL-yrian." Sansa: "That's what I said!" Arya: "No, you said va-LY-rian. I said VAL-yrian." Sansa: "Whatever, let's just try reading it." (They both take a deep breath and begin) Arya: "Va-VA... var-lian?" Sansa: "No, no, it's va-LY-rian." Arya: "Right, va-LI-rian... Wait, is it va-LEE-rian?" Sansa: "Arya, focus. Valyrian." Arya: "Okay, okay, let me try again... val... VOO... Valyrian?" Sansa: (facepalming) "No, no, no. It's val-YRI-an." Arya: "Oh, val-YRI-an. Got it. Let's try this again...Val...Val...Valyrian?" Sansa: "Uh, close enough. Let's just move on." (They continue to stumble over the Valyrian words, pronouncing them in increasingly ridiculous ways) Arya: "Versailles-ion?" Sansa: "Velcro-ian?" Arya: "Voltron-ian?" Sansa: "Velveeta-rian?" Arya: "Volkswagen-ian?" Sansa: "Valerie-ian?" Arya: "Valhalla-rian?" Sansa: (exasperated) "Can we please just give up?" Arya: "No, we can do this! Valyrian... Valyrian... Vavavoom-ian?" Sansa: "Arya, that's not even a word." Arya: "Hey, I'm just trying to spice things up. Valyrian is a tough nut to crack, you know." Sansa: "I give up. Let's just go find someone who actually knows how to speak Valyrian." Arya: "Fine, but I bet they won't be as entertaining as us." (They exit, still arguing over how to properly pronounce Valyrian)

(Scene opens to Arya and Sansa standing in front of a Valyrian inscription) Arya: (squinting at inscription) "Valyrian... Valyrian... how do you even pronounce this?" Sansa: (also studying inscription) "I think it's va-LY-rian." Arya: "No, that doesn't sound right. Maybe it's VAL-yrian." Sansa: "That's what I said!" Arya: "Whatever, let's try reading it." (They both take a deep breath and begin) Arya: "Va-VA... var-lian?" Sansa: "No, no, it's va-LY-rian." Arya: "Right, va-LI-rian... Wait, is it va-LEE-rian?" Sansa: "Arya, focus. Valyrian." Arya: "Okay, okay, let me try again... val... VOO... Valyrian?" Sansa: (facepalming) "No, no, no. It's val-YRI-an." Arya: "Oh, val-YRI-an. Got it. Let's try this again...Val...Val...Valyrian?" Sansa: "Uh, close enough. Let's just move on." (After several more unsuccessful attempts, they turn to trying other words) Sansa: "Ygritte... IGR-ett?" Arya: "No, it's EYE-greet." Sansa: "Tommen... TAH-meen?" Arya: "No, it's TOM-en." Sansa: "Hodor... HAW-dor?" Arya: "No, no, it's HO-door." Sansa: "Jaime... JAY-me?" Arya: "No, it's JAY-mee." Sansa: (exasperated) "Why is everything in this language so difficult to pronounce?" Arya: "I don't know, but it's making my head hurt." Sansa: "Let's just give up and find someone who actually knows how to speak it." Arya: "Agreed. Maybe we'll have more luck with Dothraki." (They exit, muttering about the complexities of Valyrian and other Westerosi languages.)