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“Write an edit of the following copypasta, but make it Monster Hunter related, sp” (5 conversations)
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Apr 8, 2023 at 8:37 PM CDT
United States
, Arkansas
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Write an edit of the following copypasta, but make it Monster Hunter related, specifically lance users: I kneel I squeal My headcanon isn't real I cope I mope Someone hand me a rope I sin I never win I belong in a trash bin I job I'm a slob I'm too short To reach the doorknob I smell like a trashbag My wife's an old hag I am... a Vegeta fan
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I strike I fight My lance always in sight I guard I charge In battle, I am large I poke I don't choke In the monster's face, I provoke I block I rock My defenses are as hard as a croc I wear my armor tight Slaying monsters left and right I am... a lance user's might