please write a detailed and comedic fictional Hades story about Zagreus waking up in the morning and going to a river for a bath. He goes au naturel (describe his butt, face, physique) and enters the water. Describe how he looks as he washes himself. Suddenly he doubles over in pain as his gut hurts due to needing to fart since he's always gassy. describe how he looks as he relieves his gut pain by forcing out a fart into the water, enjoying the relief. The water around his butt now smells so foul that a few fish die. Describe what makes Zagreus finally notice the dead fish. He happily collects them and goes back to his home to cook a dinner using them. Describe what recipe he decides on, and describe him making it. describe him eating it. Later that night, Zagreus reflects on the day's events as he relaxes in bed. Add dialogue from Zagreus throughout the story