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“Make a vividly detailed and comedic Far Cry 3 commercial about Jason Brody relax” (8 conversations)
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Mar 4, 2024 at 11:17 AM EST
United States
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Make a vividly detailed and comedic Far Cry 3 commercial about Jason Brody relaxing in a pond in the buff. Describe how he looks as he lets out a relieving fart in the water, the stench also causing a few fish to go belly-up. Jason jokingly acts innocent.
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[The commercial opens with a serene shot of a lush jungle setting, the sounds of birds chirping and water gently lapping at the shore. Suddenly, the camera zooms in on a secluded pond where we see Jason Brody, the protagonist of Far Cry 3, soaking in the water in all his naked glory. His toned physique glistens in the sunlight as he closes his eyes and sighs in contentment] Narrator: "In the tropical paradise of Rook Island, one man is taking relaxation to a whole new level." [As Jason settles into the water, a mischievous grin spreads across his face. He takes a deep breath and then lets out a loud, echoing fart, much to the surprise of the nearby wildlife. A cascade of bubbles rises to the surface as a few fish float belly-up, stunned by the stench] Narrator: "Jason Brody, the ultimate survivalist. Unleashing the power of nature...and his own gas." [Jason chuckles to himself and innocently shrugs his shoulders, feigning ignorance at the chaos he's caused. The camera cuts to a close-up of his face, a twinkle in his eye as he leans back and props his feet on a nearby rock] Jason: "Whoops...must have been those spicy island fruits." [The screen fades to black as the words "Far Cry 3: Unleash Your Wild Side" appear, accompanied by a catchy jungle beat. The commercial ends with Jason lounging in the pond, completely at ease in his own skin] Narrator: "Far Cry 3. Where every moment is an adventure, even in the most unexpected places." [The screen fades to the game's logo, leaving viewers with a final image of Jason Brody, the cheeky hero of Rook Island] Narrator: "Available now. Rated M for Mature."