make a vividly detailed Lord of the Rings comedic story about two friends, a Gondorian soldier and a Rohirric horseman hanging out. Wanting to ease the stress of his friend, the horsemen suggests to go skinnydipping. They find a pond and undress (compare their butts, physiques, and hair). Describe how they look as they enter the pond and chat with each other while the horseman washes his friend's back and butt. Describe the horseman washing the Gondorian. The horseman asks the Gondorian if he's hungry. The horseman offers to catch food for them both by letting out a pungent fart into the waters to make the fish die from inhaling the stink. Describe how the horseman looks as he does so, enjoying the relief after letting out the pent-up gas. They collect the fish that died and roast them over a fire. add dialogue between them throughout the story