Make an immaculately detailed commercial for a Team Fortress 2 TV show. The Scout is walking to a pond, naked (vividly describe how he looks in the nude, face, hair, chest, arms, butt) and eases into the water and relaxes, letting out a rancid fart as he submerges his butt underwater. Several fish die from the stench, Scout happily picks them up and eats them. Add Scout's dialogue in a Boston accent throughout the commercial.