It was a typical day at SUR as the Vanderpump Rules crew gathered for their shift. Tom Schwartz was feeling particularly bold that day, his crush on James Kennedy burning hotter than ever. As they stood side by side at the bar, Tom couldn't help himself from asking James about a certain infamous incident. "Hey James, remember that time you were out by the pond, relaxing in the nude, and let out a fart so deadly it killed a few fish? Tell me every detail, I must know!" Tom said with a gleam in his eye. James blushed, slightly taken aback by Tom's boldness but also intrigued by the bizarre request. "Oh mate, that was a wild day. I was just chilling in the water, feeling at one with nature, when suddenly I felt the urge to let one rip. I didn't think much of it at the time, but next thing I know, there were dead fish floating to the surface." Tom's eyes lit up with excitement as James recounted the story, his fascination with James' lethal farts only growing stronger. Unbeknownst to James, Tom had a strange kink for witnessing the aftermath of James' gas attacks, finding it oddly arousing. As James finished his tale, Tom couldn't contain himself any longer. He discreetly began pleasuring himself right there at the bar, his eyes locked on James as he imagined the scene of fish belly-up in the pond. James, oblivious to what was happening, continued chatting away, unaware of the bizarre turn their conversation had taken. And so, another day in the Vanderpump Rules universe passed by, filled with strange and comedic moments that only this group of friends could provide. Tom's crush on James remained strong, fueled by a shared affinity for fish-killing farts and a penchant for questionable conversations.