Title: Northeastern's Shared Stadium Fade In: INT. NORTHEASTERN ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT OFFICE - DAY We see the athletic director, MICHAEL, looking frustrated as he talks to his assistant, JESSICA. MICHAEL Jessica, we have a huge problem. We just acquired a new soccer team, and we don't have a stadium for them to play in. JESSICA Really? That's terrible news. We can't disappoint our fans. MICHAEL Yes, but there may be a solution. What if we share the baseball stadium with them? It has the perfect dimensions for a soccer field. JESSICA Really? That could work. But what about the baseball games? MICHAEL We could adjust the schedule, so that both teams can play their games and avoid conflicts. JESSICA That's a great idea. But won't the animals wreak havoc on the soccer field? MICHAEL Animals? What are you talking about? JESSICA The outfield - it's a little too close for comfort. MICHAEL Oh, I see. That's a minor problem. We can simply fence off the outfield while the soccer games are in progress. JESSICA Makes sense. And what about the goalposts and dugouts? MICHAEL We can place the goalposts right in front of the wall behind the centerfield fence. And for the dugouts, we can place them along the third base line and cover it up with a tarp. JESSICA Wow, that's a brilliant solution. I think our fans would love it too. MICHAEL Yes, that should generate more excitement in both sports. Nevertheless, we need to make sure the players from both teams are safe from injury. JESSICA Absolutely. We can arrange joint practices and joint use of the field to make sure that every athlete is comfortable with the adjustment. MICHAEL Great. Let's get started on this as soon as possible. I am so glad that we could solve this problem together. JESSICA Me too. Fade Out.