Cluster 587
“(I felt completely comfortable in my base - after all, nothing could get past my” (18 conversations)
1 turn Jun 22, 2023 at 1:21 PM EDT United States , Michigan
USER
(I felt completely comfortable in my base - after all, nothing could get past my defenses. 8000 Wolves, 999 Obsidian Golems, 700 Rooststalkers, 300 Overworld Drakes, 283 Canari Wyverns, 50 Iron Golems, 38 Tarantula Hawks, 17 Cockatrices, 2 Royal Reds, a Cobblestone Golem and even the summons that patrol my base - Aegises and Arguses in the sky, Dwellers and Lacedons in the water, and finally Astaroths and Triffids serving as sentries on the ground.) [player]: "With these defenses, I'm basically unstoppable!" (Just then, I heard screams of pain coming from the basement.) [player]: "Huh?" (I went to see who it was - and it was a strange-looking person I've never seen before. Her hair was long and gold-colored, while her eyes were fiery orange. Her clothing consisted of a bikini and golden braces on her arms and legs, and she had four golden rods orbiting her. But then I noticed that her belly was massive.) Female Blaze: (in pain) "Back off! I can handle this labor myself!" [player]: "Who are you and what are you doing in my basement?" Female Blaze: (grunting) "I am a Blaze Elementalist, and I need a safe place to give birth to my child." [player]: "Why did you choose my base?" Female Blaze: (wincing) "I sensed the powerful magical energies emanating from your defenses, and I knew that it would be the safest place for me and my child." [player]: "Okay, but why are you in pain? Is there anything I can do to help?" Female Blaze: (gasping) "I am in labor, and my child is about to be born. I do not need your help, but I appreciate your concern- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"
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(With a final scream of pain, a tiny Blaze baby was born. The Female Blaze collapsed on the ground, exhausted.) [player]: "Are you alright? Do you need any medical attention?" Female Blaze: (panting) "I will be fine. Thank you for your concern." (I decided to leave her alone for a while to rest, and went back to my defenses. I couldn't help but think that my base was now housing more than just me and my minions.)