Orochimaru: Greetings my fellow shinobi, I have an important announcement to make. *cue Eggman's Announcement meme* Orochimaru: I've been working tirelessly on a new jutsu that will revolutionize the world of ninjutsu. With this technique, I will be able to transfer my consciousness into a younger vessel, effectively achieving immortality. *image of Orochimaru smirking* Orochimaru: I know what you must be thinking, "But Orochimaru, what about the consequences? What about the moral implications?" *image of Orochimaru holding up a finger* Orochimaru: Fear not my fellow shinobi, for this is only the beginning. With the power of immortality, I will be able to unlock untold new powers and secrets, ascending to a level beyond any shinobi that has come before. *image of Orochimaru making a menacing pose* Orochimaru: So join me, my fellow seekers of power and knowledge, and together we will unlock the true potential of ninjutsu!