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“Write a script about Sans from Undertale making puns about NES games” (1 conversations)
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1 turn Apr 29, 2023 at 4:44 PM EDT Canada , Ontario
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Write a script about Sans from Undertale making puns about NES games
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Title: A Punderful Undertale (Scene takes place in a living room with a TV and shelves filled with vintage video games.) Sans: (sitting on the couch, picks up a video game from the shelf) Hey Papyrus, mind if I "Pac" the room with some puns? Papyrus: (from the kitchen) DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO DO THIS EVERY TIME? Sans: (grins) Don't be so"Mega Man" about it. I'm just gearing up for a pun-filled day. Papyrus: (rolls eyes, enters with spaghetti) WELL, YOU BETTER KNOCK IT OFF. YOUR PUNS ARE JUST POINTLESS "CONTROLLER" CHAOS. Sans: (picks up another game) I must admit, my puns can sometimes bring about a "Metroid-ache". Papyrus: (sighs) JUST START WITH THE GAME, SANS. Sans: Alright, alright. I guess this pun session might end up being a "Castlevania-strophe". Papyrus: (groans) JUST PUSH "START." (Scene cuts to Sans playing gaming, a smirk on his face.) Sans: I don't mean to "Punch-Out" of bounds, Papiro, but if you "Zelda" me I could go on- these puns are practically "Legend." Papyrus: SANS, PLEASE. Sans: (laughs, picks up another game) Don't mean to "Donkey Kong"-fuse ya, bro. Just trying to lighten the mood. Papyrus: (plops down, rubbing his head) I SEE THE "POWER GLIDE" IN YOUR EYES. Sans: (finger guns) "KUNG-FU" see how much fun these puns are? Papyrus: (sighs) YES, YES. YOU AND YOUR "FINAL FANTASY" PUNS. Sans: Come on, Papyrus. Admit it, you're intrigued by my "Ninja Gaiden" humor. Papyrus: I'M ONLY "INTRIGUED" BY HOW YOU CAN TOLERATE YOUR OWN JOKES. Sans: (grins, plays another game) You can't help but appreciate my "Tecmo Bowl" way of dodging life. Papyrus: (smiles) I GUESS I'M GLAD "YOU'RE-IN" MY LIFE. Sans: (laughs) That's the "Super Mario" spirit, bro!