please write a detailed and comedic Lord of the Rings story about Frodo Baggins (played by Elijah Wood) waking up in the morning and going to a pond for a bath. He goes au naturel (compliment his butt, face, physique) and enters the water. Describe how he looks as he washes himself. While washing himself, he takes the opportunity to let out a huge fart he's been holding in, enjoying the relief. Describe how the fish look as the stench suffuses through the water, forcing them to smell it which kills them. Describe what makes Frodo notice the dead fish behind him. He happily collects them and goes back to his home to cook a dinner using them. Describe what recipe he decides on, and describe him cooking it. Add dialogue from Frodo throughout the story