Please create a vividly detailed and comedic Devil May Cry V story of Nero catching fish for our dinner by using his favorite method of wading into a pond in the buff (for immersion, comment on the appearance of his butt, hair, face, physique) and relieving himself by farting in the water. Any fish that smells Nero's underwater fart dies. he happily collects them. Back at home he cooks a gourmet dinner using the fish. Later, during coitus, I ask him what's his favorite part of the fart fishing technique