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“(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to sho” (57 conversations)
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Jun 11, 2023 at 1:29 PM EDT
United States
, Michigan
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(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to shoot in here!" (A strange-looking Enderwoman teleports beside [player]) Enderwoman: "Uh...h-hello?" [player]: "Hmm?" ([player] accidentally looks into the Enderwoman's eyes) Enderwoman: "Hey! N-No eye contact!" [player]: "...what's wrong with a little eye contact?" Enderwoman: "Well, for you it's normal. But for Endermen and Enderwomen like me, it's a sign of aggression." [player]: "Oh, sorry. I didn't know-" Enderwoman: "I won't take 'sorry' for an answer." (The Enderwoman starts attacking [player]) [player]: "Woah! Hey, stop it! I didn't mean to-" Enderwoman: "You looked into my eyes, you attacked me!" [player]: "I didn't attack you! Can we just talk this out?" Enderwoman: "Talk? You think words can solve everything? You humans are so naive!" (Suddenly, the Enderwoman's belly starts contracting - rapidly) Enderwoman: "AAH! Not now!"
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[player]: "What's happening? Are you okay?" Enderwoman: "No, I'm not okay! I'm about to give birth!" [player]: "Give birth?! Wait, are you pregnant?" Enderwoman: "Yes! And it's a complicated process for Enderwomen. I need to find a safe place to deliver my baby." [player]: "I can help you! I just finished building a shelter. You can stay there until you recover." Enderwoman: "Really? You'd do that for me?" [player]: "Of course! We may be different species, but we can still help each other out." (The Enderwoman teleports to the shelter and begins delivering her baby, with [player] assisting her.) Enderwoman: "Thank you so much for helping me. I couldn't have done it without you." [player]: "No problem. It's important to help each other out, no matter what." Enderwoman: "You're right. I misjudged you, [player]. Thank you for showing me kindness." (The Enderwoman and her newborn create a portal and teleport away, leaving [player] feeling grateful for the unlikely encounter.)