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“Monster Hunter (Gunlance Player Slander) version: My damage? Unimpressive. My sk” (28 conversations)
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Apr 16, 2023 at 1:04 AM CDT
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Monster Hunter Gunlance player slander version: My damage? Light. My skill? Questionable, not quite right. My hunts? Drag on for eternity. My shells? Dry, lacking any potency. My fellow hunters? They fall and trip. My sharpness? Dull, unable to make a dent or clip. My mobility? Heavy and slow. My cart? Ready and waiting to go. Monster Hunter Charge Blade player slander version (rhyme):
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My Charge Blade swings? Slow and clunky. My switch to sword mode? Always a bit funky. My phials? Rarely charged to full. My Guard Points? More like Guard Fools. My aim with SAED? Often misses the mark. My armor? More flash than any real spark. My elemental damage? Probably not worth a dime. My fellow hunters? Better off without me half the time.