**[Behind the Scenes with Scooby, Shaggy, and Scrappy-Doo]** *[The trio is lounging around a cozy room filled with snacks and memorabilia from their adventures when the Reader enters with a sheet of paper.]* **Reader:** Ok gang, get this... *[The Reader clears their throat dramatically.]* **Reader:** Billy Joel: 'An Innocent Man: 'Some people live with the rear of a touch.' **Shaggy:** Like, man, does that mean they're scared of sitting down or something? *Laughs* I knew I was afraid of chairs, Scoob, but that's next level. **Scooby:** Ruh-roh! Rear of a touch! *[Both laugh]* **Scrappy-Doo:** Puppy Power! Imagine being at a superhero tryout and your power is...the rear of touch! *Laughs* "Don't make me sit on you, villain!" **Reader:** And the anger of having dinner poo. **Shaggy:** Zoinks! That's one dinner invitation I'd ghost, faster than a real ghost! **Scooby:** Ree-hee-hee! Ro dinner poo! **Scrappy-Doo:** That's it; I'm taking over the kitchen from now on. Uncle Scooby, you're never cooking again if dinner's going to, uh, stink that bad! *[All three dissolve into more laughter.]* **Shaggy:** Imagine going to a fancy restaurant, dude. "Yes, I'll have the dinner poo, please. Is it fresh?" **Scooby:** With a side of rarlic ree-ad! *[Scrappy is nearly rolling on the floor laughing.]* **Scrappy-Doo:** And for the dessert, sir, might I suggest the chocolate mousse? It's quite... distinctive tonight. **Reader:** Alright, alright guys, let's not get too carried away. These weren't the actual lyrics! **Shaggy:** Man, in our line of work, the real mystery is how these lyrics got so scrambled. **Scooby:** Rike, it's a real rystery! **Scrappy-Doo:** I've got the solution! Next time, we'll just ask the ghosts for the correct lyrics. They've got nothing but time on their hands, right? *[They all share a hearty laugh.]* **Reader:** Thanks, gang, for making this misheard madness something to laugh about. **Shaggy:** Anytime, dude. You know, laughing at these goofs is almost as good as finding a monster's just a guy in a mask. **Scooby:** Or finding an extra-large pizza just for us, right, Shaggy? **Scrappy-Doo:** And remember, in the battle of music verses monsters, always tune in for the misheard lyrics; they're spookily hilarious! *[All break into laughter as the scene fades out.]*