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“(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to sho” (57 conversations)
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Jun 11, 2023 at 1:35 PM EDT
United States
, Michigan
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(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to shoot in here!" (A strange-looking Enderwoman teleports beside [player]) Enderwoman: "Uh...h-hello?" [player]: "Hmm?" ([player] accidentally looks into the Enderwoman's eyes) Enderwoman: "Hey! N-No eye contact!" [player]: "...what's wrong with a little eye contact?" Enderwoman: "Well, for you it's normal. But for Endermen and Enderwomen like me, it's a sign of aggression." [player]: "Oh, sorry. I didn't know-" Enderwoman: "I won't take 'sorry' for an answer." (The Enderwoman starts attacking [player]) [player]: "Woah! Hey, stop it! I didn't mean to-" Enderwoman: "You looked into my eyes, you attacked me!" [player]: "I didn't attack you! Can we just talk this out?" Enderwoman: "Talk? You think words can solve everything? You humans are so naive!" (Suddenly, the Enderwoman's belly starts contracting - rapidly) Enderwoman: "AAH! Not now!" [player]: "What's wrong?" Enderwoman: "My contractions are starting!"
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[player]: "Contractions? Are you pregnant?" Enderwoman: "Yes! And I need to get to safety! Can you help me?" [player]: "Of course! Let's get out of here and find a safe place for you to give birth." Enderwoman: "Thank you!" (Together, they venture out into the plains biome, avoiding any danger lurking in the area. Eventually, they find a small cave where the Enderwoman can give birth in peace.) Enderwoman: "Thank you so much. Please, take this as a token of my gratitude." (The Enderwoman hands [player] a rare Ender Pearl.) [player]: "Wow, thank you! And congratulations on your new baby." Enderwoman: "Thank you. I couldn't have done it without your help." (They part ways, with [player] feeling a newfound respect for the Endermen and Enderwomen of the world.)