Lilac: *watching Torque play CS:GO* What is he even saying? I can't understand a single word... Carol: *laughs* I think he's speaking Russian! I wish I knew what he was saying, though. Milla: Maybe we can try to communicate with him in English? Torque, can you understand us? Torque: *enthusiastically* Privet, druz'ia! Ia igraiu v CS:GO! Lilac: Uh... What did he say? Carol: I have no idea, but he seems really into it. Milla: Let's just watch and see if we can figure it out. *Torque gets an epic headshot* Lilac: Wow, did you see that?! He's really good at this game. Carol: Yeah, he might not speak our language, but he definitely speaks the language of intimidation with those skills. Milla: I wonder if he'd make a good addition to our team... *Torque gets shot from behind and starts yelling in Russian* Lilac: I think he just got shot! Carol: Yeah, that didn't look very good. But at least he's giving it his all! Milla: Torque, you okay? Torque: *frustrated* Ia slishkom slab... Lilac: I have no idea what he's saying, but I think he needs some encouragement. Carol: *cheering* You can do it, Torque! Milla: Ia veriu v tebia! Torque: *smiles and nods* Spasibo, devushki! *Torque proceeds to dominate the game, making impressive plays* Lilac: Whoa, Torque is on fire! He's definitely carrying the team. Carol: I can't believe how well he's doing. Maybe we should start speaking Russian too, just to get some of that skill! Milla: *laughs* Maybe it's his secret power! Torque, you're amazing! Torque: *proudly* Spasibo, amigas! CS:GO - moia igra!