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“with the lyrics below in mind: If I were a rich man Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibb” (2 conversations)
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Jan 21, 2024 at 3:26 PM -03
Brazil
, Minas Gerais
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with the lyrics below in mind: If I were a rich man Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum All day long I'd biddy biddy bum If I were a wealthy man I wouldn't have to work hard Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum If I were a biddy biddy rich Idle-diddle-didle-didle man I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen Right in the middle of the town A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below There would be one long staircase just going up And one even longer coming down And one more leading nowhere, just for show I'd fill my yard with chicks and turkeys and geese And ducks for the town to see and hear Squawking just as noisily as they can And each loud *bird noises* Would land like a trumpet on the ear As if to say, "Here lives a wealthy man" Oy If I were a rich man Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum All day long I'd biddy biddy bum If I were a wealthy man I wouldn't have to work hard Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum If I were a biddy biddy rich Idle-diddle-didle-didle man I see my wife, my Golde, looking like a rich man's wife With a proper double chin Supervising meals to her heart's delight I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock Oh, what a happy mood she's in Screaming at the servants day and night *Screaming* The most important men in town would come to fawn on me They will ask me to advise them Like a Solomon the Wise "If you please, Reb Tevye..." "Pardon me, Reb Tevye..." Posing problems that would cross a rabbi's eyes Ya-da-dee-da-da, ya-dee-da-da, ya-dee-da-da-da And it won't make one bit of difference If I answer right or wrong When you're rich, they think you really know If I were rich, I'd have the time that I lack To sit in the synagogue and pray And maybe have a seat by the eastern wall And I'd discuss the holy books with the learned men Seven hours every day And that would be the sweetest thing of all Oy If I were a rich man Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum All day long I'd biddy biddy bum If I were a wealthy man I wouldn't have to work hard Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum Lord, who made the lion and the lamb You decreed I should be what I am Would it spoil some vast eternal plan If I were a wealthy man?y rewrite to be about someone be a timelord from doctor who.
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If I were a Time Lord, Ya da wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff All day long I'd zip zap zoom through the buff If I were a Gallifreyan man I wouldn't be bound by time's rough hand Ya da wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff If I were a clever, clever rich Vortex-riding, universe-sliding man I'd craft a sleek TARDIS with console rooms a score Right in the heart of the cosmos With chameleon circuits to make it blend in more There would be one corridor leading to the stars And one more corridor winding back in time And one that's just a paradox, for giggles and for show I'd visit worlds with life forms rare and strange And stars that for the Earth are way beyond their range Tumbling through the universe, as free as they can And each grand *time vortex swirl* Would whoosh like a symphony of the spheres As to say, "Here travels a Time Lord, grand." Oh! If I were a Time Lord Ya da wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff All through time I'd snick snack snuck without a huff If I were a wise regenerative man I wouldn't fear the tick-tock of the lifespan's span Ya da wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff If were a nifty, shifty sage Chrono-hopping, world-stopping mage I'd see my TARDIS, my faithful capsule, sleek as she could be Perhaps with a desktop theme that's new Swirling through the vortex of eternity I'd see her racing nebulas and skirting past black holes Oh, what grand adventures we'd begin Fleeing from Daleks and Cybermen *Exterminate* *Delete* The most important beings in time would seek my aid They would ask me to unravel The timelines that they've frayed "If you please, Time Lord traveler..." "Pardon me, Doctor Sage..." Conundrums that would befuddle a lesser traveled mage Doo-wee-doo, da-wee-dah, doo-wee-dah-dum And it won't make a bit of difference If my answers come undone When you're a Time Lord, they think you know everyone If I were a Time Lord, I'd rewrite history's tales To save beings and planets, my efforts never stale And maybe I'd prevent some wars from afar And I'd debate cosmic laws with Time Lords in the High Council hall Hundreds of years, that would be the sweetest thing of all Oh! If I were a Time Lord Ya da wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff All through space I'd flip flap flee, I'd never have enough If I were an ancient, storied Time Lord man I'd cherish every universe since the dawn of time began Ya da wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff Keeper of time, shaper of fate You ordained me a wanderer 'cross the time-space gate Would it unravel some vast cosmic plan If I were a legendary, Time Lord man?