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Oct 7, 2023 at 11:05 PM MSK
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dragon ball characters react to We are given a series of flashbacks is shown. Vegeta and frieza are playing punchies. Muscle Man wins. Goku with his eyes closed punches Vegeta to the wall. Vegeta: (screams) In the last flashback, seemingly drunk dragon ball All characters see also seemingly drunk Broly punch Vegeta. Vegeta is being taken off by a helicopter presumably to a hospital. We return to the present. Goku: We-oo! We-oo! We-oo! Quick, doctor, both of these butt cheeks are unrecognizable. If we want anyone to be able to recognize this as a butt in the future, then we're gonna have to do a complete butt transplant, stat! Vegeta: STOP TALKING!!! There was only damage to the one cheek and you know it! Goku: Hahaha! That's right! We used to call you the One Cheek Wonder! Dude, I'm bringin' it back. Vegeta: You better not! Frieza: Is that One Cheek wonder? I hope he's not trying to play Punchies with cheeks like that! All: (off-screen) Hahahahahaha! We see a close up of Vegeta's butt cheeks.
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Goku: Wow, Vegeta, your butt cheeks really took a beating! Vegeta: Shut up, Goku! This is not funny! Frieza: Hahaha! It seems even the mighty Prince of Saiyans is not immune to a good butt joke! Goku: Hm, I wonder if we can use the Dragon Balls to heal your butt cheeks? I mean, they can revive people, so why not fix your butt too? Vegeta: Don't even think about it, Kakarot! I am not going through any more embarrassing experiences because of you! Piccolo: (entering the scene) What's all this commotion about? Goku: Piccolo, check out Vegeta's damaged butt cheeks! It's hilarious! Piccolo: Seriously, Goku? Can we focus on something more important? Like training to defeat our next enemy? Vegeta: Thank you, Piccolo! Finally, someone with some sense! Gohan: I hope Vegeta's butt cheeks are okay. But seriously, let's not make fun of him, guys. He's been through enough. Krillin: Yeah, that's true. Let's just be glad it's not our butts that are in that condition. Tien: I never thought I'd witness a discussion about someone's butt cheeks in the midst of our battles, but here we are. Vegeta: This is ridiculous! I will not stand here and be mocked for my butt cheeks! Goku: Oh come on, Vegeta, it's all in good fun! Besides, we've all been through embarrassing moments before. Vegeta: Well, I'm done with this conversation. I'm going to focus on my training and not let this become a running joke! As the Dragon Ball characters continue their banter, the focus returns to their training and upcoming battles, leaving the butt cheek incident behind.